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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,113,394 views  42,079 comments

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14590   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 2:20am  

LOL! DeSantis says that Fauci is in the witness protection program, and the government is trying to deny it had anything to do with his policies. Sorry for Bad Tube, Pat.
https://youtu.be/5bnkIqQRjbg?source=patrick.net
14591   zzyzzx   2022 Mar 8, 6:03am  

14594   gabbar   2022 Mar 8, 8:42am  

14595   Patrick   2022 Mar 8, 9:06am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/putin-dons-president-xi-mask-so-companies-will-stop-boycotting-them?source=patrick.net




MOSCOW—According to sources, Russian President Vladimir Putin rolled out of bed Monday morning and headed to the bathroom where he showered, shaved, and put on his face. His face, in this case, is that of Chinese President Xi Jinping. Sources within the Kremlin confirm Putin began wearing a mask of the Chinese president to prevent further boycotts by western companies.

Putin donned the Xi mask before addressing the United Nations via Zoom. He reportedly said, "Hello, I am President Xi. I am in Russia now. Boycotting Russia is boycotting China, ok thanks bye."

According to sources, American sanctions were dropped immediately. Russia even picked up a few lucrative manufacturing contracts from Nike, Disney, and Apple. Furthermore, Bill Gates is scheduled to fly in next week to look at their network infrastructure and shore up their defense against cyber attacks.

"I never expected such a profound and immediate turnaround," Putin confessed to his staff. "This mask is magic."
14602   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 9:58am  

14605   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 8, 10:54am  

Patrick says






I so have a Crush on her. We need REFORMED! ANGLO-SAXON! LIBERTY! now. Paging Cromwell to crush the Absolutist Monarchists trying to create a world dominated by a small noble elite!
14606   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 10:55am  

Prince Andrew complains about inflation. "Gas? The cost of pedophilia piece of ass just skyrocketed! Damn you, Epstein!"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/55100?source=patrick.net
14611   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 1:58pm  

14616   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 4:34pm  

Biden shows that he has not yet achieved his America destroying personal best for utterly stupid decisions:
https://t.me/epochtimes/39657?source=patrick.net
14617   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 4:38pm  

"If he were a Chinese Spy schwartza, it would have been different!"
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/55219?source=patrick.net
14619   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 5:43pm  

Uh, Yeah! Every decision is calculated for maximum subversion from the Rockefeller and Switzerland ticker tapes they run into his ear pieces and teleprompters.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/55224?source=patrick.net
14620   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 8, 5:51pm  

Yes, it has to do with the ending of drilling on Federal Property, Fracking re-regulation, bans on any new offshore drilling, etc.

The Keystone XL isn't the main event, it's all the rollbacks of Trump Era policies and deregulation.
14621   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 5:54pm  

I really, really hope that Putin publishes the complete chain of custody, provenance and finance for these labs. I think the results will go beyond the simplistic 'military funding'. After all, these bioweapons are intended for use against the entire human race and American society, not just the Slavs.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/55233?source=patrick.net
14622   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 5:56pm  

14623   Ceffer   2022 Mar 8, 5:57pm  

14624   Ceffer   2022 Mar 9, 1:20am  

14625   Ceffer   2022 Mar 9, 1:31am  

Russian authorities report remarkable drop in heart attacks, dysentery, intestinal parasites, and brain disease Kuru since McDonalds closed restaurants as Ukrainian sanction:
https://t.me/greatreject/31951?source=patrick.net

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