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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,148,666 views  42,274 comments

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20412   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:05am  

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20414   Ceffer   2023 Jan 4, 11:06am  

They pass blatantly unconstitutional laws that they know are wrong, because it gives them 'struggle session' license until the laws are overturned by lawfare over months or years. Let the persecutions begin!


https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83686
20418   Patrick   2023 Jan 4, 4:42pm  

Ceffer says

Goddam, Elon went THERE.




@Ceffer That one is fake. This is the real tweet:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1610482997081542657?ref_src=patrick.net


20420   AmericanKulak   2023 Jan 4, 7:42pm  

The New York Times hires David French as opinion columnist
https://www.deseret.com/2023/1/4/23537708/who-is-david-french

"See?! We have a conservative!"
20422   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 1:34am  



20423   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 5, 8:46am  

Ceffer says






Not the crying game!

On a side note, I was dating this chick(well I was stuck in the friend zone with her) one night she said she wanted to go see this movie. I took her to the cinema, and it was the crying game, I had no idea about the plot or subject matter. Half way through the movie, I told her I had to go to the restroom. I got up and walked past the lobby, then out the door, and right into the parking lot, got in my car, and left her back there in the "Friend Zone" watching her fag movie by herself.
20424   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 10:20am  

Tried out some program on Britbox free audition. Scottish, bad sound quality, about some young blond, blue eyed junior cop given a cold case by arrogant, consdescending older (white male) detectives because nobody could solve it. Wasn't but twenty minutes into the show and she was screwing some ugly black guy who was her partner. My wife and I both groaned in tandem and switched it to something else.

We went back to a chick flick British detective show from 2004. Not a minority to be seen, no Asians, no blacks, no multiple , inappropriate ethnic wedgies and implants etc.

I'm fine with theme appropriate roles and ethnicities, but the vomitous woke crap is obviously the KommieKunt struggle session to convince idiots that an increasingly dumbed down Heinz 57 genetic waring blender is the way to go.

Communism is a Royalist plot to sucker punch the populace into absolute central control, and they want the population to go back to a condition of illiteracy and stupidity.

There are internet researchers who say they keep encyclopedias from the early 60's, because after that, they don't trust the informations in written sources.
20425   Patrick   2023 Jan 5, 10:45am  

Ceffer says

There are internet researchers who say they keep encyclopedias from the early 60's, because after that, they don't trust the informations in written sources.


America has become remarkably similar to the old Soviet Union with single-party rule, pervasive corruption in government, and mass censorship.

The old Soviet Encyclopedia used to send out "updates" which would alter facts from the past. One was supposed to remove and destroy the old pages and insert new pages in their place. The University of Michigan had a copy, but would keep all the pages so you could compare.

Now the Wikipedia simply erases the past to please current power. Looks like the "Internet Archive" does this as well.
20426   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 10:49am  

Something is definitely strange about the van that rolled onto the football field. Looks like an old rental truck. Otherwise, the Woo is really bumping with weirdness and disinto today: Trump and Princess Diana had a daughter, King Carlos is William's Dad, I guess Diana got knocked up by everybody BUT Charles. Nancy Pelosi is an agent of the Corsinis and Trump is an agent of the Savoys and they are friends.
All of the disinfo blitzes, like the "DARPA Flat Earth" project, are designed to mix nonsense with reality to disguise the real realities and connections.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/90043

20427   Patrick   2023 Jan 5, 11:01am  

Tenpoundbass says

I got up and walked past the lobby, then out the door, and right into the parking lot, got in my car, and left her back there in the "Friend Zone" watching her fag movie by herself.


Lol, maybe there should be a W rating for movie wokeness, to make it easier to know what to avoid. Children especially should not be exposed to W movies.

Old cowboy movies, James Bond, classic movies from the 1940's, etc would get a W rating of 0, making them safe to watch.

Militant feminist gay transgender pedo race-baiting pro-vaxxing movies would get a W rating of 10, though maybe higher numbers would sound like a good thing.
20430   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 11:05am  

LOL!

20434   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 11:20am  

I thought CNN only hired proven sociopathic Intel liars, not weeping dorks:

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/83787
20435   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 12:33pm  

"Damar Hamlin Finally Regain Consciousness – Asked Nurse Who Won Bills-Bengals Game"
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/damar-hamlin-finally-regain-consciousness-asked-nurse-won-bills-bengals-game/

Let's see how this one pans out. Do you really credibly think that he 'woke up' in intensive care and asked about the game? Movie legend, or controlled fake news spin?
20436   richwicks   2023 Jan 5, 1:13pm  

Ceffer says

"Damar Hamlin Finally Regain Consciousness – Asked Nurse Who Won Bills-Bengals Game"
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/01/damar-hamlin-finally-regain-consciousness-asked-nurse-won-bills-bengals-game/

Let's see how this one pans out. Do you really credibly think that he 'woke up' in intensive care and asked about the game? Movie legend, or controlled fake news spin?


I think he's brain dead. 4 minutes of not having oxygenated blood getting to your brain will cause serious brain damage, and he went through 9 minutes of CPR.

We'll see though, but at this point in time, I think he's brain dead, at best.
20437   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 1:18pm  

Kinna figured that one out. All of the annual lab diseases from 70's forward were just dress rehearsals. In the annals of psychopathic unintended consequences, they didn't anticipate 'credibility quenching' and 'pandemic exhaustion', giving their rashers of murderous tyranny shorter half life than they expected. Even the fiat money printing presses and captive MSM, CDC, WHO, FDC, Pharma etc. etc. are going to have trouble keeping up the erection.

https://t.me/AMGNEWS2022/1117
20438   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 1:25pm  

Fixed and dilated pupils, heart stopped not once but twice. Slow shuffle for fake news to the memory hole? I'll wait to see him alive and talking to the press. With the hospital crawling with Feds, what could possible go wrong?

20439   richwicks   2023 Jan 5, 1:29pm  

Ceffer says

Fixed and dilated pupils, heart stopped not once but twice. Slow shuffle for fake news to the memory hole? I'll wait to see him alive and talking to the press. With the hospital crawling with Feds, what could possible go wrong?


My bet is that he's already brain dead, and that he will be said to have died of some sort of complication.

But we'll see. Perhaps I'm wrong. 9 minutes of CPR is pretty unusual.

Hopefully I'm wrong. He's just a kid.
20440   Tenpoundbass   2023 Jan 5, 1:36pm  

Ceffer says






I had to Google that. Commito Cordis

So that's what my buddy Peto meant yesterday when I asked him if he heard about the guy collapsing during Monday night football. He said, Yeah, the guy got hit by a helmet in the chest and stopped his heart. I asked is that what the media is peddling and saying happened?

They are going to run out of excuses for all of the high profile people getting turn up live on Air, all over the world. They all can't be having mass Commito Cordis.
20441   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 2:21pm  

Really, Buddha, you forgot to include links. Richwicks frowns.

20442   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 2:38pm  





20443   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 2:39pm  



20444   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 3:19pm  



20445   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 3:19pm  



20446   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 3:21pm  



20447   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 3:21pm  



20449   Ceffer   2023 Jan 5, 10:40pm  

Anatomy of a faked botswarm in real time:







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