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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,146,873 views  42,266 comments

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17197   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 10:54pm  

Is there a competition for the best Trumpian bon mot not actually uttered by Trump? I think Matt Gaetz would be a contender.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71850
17198   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 10:57pm  

Obviously, Chomsky has demonstrated that he doesn't know, either, so I guess you would call that a level playing field.
17199   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:00pm  

When you don't have the facts, than bullhorn the starkers delusional while you get your parachute and go-bag stuffed with diamonds ready for bail out.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71861
17201   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:08pm  

Current diversity press yodeler denies that Joe Biden has given several children monkey pox virus already:
https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/20287
17203   Ceffer   2022 Jul 24, 11:37pm  

"Let's not forget Operation Northwoods & Agent Orange"
17204   AmericanKulak   2022 Jul 25, 12:27am  

Ceffer says

Obviously, Chomsky has demonstrated that he doesn't know, either, so I guess you would call that a level playing field.

Chomsky's "Libertarian Socialism" quickly disappeared when it came to COVID shots. Or considering the Cambodian Killing Fields reports impartially.
17205   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 12:40am  

Retarded Ukrainian Intelligence (CIA) attempted double cross turns into Russian triple cross with airfields identified and bombed:
https://t.me/asbmil/3270
17206   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 1:05am  

Wears a dress, shrieks insanely for minutes, apologizes for being on his period, and ends statement with "praise Moloch". Cool.
https://t.me/WeTheMedia/71880
17207   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 1:13am  

Russians politely ask if there is a way to distinguish between the duds and the working rockets so they don't have to waste so much anti rocket fire. Told ya they should have sold that lot on the black market.
https://t.me/asbmil/3273
17208   zzyzzx   2022 Jul 25, 10:29am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-calls-obama-to-wish-him-a-speedy-recovery-after-hearing-the-president-has-covid

Joe Biden Calls Obama To Wish Him A Speedy Recovery After Hearing The President Has COVID
17210   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 11:54am  

News Flash: President Biden attacked by silicon eating pathogen, and doesn't look like President Biden any more.
17211   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:01pm  

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/48986
17212   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:09pm  

LOL! Be offended, beeyatches!
17213   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:12pm  

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.
17214   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 2:14pm  

Ceffer says

Poor Antifa. World criminal enterprise intelligence agency bucks and laundering sources drying up? Soros paychecks getting scarce? Feeling those 'under the wheels of the bus' useless idiot blues? Is FBI going to engage in some token enforcements hoping for exonerated concentration camp guard status? Damming up fiat dollars from the stock market manipulations, Afghanistan opium trade, Ukrainian money laundering, trafficking, etc. seems to have had some effect. They have to pick and choose their battles instead of dumping endless fiat money on all of them. Now, the apparatchiks are trying to don virtue signaling camouflage to avoid the heat? One would hopium. Thank you, Vlad


Antifa is the fucking FIB - this is just "the FIB isn't just a criminal organization that has betrayed the constitution! REALLY"

At BEST this is a limited hangout, what I suspect this is, is a false story to make you believe that the FIB isn't just a criminal organization within a larger criminal syndicate. If ONE person goes to jail and for a significant amount of time, limited hangout - and it will be a low level, mentally challenged dupe.
17215   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:43pm  

Pope apologizes? WTF? POPES DON'T APOLOGIZE! Probably sipping baby's blood from under the podium during breaks.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15656
17216   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 2:57pm  

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/15658
17217   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 25, 4:12pm  

Ceffer says

Did Biden Actor's voice go deeper a register or two? He's lying in a lower tone now.


I was thinking the same thing. He already sounds feeble, if his voice is hoarse from being sick. His voice would be more feeble.
Even if he was speaking in a low tone voice, you would expect to hear high squeaks on some vowels, and losing his voice on some consonants.
He actually sounds like someone with a Barry White voice hitting on all cylinders. Something awfwy scwuey awound here.
17218   Patrick   2022 Jul 25, 4:15pm  

richwicks says

the fucking FIB


Lol, I love this term because it describes the FBI perfectly.
17219   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:51pm  

17220   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17221   Bd6r   2022 Jul 25, 4:52pm  

17222   Ceffer   2022 Jul 25, 5:56pm  

Fake Jizzlaine moved to plushy Club Fed 'low security' facility. It will probably be easier to fake cide her in one way or another there.
17223   richwicks   2022 Jul 25, 6:00pm  

Ceffer says

They apprehended the perp, and they are releasing him tomorrow morning with better weapons and more ammo.


