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Political Humor Thread

By Patrick follow Patrick   2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 282,718 views  17,171 comments           share      

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16317   Ceffer   2022 May 23, 8:21am  

Trump cracks me up (again).:
16318   Ceffer   2022 May 23, 8:28am  

to Klaus and Davos: "You want your criminal syndicates in Ukraine, you can't keep your criminal syndicates in Ukraine." So, pretty clear what WEF was doing in Ukraine.:
https://t.me/TommyRobinsonNews/35907
16319   Ceffer   2022 May 23, 8:57am  

Boy, you can say this again. History is now a mystery again, much stranger than the palaver we were 'taught'.
16321   Tenpoundbass   2022 May 23, 9:41am  

Ceffer says
Boy, you can say this again. History is now a mystery again, much stranger than the palaver we were 'taught'.


I'm pretty sure that the Covid Scamdemic was a replay of the Spanish Flu pandemic and for the same exact reasons. The reason it failed, they did not have the media and internet support to keep everyone scared long enough to steal elections and place a worldwide Communist government. Randolph Hearst wasn't enough.
16325   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 10:34am  

Tenpoundbass says
Covid Scamdemic was a replay of the Spanish Flu pandemic and for the same exact reasons.


I must have missed the memo: what was the reason for the Spanish Flu?
16326   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 10:34am  

Ceffer says




Crocs on MTB pedals? Ouch!
16328   Eric Holder   2022 May 23, 11:53am  

Ceffer says




Here's how bad inflation really is:

My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.

A bird in the hand is now worth nothing.

Betting dollars to donuts is a winning proposition.

I paid $8 for a Carl's Jr. $6 burger.

Your thoughts are not worth a penny.

Getting paid peanuts is worth more.

I had to sell my car for gas money.

16331   Ceffer   2022 May 23, 12:42pm  

"Patch on the arms of officers who detained Jack Posobiec while he's reporting in Davos.

Why do the WEF need their own police? 👀" "To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."

16332   Patrick   2022 May 23, 12:56pm  

Ceffer says
"To serve the useless eaters. Medium rare, that is, unless the bombs are nuclear then well done is the order of the day."


You know, one nuke in Davos about now would solve a lot of the world's problems.
16340   stereotomy   2022 May 23, 5:55pm  

Patrick says




Technically, they're correct, but Jefferson was one of the founders of the Democratic Republican Party, which ultimately was the antecedent of the Democratic Party.

https://www.britannica.com/topic/Democratic-Republican-Party
16344   Ceffer   2022 May 24, 1:46am  

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586
16345   RWSGFY   2022 May 24, 5:42am  

Ceffer says

Uh, about that 40 billion: you'll get 6 billion, Ukrainian Frens, but it will be in the form of Babylonian debt slavery. You're welcome. That'll get you by until Russia kills the last remaining Ukie soldiers in Donbas. We'll be expecting your entire grain reserves in those recently reflagged to USA ships.
https://t.me/asbmil/1586


Russia is so low-IQ now that even their supposedly best and brightest don't understand the concept of lend-lease.

PS. Why Americans resort to reading incoherent rumblings of some low-IQ fascist cunts in order to understand their own legislation instead of just reading it for themselves is a mystery.

PPS. Does that "Volodin" creature even exist IRL? Have anybody bothered to check if his LinkedIn page is up? Because if it's not...
16348   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:10am  

16349   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:11am  

16350   Bd6r   2022 May 24, 10:12am  

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