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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,140,692 views  42,188 comments

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20185   Eman   2022 Dec 27, 12:27am  

Patrick says


fun trick: calling gay marriage "anal marriage" at a dinner party will immediately reveal who the crazy libs are.


@patrick, what would you call lesbian marriage then?
20188   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 8:12am  

Eman says

patrick, what would you call lesbian marriage then?

Six holes for the price of four? A double bogey.
20189   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 8:19am  

From the annals of "You can't make this shit up":

https://t.me/DH_new/2024

20190   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 8:21am  

How to fuck the shit out of another good concept with Woke to Broke. Is there a "Gratuitous Black Actors In Inappropriate Roles" Union? When they go on strike, they demand more screen time fucking white cheerleaders.:

https://t.me/DH_new/2027
20191   Patrick   2022 Dec 27, 9:49am  

Ceffer says

Eman says


patrick, what would you call lesbian marriage then?

Six holes for the price of four? A double bogey.


Or a no-penis marriage.
20198   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 10:50am  

Kinna like the Kaiser internist's gaslighting that 'all kinds of medical problems are coming in from Covid and Long Covid" LOL! The new medical motto: "Everything BUT the obvious causation."

20199   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 10:51am  

Actually heard this in a group in Santa Cruz. The 'vaccine and booster club' subscribers. Apparently, no amount of real world associations will defeat the religion.

20211   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 11:15am  

Lots of time-space, occupancy, labor and resource disconnects, odd population 'vacancies' and build out anomalies in ostensible 'history' and population shifts. Interdimensional contractility? Somebody building stuff 'for us' rather than 'by us'? Dark City indeed!
20212   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 11:29am  

Pfizer isn’t a drug company. It’s an MKUltra Gestapo Globalist militia attacking inner space for fun and profit rather than outer spaces with armies and guns. People want nostrums, we’ll give them fucking nostrums.


20214   richwicks   2022 Dec 27, 11:57am  

Ceffer says

Pfizer isn’t a drug company. It’s an MKUltra Gestapo Globalist militia attacking inner space for fun and profit rather than outer spaces with armies and guns. People want nostrums, we’ll give them fucking nostrums.





The only way the pharmaceutical companies will be held accountable is if individuals start hanging the fuckers from lamp-posts themselves. The government isn't going to do it.

So laughable that people still pretend we have a judicial system. We don't.
20215   Patrick   2022 Dec 27, 12:14pm  

richwicks says

The only way the pharmaceutical companies will be held accountable is if individuals start hanging the fuckers from lamp-posts themselves. The government isn't going to do it.

So laughable that people still pretend we have a judicial system. We don't.


Sadly, I have to agree.

We do not have a judicial system. We have a system which protects corruption.
20216   HeadSet   2022 Dec 27, 2:03pm  

Eman says

Patrick says




fun trick: calling gay marriage "anal marriage" at a dinner party will immediately reveal who the crazy libs are.



patrick, what would you call lesbian marriage then?

"scissors spouse."
"Carpet Munching Connubiality"
"Conjugal Clits"
20217   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 5:32pm  

Gee, any more handy home tips for the compleat Globalist Satanist?

20222   Ceffer   2022 Dec 27, 5:52pm  

Bedfellows, methinks. How do they like all those CCP honchos 'dying from Covid'?

20223   Patrick   2022 Dec 27, 6:46pm  

Ceffer says

From the annals of "You can't make this shit up":


Totally justified to ask "How could he fuck that bitch?"

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