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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,120,148 views  42,083 comments

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14909   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 19, 8:51pm  

richwicks says
Maybe it's still crazy, but I don't fault anybody at this time for thinking it's real. They have valid logical reasoning which I cannot refute, but it's incomplete reasoning.



Copulins are real, and the Copulins of fertile young females have the highest impact of HGH and Testosterone Production. Makes sense from an evolutionary perspective that exposure to it has positive health and mental benefits.
14911   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Mar 20, 3:58am  

Ceffer says


im very concerned about whats gonna be the next ahit theyll demand we all look at. war got another month on it at best.
14912   rocketjoe79   2022 Mar 20, 9:21am  

Just about 7 more months to hold out, folks. Midterms will be shocking.

In the meantime, the Left will be trying to rewrite all the stories of the last 5 years. They are hoping Joe Six-Pack will forget Biden's catastrophes before the election. Putin pulled the WAR!!! trigger a bit early, I don't think he (like Trump) is playing their game. Now the left can't run on a war ticket before November: unless this thing escalates, or China invades Taiwan.

Prediction: There will (somehow) a slight easing of inflation in Aug - Sep so they can say "hey, lookie, Inflation is DOWN!! (These numbers will be magically "corrected" in the following months.)
14913   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 20, 9:44am  

Ceffer says
LOL! Crisis actor 'corpse' having a cigarette break. Musta been left over from the Covid crisis acting.


My buddy likes watching on the ground videos on YouTube. We were watching a video about the aftermath of a supposedly Russian bombing of civilians. And in the center of the 10 or 12 people dead on the ground. There was one guy with no legs and half of one arm missing. He was sitting up, looking like he was taking a break waiting for instructions to prepare for a photo or video. He wasn't writhing in pain or screaming out, he didn't look like he was in shock. He looked like a gimp extra making some extra money for the day.

We were watching it on his TV, and I don't know the video name or I would search for it.
14914   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 20, 10:02am  

The artist who can make a piece of non-art pass as art is an artform.



14917   Onvacation   2022 Mar 20, 11:13am  

Zelensky

original link
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Obviously a comedy skit. You can hear the audience laughing in the background. Zelensky is flexible.
14918   Ceffer   2022 Mar 20, 12:03pm  

LoL! Weather reporter with military background reporting chemtrail chaff on radar.
14920   Ceffer   2022 Mar 20, 1:40pm  

Who ever thought we would live in a world where Donald Trump and Vlad Putin would be beacons of truth and reason in a sea of vicious, greedy, murderous psychopathic liars permeating the world stage.

I'm going to hide under the covers, masturbate, and eat Fritos until it is all over.
14922   richwicks   2022 Mar 20, 11:59pm  

Ceffer says
Who ever thought we would live in a world where Donald Trump and Vlad Putin would be beacons of truth and reason in a sea of vicious, greedy, murderous psychopathic liars permeating the world stage.

I'm going to hide under the covers, masturbate, and eat Fritos until it is all over.


Well, I suggest you stay off the Fritos. It is a clown world after all.

I remember thinking that Trump was some asshole on teeeveee, a megalomaniacal narcissistic asshole moron and was happily surprised that he might have been all those, but not a moron. It was so nice not to have a moron as president. It's been so fucking long. Just one guy that pointed out the lies. It was so nice.
14923   richwicks   2022 Mar 21, 12:03am  

Ceffer says


Haha, I can spot your posts by your hopefulness.

I hope I'm wrong to be as cynical as I am, but I've never been wrong before. There are no good guys. Putin very well might remove a criminal syndicate in Ukraine, but it will be replaced by a new one, that will be just as evil - that's best case scenario.
14924   Ceffer   2022 Mar 21, 12:33am  

Have to make up for the lost payola and laundered funds from Ukraine.
14928   Ceffer   2022 Mar 21, 8:55am  

Even if Putin is doing the right things for the wrong reason, he is doing them, and in the part of the world where they need to be done. Our own country is an embarrassment (a vicious, rabid attack dog off the leash for Switzerlan) and we are in no position to preach to anybody until and if we are restored.
14934   Ceffer   2022 Mar 21, 9:53am  

"The CIA is an international consortium headquartered in Switzerland. It has an embassy in Langley, VA."
14935   Tenpoundbass   2022 Mar 21, 10:06am  

RWSGFY says


That's called projection!
14938   Ceffer   2022 Mar 21, 11:04am  

Odd. Simon Parkes says Globalists are already making plans to move their operations (aka money laundering, trafficking, arms sales, drugs etc.) away from Ukraine. They have approached Croatia to be the new hub of their criminal enterprises. Lucky Croatia.
14939   AmericanKulak   2022 Mar 21, 11:05am  

Another country with a history of having Nazi symps. Then again, the Nazis had their own version of the EU/HRE.
14941   Eric Holder   2022 Mar 21, 12:55pm  

Ceffer says
Odd. Simon Parkes says Globalists are already making plans to move their operations (aka money laundering, trafficking, arms sales, drugs etc.) away from Ukraine. They have approached Croatia to be the new hub of their criminal enterprises. Lucky Croatia.


Imaginary globalists making imaginary plans to move their imaginary operations.... Who the fuck is Simon Parkes?
14948   mell   2022 Mar 21, 8:42pm  

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