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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,472,786 views  36,877 comments

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19208   Hugh_Mongous   2022 Nov 8, 9:50pm  

Patrick says


Booger says







I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."



Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.
19210   Hircus   2022 Nov 8, 10:48pm  

Hugh_Mongous says


Patrick says


Booger says







I have been replying to every political text with: "All I care about is the prosecution of everyone who imposed vaccine mandates."



Nobody reads your replies. They simply carpet bomb everybody with requests to vote/donate. It's just like Nigerian e-mails: if it works - good, if it doesn't - they just move on.



An old coworker recently told me that for the social democrats in sillycon valley, it was always a real person on the other end of those text messages. Hes a software angineer, and kinda laughed when he said it since it was so surprising to him when he worked for them. They do use automation, but that doesnt mean they dont read replies and interact. In fact, most online support is done this way now - they use tools to make it easy for them to rapidly communicate.
19211   Patrick   2022 Nov 8, 10:51pm  

I do sometimes get answers which sound like they're from a human.
19212   Ceffer   2022 Nov 9, 12:12am  

More from the Qsterverse.
19213   Eric Holder   2022 Nov 9, 12:16pm  

Hircus says

An old coworker recently told me that for the social democrats in sillycon valley, it was always a real person on the other end of those text messages. Hes a software angineer, and kinda laughed when he said it since it was so surprising to him when he worked for them. They do use automation, but that doesnt mean they dont read replies and interact. In fact, most online support is done this way now - they use tools to make it easy for them to rapidly communicate.


Interesting. Not a single one of the GOP campaigns bombarding my phone with pleas to donate have ever answered a single question I asked.
19215   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2022 Nov 9, 6:34pm  

Al_Sharpton_for_President says





probably how every election would look if ballot stuffing was made illegal… aka ballot harvesting.
19216   Patrick   2022 Nov 9, 7:36pm  

But again, now that election fraud has been institutionalized by Democrats, how do we get rid of it?

It requires votes to set up a fair electoral system (no machines, always paper, always in person, with ID, etc) but those needed votes will be swamped by illegal votes the way things are now.
19217   DD214   2022 Nov 10, 5:14am  

19218   DD214   2022 Nov 10, 5:14am  

19220   Onvacation   2022 Nov 10, 6:51am  

99.965%
19223   Ceffer   2022 Nov 10, 9:24am  

Showing contempt much for the voters and their irrelevance?
19229   Ceffer   2022 Nov 10, 9:30am  

In like retarded sociopathy.
19240   Ceffer   2022 Nov 10, 9:43am  

"Ever wonder why the Leftards want you to think that math is racist? They don’t want you to question how:

370,706 = 56.6%
while
844,669 = only 41.06%

Any questions?"
19243   Patrick   2022 Nov 10, 10:01am  

Ceffer says

"Ever wonder why the Leftards want you to think that math is racist? They don’t want you to question how:

370,706 = 56.6%
while
844,669 = only 41.06%

Any questions?"




Lol, looks like the programmer involved in the cheating forgot to flip the actual numbers.

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