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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,155,937 views  42,354 comments

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17482   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 3:57pm  

'Nother Alexia truth blooper. Algorithms can't keep up with everything.
17484   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 5:29pm  

Adrenochrome withdrawal? Man, Anne Heche looks like a thousand miles of bad road BEFORE the accident.
17485   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 5:43pm  

Floods, tempests, and massive weather disturbances all over the world in unlikely places like UAE. Somebody has unleashed weather warfare through HAARP etc. to support the fraudulent Green agenda and Global Warming pap.

Russians said the West was using DEWs and weather weapons violating treaties, so they no longer felt obligated to abide either. So, now we have DEW wars, satellite wars, and HAARP wars.
17486   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 5:51pm  

Ve like to train them to eat their children, because that's ze only food they will have soon after the pets and bugs!
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/29337
17489   richwicks   2022 Aug 8, 7:19pm  

Ceffer says

Adrenochrome withdrawal? Man, Anne Heche looks like a thousand miles of bad road BEFORE the accident.


I goddamned hate the fashion of torn clothing as fashionable.

It used to be, AGES ago, "Sure my clothing is falling apart, it's still useful" - now it's purchased that way. When I was a kid, when jeans were worm out, the legs were cut off to extend the use. It wasn't a fashion statement, it was a "fuck you fashion assholes" statement.

A good looking person is good looking, doesn't matter what they wear.
17490   richwicks   2022 Aug 8, 7:25pm  

Ceffer says

LOL!
https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/29353


The math is wrong:

Russian Federation - 1,968,127
The "WEST": 1,256,568 + 915,000 + 400,559 + 157,309 = 2,729,436

Don't think I have a particular position, I'm just showing you the trick of math. They could have just as easily divided up among Russian areas to make it seem most people were going to Poland.
17491   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 8:06pm  

Lol! Illuminati card game. Imposters are becoming identified almost as fast as they can manufacture them now.
17492   richwicks   2022 Aug 8, 9:40pm  

Ceffer says


Lol! Illuminati card game. Imposters are becoming identified almost as fast as they can manufacture them now.



VIDEO. Shit, I can produce this crap in Gimp. it's not even Photoshop.

Let me demonstrate:



That took me less than 2 minutes to make. It's a 2 minute edit in an image manipulator.

Modifying pictures today is trivial, VIDEO is far more difficult but it can be done, with time and time == money.
17493   Ceffer   2022 Aug 8, 10:47pm  

If any idiot can fake the fake, then certainly the assets of the Deep State can fake the entire politician. Creating legends and ghosts is what the Intel agencies do, and it has the additional satisfaction for them of succeeding in foisting a total fraud on the people.

"Oh, look, har, har, they idiots still believe it's Biden!"
17494   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 12:31am  

Wow. Another different Biden. Where do the intels crank these guys out?

17495   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 2:57am  

17496   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 2:58am  

Strokes in children are normal, but baffling.
17497   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 2:59am  

17498   richwicks   2022 Aug 9, 8:45am  

Ceffer says

If any idiot can fake the fake, then certainly the assets of the Deep State can fake the entire politician. Creating legends and ghosts is what the Intel agencies do, and it has the additional satisfaction for them of succeeding in foisting a total fraud on the people.

"Oh, look, har, har, they idiots still believe it's Biden!"


I'm pointing out that you're being tricked.

A very fucking common propaganda technique which I believe you are falling for, is to produce fake examples of conspiracies to discredit people who are investigating REAL conspiracies. It's called kookification, that's why that cunt Judy Woods is around claiming that "directed energy weapons" took out the world trade centers. She's totally full of shit, her job is to make EVERYBODY that suspects that it was an inside job (and has good reason to believe it is an inside job) look as crazy as she PRETENDS to be.

Our government isn't so stupid that they would be using a mask that wouldn't completely cover the neck, OF COURSE. What you're posting is a quick and shitty photoshop job. Find it in VIDEO otherwise you're just being OBVIOUSLY tricked.
17502   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 11:40am  

richwicks says


I'm pointing out that you're being tricked.

