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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,022,855 views  40,180 comments

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13326   richwicks   2022 Jan 22, 12:52pm  

Bd6r says
richwicks says
Well, who are these people, and where are they?

We all know this, but I am not telling - otherwise Patnet and @Patrick will get into trouble for STOKING VIOLENCE!


It's the intelligence agencies, in particular likely CIA and Military intelligence.

Some lone guy can't take them hostage, if he can even identify the individuals which he can't, and what's he going to to? Go into a military post or Langley Virginia and hold hostages?
13330   Bd6r   2022 Jan 22, 1:26pm  

richwicks says
It's the intelligence agencies

Intelligence agencies are in cahoots with politicians who allow this, not random synagogue attenders. A more intelligent person would NOT attack people who are innocent but figure out other ways. Screaming I hate Jews or even hating Jews as a group of people which was the case here is also counterproductive and wrong. Any of us can make a list of nationalities to hate because history which would be long and counterproductive.
13331   richwicks   2022 Jan 22, 2:28pm  

Bd6r says
Intelligence agencies are in cahoots with politicians who allow this


Politicians are just meat puppets. The intelligence agencies run this nation, at least when it comes to foreign policy.

Tenpoundbass says
Screaming I hate Jews or even hating Jews as a group of people which was the case here is also counterproductive


It's not above our our "news" media or our government to lie. You don't know what he said although he may have said that.
13332   Patrick   2022 Jan 22, 3:33pm  



It’s time to avoid M&Ms of all colors.
13334   RWSGFY   2022 Jan 22, 4:25pm  

Patrick says






I agree: let's just replace the nukes, missiles ans strategic bombers we took from them in exchange for our security assurances and let them fend for themselves.
13335   richwicks   2022 Jan 22, 4:45pm  

FuckCCP89 says
I agree: let's just replace the nukes, missiles ans strategic bombers we took from them in exchange for our security assurances and let them fend for themselves.


Nuclear weaponry is only useful as a deterrent. Notice the US doesn't fucking attack any country with that deterrent.

The world would be better off if every stupid country had a nuclear bomb - you can't use them without being nuked yourself.

Every fucking time, and I mean EVERY TIME, the US gets a country to disarm, they attack it afterward.

If Russia was just left the fuck alone, none of this should would be happening. I mean, HONESTLY, what's the horrible things that Russia has done to the United States and Europe? Keep energy prices too low?

If there's a war in Russia with Ukraine as a proxy, and the Europeans are dumb enough to get involved with it, Russia will just cut off their energy supplies to Russia. Europeans will rebel against their own, stupid, fucking traitorous governments.
13337   Onvacation   2022 Jan 22, 7:33pm  

richwicks says
Europeans will rebel against their own, stupid, fucking traitorous governments.

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hopium
13340   Ceffer   2022 Jan 22, 8:00pm  

We'll forgive them 30 minutes after they drop through the triggered trap door with the noose around their necks. Useful idiots or not, they have to go. You took the bribes and the payoffs, now take what is coming to you.
"Professional Leftists Begin Trying to Retreat from the Consequences of Their COVID Nonsense . . . It's Time For Payback"
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=191646&source=patrick.net
13344   RWSGFY   2022 Jan 23, 6:25am  

richwicks says
FuckCCP89 says
I agree: let's just replace the nukes, missiles ans strategic bombers we took from them in exchange for our security assurances and let them fend for themselves.


Nuclear weaponry is only useful as a deterrent. Notice the US doesn't fucking attack any country with that deterrent.




Exactly. Russia would not dare invading Ukraine if Ukes kept the nukes. There would not be current amassing troops on the border and threats of "drang nach Kiev" either.



The world would be better off if every stupid country had a nuclear bomb - you can't use them without being nuked yourself.



Exactly: Russia would stay the fuck away if US did not pressure Ukraine into giving up nukes in 1994.


Every fucking time, and I mean EVERY TIME, the US gets a country to disarm, they attack it afterward.




US did not disarm Russia. US disarmed Ukraine. Russia attacked Ukraine. See: your theory is shit.


If Russia was just left the fuck alone, none of this should would be happening. I mean, HONESTLY, what's the horrible things that Russia has done to the United States and Europe?


What have Ukraine done to Russia? Wanted to join EU? What's the harm in that requiring an invasion and killing of 15,000 people (and counting)? And what did US and Europe really did to Russia? Basically nothing, except paying billions for oil&gas and turning a blind eye and allowing them to bully their neighbors which US helped to disarm.
13354   Ceffer   2022 Jan 23, 5:16pm  

Meta (Facebook) is moving its headquarters to Austin, TX, where it can continue to plot against the Republic, freedom and election integrity.

Isn't that kind of like giving Texas ass cancer or something?

https://civildeadline.com/even-big-tech-is-tired-of-california-ceo-announces-move-to-texas/?source=patrick.net
13355   Eman   2022 Jan 23, 5:31pm  

Ceffer says
Meta (Facebook) is moving its headquarters to Austin, TX, where it can continue to plot against the Republic, freedom and election integrity.