According to the link, the perpetrator is dead:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11046671/Several-dead-Canadian-mass-shooting-CBC-reports.html

Two homeless men killed and two others wounded in 'targeted' shooting at multiple locations in British Columbia: Suspect killed after confrontation with police
17224   Karloff   2022 Jul 25, 7:35pm  

Was that Dailymail article sponsored by Carhartt? They mention the suspect wearing that brand name FIVE times in that one article alone. Was it really that important? It's not like he was on the loose and they were giving people a better means of identifying him.

Every other article I've seen on this mentions it as well. It's strange.

"This killing spree brought to you by.. Carhartt!"
17227   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 1:43am  

LOL! Sometimes Alexa tells the truth, hasn't been programmed for proper agitprop responses.
17228   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 2:01am  

Yeah, those WEF guys, what humanitarians:

https://t.me/greatreject/39658
17230   Ceffer   2022 Jul 26, 2:12am  

Just like with Covid, the British are on the vanguard of hysterical, faked 'research' to stoke the monkey pox panic. Meanwhile, the largest percentage is transmitted by sexual contact between men. Whores be whores.
https://t.me/DH_newz/975
17231   HeadSet   2022 Jul 26, 7:59am  

Karloff says

Was that Dailymail article sponsored by Carhartt? They mention the suspect wearing that brand name FIVE times in that one article alone. Was it really that important? It's not like he was on the loose and they were giving people a better means of identifying him.

Carhart is a brand favored by white working class who as a group trend Republican. This was an attempt by the writer to paint the shooter as right wing.
17232   richwicks   2022 Jul 26, 8:16am  

Ceffer says

Yeah, those WEF guys, what humanitarians:


Somebody actually check the book....
17235   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 26, 10:46am  

Ceffer says

Is there a competition for the best Trumpian bon mot not actually uttered by Trump? I think Matt Gaetz would be a contender.


I find it curious that the media hasn't savaged him for saying that. But I think the reason is twofold.
First it's a brilliant example of Cognitive Dissonance, like Scott Adams showed how Trump was using it in the 2016 election. Though I think he over complicated his assessment of what Trump was doing, and gushed that it could only take a genius to pull off such Schoolyard Statesmanship or Shithouse Lawyering. When wittier than thou people have been pulling it off for millennia, while not having the highest IQ on the hill.
A good old fashioned "Yo Mama!" comeback has always been effective. They work best when something was said, that others have been thinking, and has been a longtime coming. The LBGTQIdios have been grating hard, and spreading themselves very thin with people's patience and nerves. Folks(the sane people, that have only been going along for the ride) are starting grow weary of all of the forced Liberal trigger card feelings. And the Marxist Feminist is one of the biggest ones people are fed up with. The media now worries if they make an issue out of what Gaetz said. Calling ugly feminists bitching about Abortion rights, an unattractive out of shape Thumb, that nobody would want to fuck.
It was true and it was hilarious. So then they wanted to mitigate the story by making him Backtrack, Apologize and fear being canceled. But instead he told them, if folks get bent out of shape let them. He said it stoically and left it at that. Another thing that has been long over due to be said. It's also what people are growing tired of, being told how to think and what to be outraged about. So now they can't go out and hype it up in the news, and use it for a bad mark on those meanie Misogynists GOP republicans. When just a year ago it would have been the perfect rocket fuel to put some hyper rage, for the next two election cycles. They are stuck and they know it, it is burning them up that by reporting this story, would do more damage than good. It would probably sell another 7% of the Democrat base to change party.

So alas they to just put it on a shelf, and let it sit there and pray that by the time he makes next election move. Public sentiment and favor will have swayed back to where they could parlay what he said to create hatred toward not only him but all Republicans. Or it will be taken out of context and used against him in his next election. The story is too new and relevant for them to try that now.

But the good news is, I feel that for now, the MSM and the Socialist Networks, can't reap any political clout out of distorting sensible critique of the Democrats, no matter how off color they get to make that point.

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