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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,130,519 views  42,156 comments

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15574   Ceffer   2022 May 11, 12:26pm  

"The fact that the protests outside of the judges homes are entirely contrary to white line law, and that we have equipped them with molotov cocktails and bricks, does not in any way detract from the quality of the protesters' message."
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12891?source=patrick.net
15576   AmericanKulak   2022 May 11, 1:43pm  

I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.

Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.
15581   Ceffer   2022 May 11, 11:39pm  

Yeah, that CGI body double stuff can't fool anybody, can it?
15582   gabbar   2022 May 12, 1:48am  

Ceffer says

Yeah, that CGI body double stuff can't fool anybody, can it?


Holy Toleod
15589   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 12:55am  

Netflix decides allowing woke KommieKunt shoehorned and editorialized crap isn't working out so well. So, how long before all the artificial 1984 shoehorned crap makes its way through the production digestive system and is terminally shat out so that they can return to decent programming?? BBC has obviously turned into an embarrassing 'woke' shit pile.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/12906?source=patrick.net
15590   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 12:56am  

Another Brandon 'shoot yourself in the foot you just stuck in your mouth' moment.
15592   richwicks   2022 May 13, 7:31am  

Ceffer says
Another Brandon 'shoot yourself in the foot you just stuck in your mouth' moment.


The only reason to read such stuff is to point out the original poster is lying.

There are no white hats. Our entire government, including the military, are just thugs and criminals.
15594   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 10:01am  

Jesuit trained Irish gangster, at least the original, Biden Actor a shill LOL! This guy has just figured out the major premise of "The Dictator's Handbook". No tyrannical politician or leader shares ANYTHING with the people unless forced to do so.
15596   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 10:53am  

2 million barbecue chicken wings?
Tenpoundbass says


15598   gabbar   2022 May 13, 12:26pm  

Patrick says



Both are likely Made in China using slave labor in a sweat factory.
15600   Eric Holder   2022 May 13, 1:17pm  

Russian battlefield art:


15601   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 1:51pm  

How long can you fool most of the people most of the time?
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/57979?source=patrick.net
15606   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 7:10pm  

Presenting the communist manifesto. There the LibbyFuck Kommies go again, getting men pregnant.
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/35550

🤮

15607   Ceffer   2022 May 13, 7:38pm  

"GOP Rep. Matt Gaetz blasts Steny Hoyer's statement we are at war"
https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1310970/pg1

15610   Ceffer   2022 May 14, 10:43am  

40 billion laundered buys a lot of cocaine:
15611   Ceffer   2022 May 14, 11:45am  

Georgia: Captured by organized crime. GBI assassin's for the DNC/RINOs.
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/12993
15612   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 May 14, 1:22pm  

AmericanKulak says
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.

Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.


When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
15613   richwicks   2022 May 14, 2:19pm  

FJB says
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.


When I was in college, I happened to be constipated but had to take dump.

Unknown to me, tapping your foot as you waited to finally squeeze one out is a sign. For YEARS I was like, what the fuck was that about, until I found out about Larry Craig. I kind of feel bad about telling the homosexual next to me "WHAT THE FUCK??" I was just impatient to take a shit.

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