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Eric Holder
2022 May 23, 10:34am
Eric Holder
2022 May 23, 10:34am
Tenpoundbass says
I must have missed the memo: what was the reason for the Spanish Flu?
Covid Scamdemic was a replay of the Spanish Flu pandemic and for the same exact reasons.
I must have missed the memo: what was the reason for the Spanish Flu?
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Eric Holder
2022 May 23, 11:53am
Eric Holder
2022 May 23, 11:53am
Ceffer says
Here's how bad inflation really is:
Here's how bad inflation really is:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
A bird in the hand is now worth nothing.
Betting dollars to donuts is a winning proposition.
I paid $8 for a Carl's Jr. $6 burger.
Your thoughts are not worth a penny.
Getting paid peanuts is worth more.
I had to sell my car for gas money.
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Ceffer
2022 May 23, 12:42pm
Ceffer
2022 May 23, 12:42pm
"Patch on the arms of officers who detained Jack Posobiec while he's reporting in Davos.
Why do the WEF need their own police? 👀" "To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."
Why do the WEF need their own police? 👀" "To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."
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Patrick
2022 May 23, 12:56pm
Patrick
2022 May 23, 12:56pm
Ceffer says
You know, one nuke in Davos about now would solve a lot of the world's problems.
"To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."
You know, one nuke in Davos about now would solve a lot of the world's problems.
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stereotomy
2022 May 23, 5:55pm
stereotomy
2022 May 23, 5:55pm
Patrick says
Technically, they're correct, but Jefferson was one of the founders of the Democratic Republican Party, which ultimately was the antecedent of the Democratic Party.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Democratic-Republican-Party
Technically, they're correct, but Jefferson was one of the founders of the Democratic Republican Party, which ultimately was the antecedent of the Democratic Party.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Democratic-Republican-Party
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Ceffer
2022 May 24, 1:46am
Ceffer
2022 May 24, 1:46am
Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586
https://t.me/asbmil/1586
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RWSGFY
2022 May 24, 5:42am
RWSGFY
2022 May 24, 5:42am
Ceffer says
Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.
PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.
PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.
PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.
PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
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Ceffer
2022 May 24, 11:29am
Ceffer
2022 May 24, 11:29am
LOL! Globalists/Obama/Dems are the fathers and financiers of ISIS. Bush is their kissing cousin. Another false flag Reichstag fire to garner sympathy?
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
"This assassination attempt means that the DHS needs to incarcerate 50 million Americans in gulags for terrorist intentions. Sign on the dotted line to give up your rights today for SAFETY." Of course, if Shrubby were ass-ass-inated, it would be poetic justice and nobody would miss the Skull and Bones traitor.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/13551
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 3:55pm
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 3:59pm
Eric Holder says
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:34pm
richwicks says
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
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richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
richwicks
2022 May 24, 5:35pm
Eric Holder says
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
richwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up. Post links.
Our "news" media constantly makes false claims, as far as I'm concerned, you are just repeating them.
Post links.
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Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
Eric Holder
2022 May 24, 5:36pm
richwicks says
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
Eric Holder saysrichwicks says
Eric Holder says
The Russian media declared that if Russia starts a nuclear war all Russian patriots will go to Heaven. Immediately after that announcement Heaven applied for a NATO membership.
Most likely bullshit. Post links.
Links to Heaven applying for NATO membership? Have you tried to reach St. Peter's office for a comment?
Look, it's easy to post bullshit. Back it up.
Found the link: https://www.heaven.org/news/heaven-applied-for-nato-membership-following-russian-announcement
See, it's was not hard to find.
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