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18976   RWSGFY   2022 Sep 23, 2:06pm  

Ceffer says

Yet, LOL!

Still hasn't recognized the Crimean sham "voting" after 8 years, LOL. Actually, nobody has.
18980   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:19pm  

To be perfectly fair, he was just the middle man jocko homo Manchurian.
18981   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:22pm  

That's all we needed. Fag and Tranny Fentanyl:
"SACRAMENTO – The California Department of Public Health (CDPH) this week warned school leaders about a new and concerning “rainbow fentanyl” drug that may interest youth. In a letter to superintendents and charter school administrators, CDPH Director and State Public Health Officer Tomás J. Aragón warned that “rainbow fentanyl” is a potentially fatal drug found in pills and powders in a variety of bright colors, shapes and sizes that could attract young people.

“Rainbow fentanyl can be found in many forms, including pills, powder, and blocks that can resemble sidewalk chalk or candy,” said Dr. Aragón. “Any pill, regardless of its color, shape, or size, that does not come from a health care provider or pharmacist can contain fentanyl and can be deadly,” he said.

In its letter, CDPH points to a recent warning from the United States Drug Enforcement Agency that notes the highly addictive and potentially deadly “rainbow fentanyl” has been found in at least 18 states.

Anyone who encounters fentanyl in any form should not handle it and should call 911 immediately.

Recognizing the signs of opioid overdose can save a life. Here are some things to look for:
• Small, constricted “pinpoint pupils”
• Falling asleep or losing consciousness
• Slow, weak, or no breathing
• Choking or gurgling sounds
• Limp body
• Cold and/or clammy skin
• Discolored skin (especially in lips and nails)

It may be hard to tell if a person is high or experiencing an overdose. If you aren’t sure, treat it like an overdose. Here are the steps that could save a life:
1. Call 911 immediately
2. Administer naloxone, if available
3. Try to keep the person awake and breathing
4. Lay the person on their side to prevent choking
5. Stay with the person until emergency help arrives

Get more facts about Fentanyl from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).

Some California schools have created naloxone policies in response to increases in opioid overdoses among youth. Naloxone is a life-saving medication used to reverse an opioid overdose. CDPH encourages schools that are interested in developing these policies and receiving free naloxone to review relevant regulations and apply for a Statewide Standing Order for Naloxone.

The California Department of Health Care Services (DHCS) Naloxone Distribution Project offers free naloxone to qualified organizations, including schools and universities."
18982   Booger   2022 Sep 23, 2:29pm  

Ceffer says

Hatch Act violation.
18983   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:36pm  

"You will be in caves eating ze bugs, and you vill be happy with our new vet implants. My Pomeranian loves his."
18984   Ceffer   2022 Sep 23, 2:40pm  

Neua Buchenwald Bertha threatens Italy for voting in an unprescribed manner:
18986   HeadSet   2022 Sep 23, 7:15pm  

Ceffer says

Guess the cereal lobby sent a bigger bribe than the meat lobby:

That's a bowl of Froot Loops....
18988   Onvacation   2022 Sep 23, 8:12pm  

richwicks says

Remember, ketchup is a vegetable?

And that is why Bill's (Gates) evil plan to buy up all the farmland and place us on a GMO bug diet will fail!

I can grow enough tomatoes in my backyard to feed the neighborhood.
18990   mell   2022 Sep 23, 9:53pm  

Is that Tonya harding? Lol
18991   Patrick   2022 Sep 23, 10:09pm  

Yes. I saw her skating in Portland once a few years after that all happened. She just kept skating in the same rink as ever. In a mall if I remember right.
18998   Ceffer   2022 Sep 24, 2:26pm  

Maybe they can lend Xi a few of those Biden silicon disguises to become a true hybrid Xiden. Don't forget the Kim Jong-un avatar, a cruder looking stand in while the sister rules behind the scenes? Our world is fronted by Sesame Street fake leaders.
19002   Patrick   2022 Sep 24, 11:16pm  

James Lindsay
Life as a conservative in the West today is being oppressed by an elite in the name of people who were personally never oppressed in the first place and then being told you've never experienced oppression like your oppressors apparently still do.
19009   Tenpoundbass   2022 Sep 25, 8:14am  

This is very Plausible, if it's not the truth, it's the reality, and shows just how stupid these Woketards really are. They are their very own worst out spoken critic.

19011   Patrick   2022 Sep 25, 11:57am  

Cropped to make a better meme:

19014   Ceffer   2022 Sep 25, 2:31pm  

Eye of Horus, more Masonic shit. The Royals own the courts and the press. People who say they are 'token' and powerless are crazy. If you are trillionaires, and own the press and the courts, you are scarcely token.
19015   richwicks   2022 Sep 25, 2:45pm  

Ceffer says

Eye of Horus, more Masonic shit. The Royals own the courts and the press. People who say they are 'token' and powerless are crazy. If you are trillionaires, and own the press and the courts, you are scarcely token.

Partially confirmed. Here's another picture:

Count the number of chairs and notice the lack of what appears to be desks on either side of the chairs at the top.

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