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Another Brandon 'shoot yourself in the foot you just stuck in your mouth' moment.
I went into an OfficeMax/Depot a few years ago, took a leak, heard some belt fumbling.
Then one fay came out, followed by another. One was a store employee. I thought "Can't hold off till the end of the shift?" It was like early afternoon, FFS.
When I was about 8 years old I was taking a dump at Sears while my mom was shopping. Some guy in the next stall wrapped his index finger in TP and stuck it under the stall over to my side. Freaked me the fuck out and I got out of there quick like. Figured it was some sort of gay-sign I was unaware of.
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