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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,489,505 views  36,988 comments

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18797   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:12pm  

Trump cracks me up.
18800   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 5:16pm  

LOL! More moon stuff. It's just painful.

18802   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:31pm  

LOL! Maybe the Ukrainians noticed groupings of prescient enemy actions that could only be attributed to their Starlink comms. That's why they flipped Elon off. Elon: "At this point in time, our Starlink sponsors have opted to continue the field tests of Starlink spying capabilities in an actual theater of war. Trust us, guffaw!"
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19404
18803   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:34pm  

Globalists and Switzerland order Manchurian Obama back onto campaign trail, when he would rather just stay at home in his bunny slippers snorting and smoking and manning Biden Actor's earpiece.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19405
18804   Ceffer   2022 Oct 16, 11:43pm  

CNN publicity shot included:
https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/19409

18807   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 1:13am  

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.
18808   Tenpoundbass   2022 Oct 17, 7:58am  

Ceffer says

Damn you, Alexa! Loose chips sink ships.


They get away with it, because they aren't spraying chemicals. It's the condensation from the jets themselves cutting through the atmosphere.

Get enough of them, and they will affect rain, steer weather systems, or block them.
When air routes returned to normal traffic patterns, under Trump, all of the droughts, and Hurricanes determined to follow the exact same paths as their predecessors, all mysteriously stopped. Air port routes used to be like an invisible road map in the sky, where planes took to get from airport to airport. When they started criss crossing everywhere that's when the strange weather started. Another thing they were doing early in 2000's, was clear cutting the Brazilian rainforest, which also affected much of the planets weather. Some 20 years later as much of the vegetation has grown back it's not as violent and crazy. Another trick they do, is use the Hurricane tracking planes to actually steer the storms to where they first said they would go.

Now they are at the point, they can just use the TV to scare everyone. I'm still waiting for that Bomb Cyclone deep Artic freeze they said was going to hit us a week or so ago.
18809   Hircus   2022 Oct 17, 10:45am  

Ceffer says




cross between chucky, zuck, and bezos.
18811   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 10:53am  

Nancy's body double or Nancy CGI? Where's the real Nancy these days, or is she sleeping with the fishes like Biden?
18812   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 11:07am  

Ostarized baby mash and adrenochrome! Better than rhino horn for vigor! Scoop those fetuses, great profit opportunities!
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/77637
18815   Ceffer   2022 Oct 17, 11:14am  

Barph.
https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/77679
18818   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 12:47am  

Naturally occurring pathogens can't be patented:
18819   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 12:55am  

I looked up the first one. It's not a patent for the virus but for a way of curing AIDS. All the dates on it are from the 1990's, after AIDS was already out there.

https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/patent/US-5676977-A
18820   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 1:58am  

In the 'bogus but fun' category.
18821   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 2:01am  

Unusual candor!
18822   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 2:10am  

Patrick says


I looked up the first one. It's not a patent for the virus but for a way of curing AIDS. All the dates on it are from the 1990's, after AIDS was already out there.

They need more complete annotation. AIDS isn't a virus, it's the presenting syndrome. The nominal virus came later, but even that was questionable because, as with Covid 19, nothing was effectively isolated from a sick person, cultured, and then shown to cause the disease, which is required to show the causative nature of a pathogen. Neither the government nor any scientific labs have samples of Covid 19 isolated from patients and cultured that can be studied, all requests have been told they have nothing, just immune tests from presumed fragments but no whole, intact viral particles, and, of course, the fake PCR test.

Some credible scientists think the attributed "HIV virus" was smoke and mirrors as well. So that begs the question, what was AIDS and what caused it?

CDC is like a forensic pathologist who lies about evidence on the stand under oath. If a pathologist can be shown to have lied about one evidence on purpose, all verdicts from him are considered invalid and all claims from him have to be re-examined and all decisions based on his testimony thrown out. Everything CDC and NIH have done at least for the last 60 years have to be questioned.

I think we have yet to know what HIV/AIDS actually was, since the CDC hasn't been trustworthy since forever.
18823   Ceffer   2022 Oct 18, 2:22am  

Patrick says

Unusual candor!

It's fake, but enjoyable anyway.
18825   Al_Sharpton_for_President   2022 Oct 18, 6:45am  

With the coming digital dollar, woke coupling will be financially incentivized.

18827   just_passing_through   2022 Oct 18, 7:03am  

Ceffer says

just immune tests from presumed fragments but no whole, intact viral particles, and, of course, the fake PCR test.


Not true, you should read up on NGS DNA sequencing. Many thousands of whole human genomes are read routinely every day (in less than one day) with 3 billion (6 billion if you count both alleles) DNA 'letters'. These viruses are small and are being sequenced.

They just use PCR because it's quicker, cheaper and easy to manipulate as a false positive.
18828   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Oct 18, 7:26am  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says

With the coming digital dollar, woke coupling will be financially incentivized.




black guys will finally get white women they always wanted, black women are still not wanted by anyone.
18830   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 10:21am  

I think the Chinese are hurting their own economy with lockdowns too through.
18834   Onvacation   2022 Oct 18, 5:14pm  

Elections Have Consequences
18835   Patrick   2022 Oct 18, 5:36pm  

As if.

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