I saw the original hi def feed from that interview, conducted by Biden's MSM buddies, and I wondered why they let it through because you could see the distinct transition in his neck where his skin color changed from mask/makeup to whomever. The little picture above is low def, and could be artificially enhanced. It is clear that they are not always on their top game when releasing them from the makeup wagons, there are lots of bloopers and glitches.

It would be interesting to get a tour of the infrastructure supporting the outfitting of DC. They probably have a Burbank worthy array of personnel and facilities underground or in the Congress buildings to support all of this ersatz theater.

They probably read their ticker tape instructions from Switzerland while their dressers are gearing them up in the makeup wagons for the day's puppeteering.
17503   Hircus   2022 Aug 9, 12:31pm  

Ceffer says




I saw the original hi def feed from that interview, conducted by Biden's MSM buddies, and I wondered why they let it through because you could see the distinct transition in his neck where his skin color changed from mask/makeup to whomever. The little picture above is low def, and could be artificially enhanced. It is clear that they are not always on their top game when releasing them from the makeup wagons, there are lots of bloopers and glitches.


I think I recall seeing that high def video, and came to the conclusion it was shadows / lighting. I think I even posted here about it. If it was actually a mask edge, and it looked as horrible as the framegrab, then everyone in the room would have noticed and warned them.

Not a mask. More like an opportunistic framegrab and maybe some photoshop.
17504   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 12:49pm  

A major point to me is, the more you wish to be beguiled into seeing what they want you to see or guide you to see, the more you have to enter a denial state and not trust the the perceptions from your own eyes and ears. A lot of people want the magic trick to work.

It seems to be part of the transition from denial to acceptance, that you want to negotiate your way back into a comfortable state of denial rather than the dysphoric condition of realizing the extent of the treachery and deceit.

"Just get on the train. It's for your own good."
17506   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 2:57pm  

One of the scariest things to drop from Biden Actor's lips (next to 'You smell good, would you like to take a shower with me?": "I promise you......" which translated "I'm going to solemnly fuck you down the road when you least expect it. Grab your ankles, suckers."
https://en-volve.com/2022/08/09/biden-god-knows-what-else-is-in-the-democrats-inflation-reduction-act/
17507   Tenpoundbass   2022 Aug 9, 4:58pm  

These people are imbeciles.



17508   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 6:07pm  

I'm wondering if eventually a close relationship between armed IRS agents and Department Of Foreign Nazi Infiltration of America (otherwise known as Department of Homeland Security) and FEMA will be demonstrated.
https://t.me/Absolute1776/16075
17509   Onvacation   2022 Aug 9, 6:11pm  

Above the law

17510   richwicks   2022 Aug 9, 7:08pm  

Ceffer says

One of the scariest things to drop from Biden Actor's lips (next to 'You smell good, would you like to take a shower with me?": "I promise you......" which translated "I'm going to solemnly fuck you down the road when you least expect it. Grab your ankles, suckers."
https://en-volve.com/2022/08/09/biden-god-knows-what-else-is-in-the-democrats-inflation-reduction-act/



It's not in the video. That story is bullshit. I always look for the part of the video when they make claims, and they are lying about what he said.
17511   Patrick   2022 Aug 9, 10:01pm  

This site has a quote:


“We’ve never done this before, but because of a number of things we got done on a bipartisan basis — like a billion, 200 million-dollar infrastructure project — like what we’re doing today, we passed yesterday, helping take care of everything from health care to God knows what else,” Biden said.


https://nypost.com/2022/08/08/biden-says-inflation-bill-funds-healthcare-god-knows-what-else-in-bizarre-speech/
17512   richwicks   2022 Aug 9, 10:25pm  

Patrick says

This site has a quote:

“We’ve never done this before, but because of a number of things we got done on a bipartisan basis — like a billion, 200 million-dollar infrastructure project — like what we’re doing today, we passed yesterday, helping take care of everything from health care to God knows what else,” Biden said.

https://nypost.com/2022/08/08/biden-says-inflation-bill-funds-healthcare-god-knows-what-else-in-bizarre-speech/


It's not the same quote, which is "God only knows what's in that thing", and that's in QUOTES.