Isn't that kind of like giving Texas ass cancer or something?

https://civildeadline.com/even-big-tech-is-tired-of-california-ceo-announces-move-to-texas/?source=patrick.net


Expanding in Austin, TX vs. moving its HQ to TX are two different things.

I guess some companies are looking for talents in cheaper markets while saving money on taxes in states with low to no income tax. Win-win if they can make it work.
13356   richwicks   2022 Jan 23, 5:45pm  

Onvacation says
richwicks says
Europeans will rebel against their own, stupid, fucking traitorous governments.

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hopium


No.

People will put up with any stupid shit you can imagine, we've all witnessed it.

That ends when they start to freeze in their homes and they can't buy food.

If the United States is actually trying to provoke a war with Russia - they are doing it with the INTENTION of losing that war.
13359   richwicks   2022 Jan 23, 6:58pm  

FuckCCP89 says
richwicks says
FuckCCP89 says
I agree: let's just replace the nukes, missiles ans strategic bombers we took from them in exchange for our security assurances and let them fend for themselves.


Nuclear weaponry is only useful as a deterrent. Notice the US doesn't fucking attack any country with that deterrent.



Exactly. Russia would not dare invading Ukraine if Ukes kept the nukes. There would not be current amassing troops on the border and threats of "drang nach Kiev" either.


So then, Europe removed their nuclear capability to allow Russia to invade Ukraine? That's the implication you're suggesting.

FuckCCP89 says

The world would be better off if every stupid country had a nuclear bomb - you can't use them without being nuked yourself.


Exactly: Russia would stay the fuck away if US did not pressure Ukraine into giving up nukes in 1994.


The United States may have stayed away from it as well. But they removed Yanukovych and installed a US asset as "leader".

Are you certain that nuclear weapons were removed? I mean, our government is so fucking honest aren't they?

FuckCCP89 says
Every fucking time, and I mean EVERY TIME, the US gets a country to disarm, they attack it afterward.


US did not disarm Russia. US disarmed Ukraine. Russia attacked Ukraine. See: your theory is shit.


The United States attacked Ukraine through a US led coup.

FuckCCP89 says
If Russia was just left the fuck alone, none of this should would be happening. I mean, HONESTLY, what's the horrible things that Russia has done to the United States and Europe?


What have Ukraine done to Russia? Wanted to join EU?


When Yanukovych refused to join the EU, after they ass raped Greece, then fucked them in the eye hole, it makes sense that Yanukovych wouldn't want to join those assholes that completely fuck over East European nations.

Yanukovych was removed because he didn't allow his nation to be the slaves to the ECB. It's as simple as that, but the US wants to cut off Russia from exporting petroleum to Europe, and chaos == money. There's always multiple reasons for war.

The EU is such a shitty horrible system, that England left it, and I bet France, Italy and Greece if they would be allowed to - if they had an actually free and fair, and VERIFIABLE election system. That will never happen.

The EU is the next USSR. At least the Russians learned that lesson.

NATO and the United States keeps threatening Russia, and you're clutching your pearls that Russia REACTS. It's the EU that is expansionist, not Russia. Stop pushing for WWIII. You ought to know better.
13360   Patrick   2022 Jan 23, 7:14pm  

richwicks says
When Yanukovych refused to join the EU, after they ass raped Greece


@richwicks You might enjoy this piece about what happened in Greece if you haven't seen it yet:

https://naomiwolf.substack.com/p/thinking-like-a-tyrant?source=patrick.net
13361   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 23, 7:23pm  

Germany is laughing it's ass off.

While the US is fighting Russia, Nordstream will be pumping gas at cheap rates to give Russia hard currency. The Modernization of the Russian Army is almost entirely due to German and Austrian purchases of Russian Gas.

Germany will be marking up equipment, food, etc. for US troops logistics in Ukraine as much as the market will bear, since there will be supply chain issues that force the US military to source as much from Europe as possible.

At best you might see Germany send a company of medics or some token bullshit. They will, however, be Johann-on-the-spot to rip off the Pentagon and DeutscheWelle will be full of mocking stories about US Troops and Leadership.

It's in Germany's interest to weaken the US, since they run Europe. A beat up Russia, win or lose, will be selling cheap Nat Gas to Germany.
13362   Ceffer   2022 Jan 23, 7:46pm  

Boris Johnson developing the Sicilian Flu, LOL! Maybe Pfizer has a nice mRNA vaccine for that.
13364   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 23, 7:50pm  

But, the Ukrainians sold China an aircraft carrier, which they just reversed engineered and is now underway.

The only use of a Chinese CV would be against the US Navy. The Ukrainians knew it when they sold it.

And it wasn't "just a crime lord's doing", either. Nobody can smuggle a massive Aircraft Carrier, it's not a few kilos of coke, which means Ukrainian officials were involved in quantity and effort.

Also, Ukrainian officials worked extensively with Biden, helped to smear Trump, and with the DNC.

I'm all for helping, by giving EU/European NATO troops a lift and selling them weapons financed by inflating Euros or Germany issuing bonds. I want to see 6 Euro Brigades committed, and then we can return the Eurofavors in our past wars... with a company of Rangers and Medics.

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