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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,183 views  41,995 comments

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13378   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 24, 10:14am  

Yeah, can you imagine the Establishment's response to Alien Contact?

I think When Mars Attacks movie would best foretell the reality than Independence Day, The Day the Earth Stood still, or Close Encounters.

John Kennedy must read Patnet.

https://thepostmillennial.com/embarassing-biden-aliens-john-kennedy
13383   Bd6r   2022 Jan 24, 5:21pm  

13384   Bd6r   2022 Jan 24, 5:24pm  

Not a joke, but true and somewhat funny:


13387   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 24, 6:21pm  

The Democrat Party Domestic Policy



13390   SunnyvaleCA   2022 Jan 25, 5:52am  

Tenpoundbass says




I do not know a single "native person of North America" who wishes to revert their life to the stone age. Not a single one.
13391   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jan 25, 6:36am  

SunnyvaleCA says
I do not know a single "native person of North America" who wishes to revert their life to the stone age. Not a single one.


The banished drug users, that got mixed up with the Bohemian educated shithead crowd. They like to be used for visual props, in their Liberal Arts installations.
Sometimes it backfires and cost CNN several tens of millions of dollars.
13396   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:39am  

From trannies and false fags to Ukraine and false flags.
13398   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:49am  

Biden has built back the adrenochrome factories with immigrant trafficked children better for his Globalist pedo buddies, grant him that.
13399   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 11:55am  

Moloch out of the closet? "Whoa. The left is equating those of us who refuse the experimental vaccine with human sacrifice and calling it the equivalent of “those who offered human sacrifices to Moloch.” Of course, AtlanticCuck got it 180 degrees backasswards as LibbyFuck usual, since the vaccinated are the sacrifices. You would think they would stop resorting to the lamest of agitprop and trying to pass it off as thinking. Trying to make fools think conservatives are Moloch when the Globalists and elites are Moloch. What the LibbyFucks accuse you of is what they are.

13400   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:58am  

13401   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:58am  

13402   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:58am  

13403   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 11:59am  

13404   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 12:00pm  

13405   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 12:00pm  

13406   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:04pm  

And the false flag polls and narratives come to the rescue of the Globalist/Biden criminal/money laundering enterprises in Ukraine:




13409   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:25pm  

"New Poll of Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants Agree War In Ukraine Necessary!"
13410   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 12:33pm  

Biden only has 8,000 troops to send to Ukraine while NATO and Europe cower and goad him on? What is Biden sending, the Pantifa Battalion?

"If only I were Commander in Chief and Ukraine had but a single neck!" "What happened to the good ole days when I if I needed children, I could order up a few dozen from my tunnels in Ukraine? Now, I have to compete with starving celebrities for immigrant children from the border!"
13411   Eric Holder   2022 Jan 25, 12:45pm  

Ceffer says
"New Poll of Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants Agree War In Ukraine Necessary!"


Wait, the Globalist Wannabe Dictators and Covid Tyrants control Putin? Say it ain't so! He was the last hope for the anti-covid-tyranny crowd! (ignore QR-codes, lockdowns and criminal cases against restaurant owners who refused to enforce vaccine mandates in Russia).
13412   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 1:59pm  

Eric Holder says
He was the last hope for the anti-covid-tyranny crowd! (ignore QR-codes, lockdowns and criminal cases against restaurant owners who refused to enforce vaccine mandates in Russia).

new religion - Putin will save us!
13413   Ceffer   2022 Jan 25, 2:07pm  

If Putin crosses the Rio Grande with a convoy, he can get a free credit card and run for Precedent!
13414   Bd6r   2022 Jan 25, 2:12pm  

Ceffer says
If Putin crosses the Rio Grande with a convoy, he can get a free credit card and run for Precedent!

They nailed a few dozen Russian illegals crossing US border a few months ago...

https://www.krqe.com/news/border-report/border-report-tour/18-russian-migrants-found-in-vehicles-shot-at-while-barreling-through-california-border-crossing-cbp-says/?source=patrick.net
13416   Patrick   2022 Jan 25, 2:58pm  

Bd6r says
They nailed a few dozen Russian illegals crossing US border a few months ago...


Two vehicles that attempted to speed past a California border crossing before an officer opened fire were carrying a total of 18 Russian immigrants including young children.


This seems to be the Russian style.

I played a lot of ping pong at various tech companies over the years, and when playing Russians I found it was normal for them to try to slam the shot as often as possible.

The Chinese were far more subtle, with lots of backspin.

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