Quoting is one thing, that can be taken out of context, but paraphrasing and then calling it a quote, that's just deceptive.

I have a TON of experience with propaganda and bullshit "news". There's quite a few people who are absolutely, maniacally, obsessively driven to report what they think is "the truth" - these people are competing against the entire corporate machine of propaganda, and they compete against these LAZY sites that don't even bother to verify what they report.

Trying to find somebody that is "telling the truth" but "makes mistakes" is difficult but they exist. You know how I find them? They've been deplatformed, they mention other people that do the same thing they do, but you have to find one or two first, and all this bullshit, makes it really hard to get started.
17513   Ceffer   2022 Aug 9, 11:40pm  

Do you really have to burst ALL my bubbles like that? How cruel.
17514   richwicks   2022 Aug 10, 1:11am  

Ceffer says


Do you really have to burst ALL my bubbles like that? How cruel.


I'm not trying to be an asshole.

With the SHIT that is going on today, and with the GARBAGE running our nation today, we don't have to do anything other than stick strictly to the truth.

When something UNTRUE is repeated, it weakens your position. If you show somebody "on the fence" or especially on the other side of the fence something that turns out to be incorrect, they dismiss EVERYTHING you say from that point forward. You have to be careful and readily admit error, but really, avoid error.

I make errors all the time, but you must notice I get crazy when something really interesting shows up, and there's no way to verify it. Then I have to spend up to 30 minutes to find out if some supposed headline or story actually exists. It's a bitch. I had to check that audio, and it's false, it's misleading to say the least.

Here's an example - were any of the protesters at the January 6th "insurrection" armed? I bet you think no. That's wrong, some were. Not most of them, a very small number of them, I don't think ANY of them entered the Capitol. I heard constantly "not a single protester was armed" - that's not true.

The right lies as much as the left, not knowingly, they just don't know! There's people CONVINCED that the Mueller report has some dirt in it, just ask them where. You have to check everything, and it's GRUELING. Take my argument with @"mostly reader" I don't think he's evil, I think he's wrong. I challenge him with the full expectation that he cannot defend his position. He further solidifies my current belief that most people that think this is an "unprovoked war" can't defend that position. I didn't just hear that Victoria Nuland picked the new leader, I had to track that down and verify it was correct. I had to find out what Burisma was, I had to find out that Ihor Kolomoyskyi was basically the owner of Burisma, that he ran the television station that Zelenskyy was on, and I still make mistakes. I thought Crimea was Russia's ONLY warm water port, that's not strictly true, it's the most important to them.

If everybody spent a LITTLE effort to confirm what they hear, and increase their reliability, and everybody checked their work, think of what a think tank would be here? It would be awesome.
17516   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 10:58am  

If you think this is Nancy Pelosi, you are one of the "I" words. They are refurbishing the old bird with a younger stable of actress(es) and cgi to line her up as the actor to take Biden Actor's place. Is this why "real" Pelosi and her husband appear to be stumbling, mumbling drunk all the time, their 'retirement' is at hand aka useless idiot Illuminati graveyard? We are truly in the era of manufactured name stealer politicos. Remember, nearly every picture of politicians and celebs go through an automated photoshop type app that removes wrinkles and makes them look younger. 'Real' Nancy looks like a sagging mass of wrinkles and wattles.


This is supposed to be her 'after' a face lift. They will claim that 'new Nancy' is just great plastic surgery rather than Globalist reincarnation.
17518   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:17am  

More like paid off, bribed, blackmailed, foreign interest political RealDolls:
17519   richwicks   2022 Aug 10, 11:21am  

Ceffer says

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/73101


30% of the population is stupid, and coincidentally, that's about Biden's approval number.
17521   Ceffer   2022 Aug 10, 11:25am  

They were probably looking for stuff to wear at their next LBGQT parade. "Does this make me look like Monkey Pox bait?"
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/69945

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