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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   534,715 views  23,214 comments

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18927   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 21, 7:04am  

Chinese net denizens Convert Woke Mariel back into a Round Eye LOL

18931   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 21, 10:46am  

When you make it to the final boss stage and still have all of your Hit Points.

18932   Ceffer   2022 Sep 21, 12:02pm  

Tucker cracks me up. More demonization of Stelter as the ultimate greasy, lying appendage of the propaganda Deep State.
18933   Patrick   2022 Sep 21, 12:55pm  

Spot on!
18934   Ceffer   2022 Sep 21, 3:14pm  

Like, grab your ankles and hold the Crisco. Purely a 'submission and ritual humiliation' exercise to demonstrate nasty, cruel power and to impose slavering obedience in the masses.

18937   Patrick   2022 Sep 21, 4:35pm  


Biden. Trump. Together on 60 Minutes.

OK, it's not real, but it is funny.
18938   Ceffer   2022 Sep 21, 7:39pm  

Does this mean he will be declaring the Rockefeller cartel sponsors, the international CIA and the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC terrorist organizations?
18940   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 6:42am  

Tenpoundbass says

Chinese net denizens Convert Woke Mariel back into a Round Eye LOL

I forgot about that. The film is going to bomb in China. China has a thing against black people.

I really don't care about this film, being FAR too old to have even appreciated the original (or seen it), but I have seen the trailer. It's just fucking dark all around and I'm not talking about the actress. Who cares? The live action remakes strip all the artistry of the original, and you don't have to see the updated wreck anyhow. Anyhow, clearly they've run out of ideas, and it seems they are just trolling their (once) loyal customer base.

Screw Disney, they're all a bunch of freaks and pedophiles today. James Gunn is a degenerate pervert, no surprise they hired him. They hired Victor Salva, even after he did jail time for raping one of child stars from Clownhouse. Fuck that company, I hope they buuuuuurn. I hope they get more woke, and just get worse and worse and worse.
18941   gabbar   2022 Sep 22, 7:13am  

The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. - Vice President Henry A Wallace, 1944
18943   gabbar   2022 Sep 22, 7:53am  

“A highly skilled and popular politician will serve his own interests, those of his supporters and contributors, those of his party, and those he prefers—all before those of the voters—because promises mean nothing once you are elected and out of reach.” —Kevin Everett FitzMaurice
18944   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 10:09am  

Tenpoundbass says

Here is the whole conflict in a nutshell.

The patricians with status and money are afraid that we plebeians will stop playing their game of "masters and servants". And so they do stupid things like arguing with a cat turd. They demand the respect as the American aristocracy, but we just keep farting at them. And it's hilarious!

The hate for Trump is largely fear that all the years they spent getting indoctrinated into the Ivy League cult so that they could exclude the plebeians and fly first class might have been for nothing.
18945   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 10:47am  


This is something worth considering when we assess Covidianism; it is grounded on organised, government-led credentialism and scientism.

Questioning the holy toxxine is equivalent to questioning the credentials of those who are forcing it on the public.

Again, their terror is that we will just stop playing "masters and servants" and strip them of their power by our refusal to play along.
18946   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:37am  

Uh, oh. Trump is doomed.
18947   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:42am  

Hunter was so impressed with Biden Actor's defense of him overcoming addiction and all, he decided to throw a party at his Malibu pad:

18948   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:55am  

Globalist lab rat discovers that Green measures are designed to fail. Like, DUHHHH! Not a single thing they are proposing will do anything but cause energy starvation and food starvation, as intended, to put the populace in putty like subservience to their agendas. Anything relying on electronics or batteries will begin to fail after ten years tops. That's scarcely past the depreciation and tax advantage schedules.
18949   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 11:58am  

Trump reveals that his will contains all of IHLlary's deleted emails.
18950   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 12:04pm  

Pelosi's beefier, younger body double comments on Biden Actor Stable's running again for rigged election in 2024. Why don't they just turn them into cartoons, it would be more entertaining.
18959   Patrick   2022 Sep 22, 5:48pm  

original link

From Christmas, but worth repeating.
18962   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 9:58pm  

Patrick says

Everybody mocked the great Major General Orde Wingate, but he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.
18963   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:06pm  

AmericanKulak says

he was a believer in the Onion as a powerhouse against disease.

Kept everybody more than ten feet away without coaxing.
18964   Ceffer   2022 Sep 22, 10:18pm  

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:
18965   AmericanKulak   2022 Sep 22, 10:34pm  

Sounds like something Big Agra/Big Pharma would say.

Chicken has pretty much every essential amino acid, and is low cal yet packed with protein.
18966   richwicks   2022 Sep 22, 10:37pm  

Ceffer says

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:


I don't believe it. Natural News isn't exactly great about being diligent about being accurate. I consider Mike Adams to be to health like Alex Jones is to news. He's not totally worthless, but considering the quality of information from our establishment, it's a tiny step up.

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