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Patrick
2022 Nov 8, 5:29pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 8, 5:29pm
Booger says
I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."
I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."
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Hugh_Mongous
2022 Nov 8, 9:50pm
Patrick says
Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.
Booger says
I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."
Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.
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Hircus
2022 Nov 8, 10:48pm
Hircus
2022 Nov 8, 10:48pm
Hugh_Mongous says
An old coworker recently told me that for the social democrats in sillycon valley, it was always a real person on the other end of those text messages. Hes a software angineer, and kinda laughed when he said it since it was so surprising to him when he worked for them. They do use automation, but that doesnt mean they dont read replies and interact. In fact, most online support is done this way now - they use tools to make it easy for them to rapidly communicate.
Patrick says
Booger says
I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."
Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.
An old coworker recently told me that for the social democrats in sillycon valley, it was always a real person on the other end of those text messages. Hes a software angineer, and kinda laughed when he said it since it was so surprising to him when he worked for them. They do use automation, but that doesnt mean they dont read replies and interact. In fact, most online support is done this way now - they use tools to make it easy for them to rapidly communicate.
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Eric Holder
2022 Nov 9, 12:16pm
Eric Holder
2022 Nov 9, 12:16pm
Hircus says
Interesting. Not a single one of the GOP campaigns bombarding my phone with pleas to donate have ever answered a single question I asked.
An old coworker recently told me that for the social democrats in sillycon valley, it was always a real person on the other end of those text messages. Hes a software angineer, and kinda laughed when he said it since it was so surprising to him when he worked for them. They do use automation, but that doesnt mean they dont read replies and interact. In fact, most online support is done this way now - they use tools to make it easy for them to rapidly communicate.
Interesting. Not a single one of the GOP campaigns bombarding my phone with pleas to donate have ever answered a single question I asked.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2022 Nov 9, 6:34pm
Al_Sharpton_for_President says
probably how every election would look if ballot stuffing was made illegal… aka ballot harvesting.
probably how every election would look if ballot stuffing was made illegal… aka ballot harvesting.
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Patrick
2022 Nov 9, 7:36pm
Patrick
2022 Nov 9, 7:36pm
But again, now that election fraud has been institutionalized by Democrats, how do we get rid of it?
It requires votes to set up a fair electoral system (no machines, always paper, always in person, with ID, etc) but those needed votes will be swamped by illegal votes the way things are now.
It requires votes to set up a fair electoral system (no machines, always paper, always in person, with ID, etc) but those needed votes will be swamped by illegal votes the way things are now.
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Ceffer
2022 Nov 10, 9:43am
Ceffer
2022 Nov 10, 9:43am
"Ever wonder why the Leftards want you to think that math is racist? They don’t want you to question how:
370,706 = 56.6%
while
844,669 = only 41.06%
Any questions?"
370,706 = 56.6%
while
844,669 = only 41.06%
Any questions?"
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Patrick
2022 Nov 10, 10:01am
Patrick
2022 Nov 10, 10:01am
Ceffer says
Lol, looks like the programmer involved in the cheating forgot to flip the actual numbers.
"Ever wonder why the Leftards want you to think that math is racist? They don’t want you to question how:
370,706 = 56.6%
while
844,669 = only 41.06%
Any questions?"
Lol, looks like the programmer involved in the cheating forgot to flip the actual numbers.
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