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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,138,291 views  42,173 comments

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15853   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 10:34am  

Tenpoundbass says
Covid Scamdemic was a replay of the Spanish Flu pandemic and for the same exact reasons.


I must have missed the memo: what was the reason for the Spanish Flu?
15854   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 10:34am  

Ceffer says




Crocs on MTB pedals? Ouch!
15856   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 11:53am  

Ceffer says




Here's how bad inflation really is:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

A bird in the hand is now worth nothing.

Betting dollars to donuts is a winning proposition.

I paid $8 for a Carl's Jr. $6 burger.

Your thoughts are not worth a penny.

Getting paid peanuts is worth more.

I had to sell my car for gas money.

15859   Ceffer   2022 May 23, 12:42pm  

"Patch on the arms of officers who detained Jack Posobiec while he's reporting in Davos.

Why do the WEF need their own police? 👀" "To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."

15860   Patrick   2022 May 23, 12:56pm  

Ceffer says
"To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."


You know, one nuke in Davos about now would solve a lot of the world's problems.
15868   stereotomy   2022 May 23, 5:55pm  

Patrick says




Technically, they're correct, but Jefferson was one of the founders of the Democratic Republican Party, which ultimately was the antecedent of the Democratic Party.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Democratic-Republican-Party
15872   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 1:46am  

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586
15873   RWSGFY   2022 May 24, 5:42am  

Ceffer says

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586


Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.

PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.

PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
15876   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:10am  

15877   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:11am  

15878   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:12am  

15879   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 11:29am  

LOL! Globalists/Obama/Dems are the fathers and financiers of ISIS. Bush is their kissing cousin. Another false flag Reichstag fire to garner sympathy?
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
15885   Onvacation   2022 May 24, 2:19pm  

Kick her in the balls!

15886   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 3:55pm  

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
15887   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 3:56pm  

HunterTits says





THEY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT GROW TITS NOW!
15888   richwicks   2022 May 24, 3:59pm  

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.
15889   Eric Holder   2022 May 24, 5:34pm  

richwicks says

Eric Holder says

The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.



Most likely bullshit. Post links.


Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?

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