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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,022,519 views  40,180 comments

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13361   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 23, 7:23pm  

Germany is laughing it's ass off.

While the US is fighting Russia, Nordstream will be pumping gas at cheap rates to give Russia hard currency. The Modernization of the Russian Army is almost entirely due to German and Austrian purchases of Russian Gas.

Germany will be marking up equipment, food, etc. for US troops logistics in Ukraine as much as the market will bear, since there will be supply chain issues that force the US military to source as much from Europe as possible.

At best you might see Germany send a company of medics or some token bullshit. They will, however, be Johann-on-the-spot to rip off the Pentagon and DeutscheWelle will be full of mocking stories about US Troops and Leadership.

It's in Germany's interest to weaken the US, since they run Europe. A beat up Russia, win or lose, will be selling cheap Nat Gas to Germany.
13362   Ceffer   2022 Jan 23, 7:46pm  

Boris Johnson developing the Sicilian Flu, LOL! Maybe Pfizer has a nice mRNA vaccine for that.
13364   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 23, 7:50pm  

But, the Ukrainians sold China an aircraft carrier, which they just reversed engineered and is now underway.

The only use of a Chinese CV would be against the US Navy. The Ukrainians knew it when they sold it.

And it wasn't "just a crime lord's doing", either. Nobody can smuggle a massive Aircraft Carrier, it's not a few kilos of coke, which means Ukrainian officials were involved in quantity and effort.

Also, Ukrainian officials worked extensively with Biden, helped to smear Trump, and with the DNC.

I'm all for helping, by giving EU/European NATO troops a lift and selling them weapons financed by inflating Euros or Germany issuing bonds. I want to see 6 Euro Brigades committed, and then we can return the Eurofavors in our past wars... with a company of Rangers and Medics.
13367   Ceffer   2022 Jan 23, 11:46pm  

Maybe, too, Biden's sword rattling is toothless with Trump holding the Commander in Chief position, unless he wants to send the Joint Chiefs over in dresses to fight the Russians mano a mano. Anybody really think NATO, the UN or Europe are going to do this, either?
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/31700?source=patrick.net

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/47585
13368   richwicks   2022 Jan 23, 11:56pm  

Ceffer says
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GDP GDP GDP - nobody understands how stupid the metric is, or how useless it is, or WHAT it is.

It's just a measure of how much money is turned over per year.

If I pay $5,000 a year for food from McDonald's, and McDonald's spend $1,000 a year for their employees to serve me, $3,000 years worth in the food and the executive twats pocket $1,000 a year for corporate profits, the GDP just went up by $10,000. If I just cooked at home with $2,500 a year, the economy contracted even though I'm eating healthier, less expensively, and better. It goes up by $10,000 because nearly all that money is immediately spent - if it's SAVED, oh, that horrible! Can't allow people to save money! Most of it is spent immediately.

It's not a measure of the health of the economy, it's a measure of turnover.

The reason the globalists LOVE this fucking BULLSHIT metric is that it measures interdependence. The more independent the people of a nation are, they more readily they can abandon dependencies. Your criminal mafia syndicate government is a dependency. Welfare is a dependency. You can just cook at home, or your wife can, you don't have to go out for food every fucking day. If you own your car and house FREE AND CLEAR, well that hurts GDP. If you don't have a goddamned disease which you have to spend $500 a month on drugs that do nothing, you've hurt the GDP.

I've been listening to this bullshit statistic for 40 fucking years. The GDP has NOTHING to do with the wealth of security of the nation. NOTHING.

Please, shut the fuck up about it. It's so goddamned OBVIOUSLY stupid to measure economic health this way. So fucking retarded it drives me crazy every time I hear it. Even with a CURSORY LOOK, GDP is a pointless measure. People repeat this mindlessly, and never think what it means. EVEN when they know what GDP measures, they don't fucking think about it. So tired of hearing about this goddamned measure. Stop it.

You know what happens when our military spends $500,000,000 in a year for some bullshit war? The GDP goes up by $500,000,000.

Fuck you about the GDP.
13374   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 24, 9:14am  

(queue slap bass) bicity bigidy bink




13378   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 24, 10:14am  

Yeah, can you imagine the Establishment's response to Alien Contact?

I think When Mars Attacks movie would best foretell the reality than Independence Day, The Day the Earth Stood still, or Close Encounters.

John Kennedy must read Patnet.

https://thepostmillennial.com/embarassing-biden-aliens-john-kennedy
13383   Bd6r   2022 Jan 24, 5:21pm  

13384   Bd6r   2022 Jan 24, 5:24pm  

Not a joke, but true and somewhat funny:


13387   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 24, 6:21pm  

The Democrat Party Domestic Policy



13390   SunnyvaleCA   2022 Jan 25, 5:52am  

Tenpoundbass says




I do not know a single "native person of North America" who wishes to revert their life to the stone age. Not a single one.
13391   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 25, 6:36am  

SunnyvaleCA says
I do not know a single "native person of North America" who wishes to revert their life to the stone age. Not a single one.


The banished drug users, that got mixed up with the Bohemian educated shithead crowd. They like to be used for visual props, in their Liberal Arts installations.
Sometimes it backfires and cost CNN several tens of millions of dollars.
13396   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:39am  

From trannies and false fags to Ukraine and false flags.
13398   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:49am  

Biden has built back the adrenochrome factories with immigrant trafficked children better for his Globalist pedo buddies, grant him that.
13399   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:55am  

Moloch out of the closet? "Whoa. The left is equating those of us who refuse the experimental vaccine with human sacrifice and calling it the equivalent of “those who offered human sacrifices to Moloch.” Of course, AtlanticCuck got it 180 degrees backasswards as LibbyFuck usual, since the vaccinated are the sacrifices. You would think they would stop resorting to the lamest of agitprop and trying to pass it off as thinking. Trying to make fools think conservatives are Moloch when the Globalists and elites are Moloch. What the LibbyFucks accuse you of is what they are.

13400   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:58am  

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