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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,097,671 views  41,995 comments

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13523   Bd6r   2022 Jan 29, 8:10am  

13524   Bd6r   2022 Jan 29, 8:10am  

13525   Bd6r   2022 Jan 29, 8:11am  

13526   AmericanKulak   2022 Jan 29, 9:44am  

Bd6r says


Short hair, no facial hair. Age about 30, coming right out of ROTC and a few years as an officer in Military Intel
13528   Ceffer   2022 Jan 29, 2:14pm  

Latest Woo Woo is the White House is going to be demolished. Today, you could see that drapes appear to be down and you can see all the way through. Those concrete barriers are around the front fountain and around the back. Of course, they may just be cleaning weeds out of the plumbing.

We'll see how this Woo pans out:
"According to a Intel source, the White House will be blown up very soon. "Concrete barricades have been erected around the White House so that the detonation explosion (when the White House is blown up) will not be transmitted to the street and the surrounding area. That will be the case soon. You have seen the online videos of the late detonation flashes on the second floor of the WH. The columns have been weakened in preparation for the upcoming explosion," "




Of course this thing was supposed to be a scaffolding to hang the traitors. It was just the standard bleachers that they set up for politicians to view the Biden inaugural parade that never happened last Jan. 20 2020.
13529   richwicks   2022 Jan 29, 9:25pm  

mostly reader says
richwicks says
So then, Europe removed their nuclear capability to allow Russia to invade Ukraine? That's the implication you're suggesting.
OMG, how did you even get there?? How did you go from what's in evidence - that Russia is a backstabbing SOB who signed the treaty and then broke it because the treaty left Ukraine defenseless - to this "Europe wanted it to happen" spin? Are you saying that Europe should've known that Russia is a backstabbing SOB?


Sure.

They know the United States is.

Also, don't fucking stawman me.

It's PERFECTLY obvious to me that the assholes in power have been setting up for DECADES for a war with Russia. For DECADES. The West ALWAYS disarms any nation they plan to attack. Always, every goddamned time. They did it to Saddam Hussein, they tried with Bashir al-Assad, they did with Qaddafi in Libya - they were trying with North Korea, and they are doing it in Ukraine.

Countries are STUPID to disarm or they have installed traitors.

It doesn't matter, I expect the United States will collapse in short order if they are STUPID enough to start a war with Russia, and with this gang of Neocon traitors, it's quite possible they are that stupid. Nothing the US has done in foreign policy in the last 20 years has been useful to the United States in any way. Either the mother fuckers are trying to destroy the country, or they are supremely incompetent. It really doesn't matter which.
13530   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Jan 29, 9:40pm  

richwicks says
Also, don't fucking stawman me.


LOLZ....

Where have I heard that one before?
13536   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 12:18am  

All it took was a lifetime supply of chicken wings and donuts to bribe Whoopi. I think they have to change to a wide angle lens to even photograph her any more. What a waddling pile of psychotic loud mouth shit.
13540   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 12:51am  

Boris Johnson: "I would rather plunge my tits into boiling oil before I'd take that fookin' death jab!"
13541   richwicks   2022 Jan 30, 3:09am  

FJB says
richwicks says
Also, don't fucking stawman me.


LOLZ....

Where have I heard that one before?


Probably several times. It's an annoying logical fallacy that if you commit with me, you probably do it repeatedly.

People who "reframe what other people have said", are being dishonest. Jordan Peterson demonstrated this repeatedly with a "news" reporter on the BBC. He won't be invited on again, because he demonstrated how dishonest so-called reporters are.

You can quote me, but do not fucking do some bullshit like "so you're saying..." - no. I said what I said. It's nothing but annoying when people pull this shit to "win an argument". We can have a discussion, but don't bother me with an argument.
13543   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 9:11am  

That look you get when you realize Switzerland is no longer returning your calls.
13546   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 10:25am  

"Due to the expansion of Arctic ice, a group of polar bears has annexed uninhabited Russian island Kolyuchin as a vacation home. They look good and fat healthy. Extinction? Population has been growing."
13547   Onvacation   2022 Jan 30, 10:39am  

AN ANIMATED OVERVIEW
13552   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 11:18am  

How do you make Putin laugh?
13558   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 11:24am  

Krugman; the Anti-Telepathist. Being 0 for 100 defies probability to such an extent, it is statistically inspired:

13559   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 11:26am  

Last time I tried to plant a seed, she slapped me.
13560   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Jan 30, 11:35am  

richwicks says
"so you're saying..."


Agreed, but analogies aren't strawman.

An analogy likens one situation to another. A straw man is a mischaracterization of another's argument or position in order to "refute" it. More precisely, a strawman is a logical fallacy in which the opponent's case is overly simplified or otherwise misstated.
13562   Ceffer   2022 Jan 30, 11:44am  

Justice Breyer, given the choice between retirement or the 'Scalia Pillow', asks, "Whatever happened to the bullet or the silver? I could use some silver."
https://t.me/JovanHuttonPulitzer/3788?source=patrick.net

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