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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,138,012 views  42,173 comments

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17282   Bd6r   2022 Jul 27, 4:45pm  

17283   Bd6r   2022 Jul 27, 4:45pm  

17284   Bd6r   2022 Jul 27, 4:46pm  

17285   Bd6r   2022 Jul 27, 4:46pm  

17289   Ceffer   2022 Jul 27, 5:51pm  

I imagine all those Ukrainian cannon fodders love this one. Photoshopped but fun:
https://t.me/PearFEED/1986
17290   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 27, 5:55pm  

An atheist was seated next to a dusty old cowboy on an airplane and he turned to him and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The old cowboy, who had just started to read his book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?”

“Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

“Okay," he said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the old cowboy's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the cowboy replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know shit?".



17291   Ceffer   2022 Jul 27, 7:48pm  

BBBBut it's him. It's REALLY REALLY him! They're getting pretty sloppy with the Biden Actor fake outs because it's time for Joe to Go?
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=204236
17292   Ceffer   2022 Jul 27, 8:01pm  

Brown eyed Biden again, is he an automaton? More flak, he doesn't blink, looks mechanical. Again, voice in a lower register. Is this an effort to foist an actual mechanical Biden over the actor Bidens? Finally, it seems that more and more are catching on. Weirder and Weirder.
Complete CGI Biden? Try not blinking for 30 seconds, it's hard.
https://rumble.com/v1dqv51-biden-goes-33-seconds-without-blinking-once-.html

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17293   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2022 Jul 27, 10:57pm  

Ceffer says

I imagine all those Ukrainian cannon fodders love this one. Photoshopped but fun:
https://t.me/PearFEED/1986



500K rows.
17294   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 12:52am  

One wag is calling this 'Westworld Biden'.
17298   Tenpoundbass   2022 Jul 28, 7:36am  

Ceffer says

One wag is calling this 'Westworld Biden'.



THose are Hunter Biden's eyes, could it be Hunter all doll up in Hollywood latex, or do you think it's a Deep Fake?

I don't believe it's deep fake because, why would they have gave him blue eyes?
17299   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 7:40am  

Satanic Beaver Dance for NATO. Hey, save a little of that Zelensky snort for me!
17301   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 9:17am  

LOL! How come we always 'slip into recession', like it's some unforeseen accident? How about, "Have been in manufactured, raging recession for months, but we will only just admit it now because it too outrageously obvious to avoid any more."
https://t.me/BREAKINGHEADLINES/4292
17302   Ceffer   2022 Jul 28, 11:15am  

Even more mainstram pundits are now calling Biden Actor an actor. So, what or who exactly was elected with that stolen 2020 shit show?

Actor is now reciting multiple forged delusions to buy time. There is no Satanic inversion too egregious for Westworld Biden.
https://t.me/drawandstrikechannel/49373
17308   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 12:55am  

LoL! Westworld Biden Actor:
17311   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 12:21pm  

Promotional video touting Russian immigration. "Hurry, Winter is coming!"
https://t.me/asbmil/3409
17312   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 12:22pm  

American missiles used by Ukraine to assassinate their own captured troops:
17313   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 5:01pm  

After losing Afghanistan dope and Ukraine Laundering/Traffiking, the Globalists and Intel agencies are desperate for cash flow. Cartels getting kids over our borders and opening up the drug flow here are probably more explicative of the failed border policy than mere desire to harvest votes. Remember all those small children immediately shuttled away from the border to part unknown? At 2.2 billion dollars for every 100 squeezed for adrenochrome for the celebs, that's some serious cash flow.
17314   Patrick   2022 Jul 29, 5:08pm  

Ceffer says


Promotional video touting Russian immigration. "Hurry, Winter is coming!"
https://t.me/asbmil/3409


OK, it's amusing:



They don't mention the downsides of Russia, like dictatorship by oligarchy, but then, the anti-Russian crowd never mentions these good aspects of Russia either.

And we have dictatorship by oligarchy too: http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2014/04/16/The-US-is-not-a-democracy-but-an-oligarchy-study-concludes/2761397680051/
17316   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 5:41pm  

Trying to revive the CIA opium trade with counter-bribes?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/15808
17317   richwicks   2022 Jul 29, 5:45pm  

Ceffer says

After losing Afghanistan dope and Ukraine Laundering/Traffiking, the Globalists and Intel agencies are desperate for cash flow. Cartels getting kids over our borders and opening up the drug flow here are probably more explicative of the failed border policy than mere desire to harvest votes. Remember all those small children immediately shuttled away from the border to part unknown? At 2.2 billion dollars for every 100 squeezed for adrenochrome for the celebs, that's some serious cash flow.



It's bullshit. You can buy adrenochrome by the pound. It's not enough they lie us into wars, have kids that are crackheads that sleep with hookers, that they engage in insider trading regularly, and have child rape rings run by Israeli intelligence - let's get more fantastical. Let's ignore their very clear proven crimes and worry about fantasy.


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That's enough to take them out of society, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, let's concentrate on even worse shit that can't be proven and totally ignore the shit right in front of our faces.
17318   richwicks   2022 Jul 29, 5:48pm  

Patrick says

The don't mention the downsides of Russia, like dictatorship by oligarchy


You mean it's just like the United States?

Remember, this fucker is the most popular presidential candidate ever:



I mean, we elected him right?

The US is an oligarchical dictatorship, or were the last 7 fucking wars the US were in justified and did the majority support them?
17320   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 7:22pm  

richwicks says


You can buy adrenochrome by the pound.

You're talking about the primary raw industrial chemical. The 'live' adrenochrome contains a lot more than the raw chemical, a range of congeners and tissue chemical components. Just like marijuana is described as THC, but in fact has a whole range of chemistries and molecules altering its effects.

By report, the 'iive' adrenochrome is a much more potent substance with a greater range of effects than the basic chemical. They should probably have different names.
17321   Ceffer   2022 Jul 29, 7:38pm  

MSM have become 'Dial A Lie'. I think it is more to impress the slavers who own them now than any pretense of convincing the public. 'See, we're really piling the agitprop fast, thick, and deep, master! Please don't fire us."

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