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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,440 views  41,375 comments

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15326   Onvacation   2022 Apr 22, 11:35am  

richwicks says
fuck it, I'm old enough to die

If I were to die in a fiery plane wreck on my way home from Bellingham today I would have lived a life of adventure and service. It is so wrong to limit the life of our youngsters to prolong the life of us elders.
15328   richwicks   2022 Apr 22, 12:30pm  

Onvacation says
richwicks says
fuck it, I'm old enough to die

If I were to die in a fiery plane wreck on my way home from Bellingham today I would have lived a life of adventure and service. It is so wrong to limit the life of our youngsters to prolong the life of us elders.


If it was between me and a 20 year old kid, and one of us had to die, it would be me. No question about that. Even 30, even 40.

What I'm saying though is I'm done trying to fight against the propaganda. I've spent DECADES doing it, and nobody wants to hear it. If people are so stupid as to allow the recreation of the Cold War, what can I do to stop it?

Our government has spent 20 solid years in wars and every single one of them began with a HUGE, OBVIOUS, lie. I'm too old and tired to deal with it anymore. People have all the information and data that they could possibly ever consume in front of them with the Internet. They can know anything, talk to anybody. What do they do with the most incredible research and communication system that is the envy of every civilization ever?

"ASL?"
"F?"

Just porn. Man is just a stupid animal. If such a thing like Star Trek's holodeck was created, it would just be a place where people masturbated all the time. It wouldn't be used for anything else.

I just saw 1/2 the world go from "Mask up and get the booster" to "Slava Ukraini" in a week. It's so fucking depressing. Every day the news media comes up with another lie and then before it's debunked, another lie, and another another. There was no massacre by the Russians in Bucha for example. The mayor announced that the Russians had left on a video message, and no mention of all the bodies then later, "the Russians did this massacre". It's just lie after lie after lie, which wouldn't bother me, except people believe it.

We fucking have Victoria Nuland picking out the next leader of Ukraine 2 weeks before the revolution, and idiots still say that the US wasn't involved with a coup.

Fuck it, people are stupid. These people aren't worth saving if they are this goddamned stupid. If the teeeveeee can over-ride all their reasoning skills, cancel out what they hear, cancel out what they see, are they even human? Are these people worth caring about and there's SEAS of them. In 2005, I forgave them, not all of them were researchers, not all of them were on the net as long as I was, not all of them realized what they could do with this device. But I can't forgive them anymore. If people are this dumb and people that know better ALLOW people to be this dumb, fuck it. It's a duty to inform and educate, and nobody does. Are the people who refuse to inform - are they worth caring about?
15330   Ceffer   2022 Apr 22, 4:31pm  

Ooopsie! Hey, make that 500 billion dollars in armaments aid to Ukraine? Pretty soon the Russians will be using their American armaments against Ukrainian American armaments. May the best American armaments win!

Darn, Ukraine didn't even get to sell the armaments to other third world shit holes on the black market!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/54626?source=patrick.net
15332   RWSGFY   2022 Apr 22, 5:39pm  

Ceffer says
Ooopsie! Hey, make that 500 billion dollars in armaments aid to Ukraine? Pretty soon the Russians will be using their American armaments against Ukrainian American armaments. May the best American armaments win!

Darn, Ukraine didn't even get to sell the armaments to other third world shit holes on the black market!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/54626?source=patrick.net


It's a consolation prize for all the tanks and SAMs they handed over, LOL. If true, of course. For which it must be confirmed by Gonzalo Lira himself. And no CGI tricks this time!
15333   Ceffer   2022 Apr 22, 6:04pm  

More from the annals of DUHHHHHHH! California Woke Pension Institutional Investor-tards get a woke to broke wake up call with Netflix investment loss.
https://t.me/epochtimes/45013?source=patrick.net
15338   RWSGFY   2022 Apr 22, 9:54pm  

Ceffer says


Trump sent weapons to Ukraine too. Biden sent stimulus checks after people went to work too. Trump banned bumpstocks. Now what?
15339   Onvacation   2022 Apr 22, 10:18pm  

RWSGFY says
Trump sent weapons to Ukraine too. Biden sent stimulus checks after people went to work too. Trump banned bumpstocks. Now what?

Did you vote for Biden or against Trump?
15340   Onvacation   2022 Apr 22, 10:18pm  

Voting has consequences.
15341   AmericanKulak   2022 Apr 23, 10:17am  

Ceffer says


Or guards our own border.
15344   Blue   2022 Apr 23, 12:15pm  

HunterTits says

Hope similar thing happens to Disney, CA which lives off of Prop 13 to continue their pedo operations.
15346   Ceffer   2022 Apr 23, 11:05pm  

Just be sure you funnel all that vig and lucre back to the 'Big Guy'.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/54785?source=patrick.net
15348   Ceffer   2022 Apr 23, 11:24pm  

Yeah, tell me about it. We are living it with the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC and its resident mafias.
15360   Ceffer   2022 Apr 24, 12:32pm  

Looking for a gal/??? pal? Moby Dickless. The great white whale is racis'.
15361   Ceffer   2022 Apr 24, 2:02pm  

There are vids of Russian and Chechen soldiers saying, "Thank you, Joe Biden" in English. Zelensky has given the bill to the West and the WEF that he needs 7 billion a month to continue supporting the Nazis in the proxy wars for their criminal enterprises.
https://t.me/asbmil/1169?source=patrick.net
15362   Ceffer   2022 Apr 24, 2:23pm  

That wonderful Biden regime again. Instead of arming the proxy useful idiots, it will wind up arming the true enemies.https://t.me/asbmil/1215?source=patrick.net
15364   Ceffer   2022 Apr 24, 6:05pm  

Queen of gaslighting transitions into full blown delusionary psychosis. Bitch must be shrooming.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12415?source=patrick.net

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