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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,090,303 views  41,713 comments

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22116   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 2:59pm  

How dare you present an counter, truthful, non propaganda narrative:

22117   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 3:17pm  

So credible. I bet the dog ate their homework.

22119   Onvacation   2023 Mar 9, 5:27pm  

rip

22120   stereotomy   2023 Mar 9, 5:42pm  

Patrick says

Ceffer says


Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.


Multiple studies have shown that a moderate amount of alcohol does decrease the risk of heart attack. That's pretty well proven.

On the flip side, alcohol does increase cancer risk linearly with the amount you drink.

There is a point at which the two effects cancel out in terms of life expectancy, and above that level is negative for health.

Alcohol is a vasodialator - it causes the blood vessels to expand. That's why the St. Bernards had the little whiskey jugs around their necks - alcohol increases blood flow to the capillaries and limb extremities, preventing frostbite in the near term (although in the long term it will hill you sooner due to hypothermia). Particularly in men, heart attacks and strokes are much more common than in women mostly because men don't have periods and bleed periodically so that they are chronically anemic. The more blood cells in your circulatory system, the greater likelihood of clotting.

As @rin has posted, there are less damaging ways to thin the blood - curicumin, allicin, and aspirin/willow bark achieve the same effect with less collateral damage. In emergencies, though, alcohol works really fast. I used to carry a flask in my starving student days when I was too broke to own a car and had to walk in the dead of winter.
22121   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 6:57pm  



22123   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 7:02pm  

Since they installed, vocoded, masked, avatar'd, and impostered politicians, or made them from Manchurians or legends, may as well join the party and start vocoding the memes onto them.
22124   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 7:03pm  



22125   Ceffer   2023 Mar 9, 7:05pm  

Guess they had to sweep away a few of those oligarchs to get to that point. Who do we have to sweep away to get to that point? Soros was soaking up all of the best Satanic inversion names for his fake subversive organizations, anyway.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/84714
22126   Onvacation   2023 Mar 9, 8:02pm  

Woke little bitches at CNN!
22127   richwicks   2023 Mar 9, 8:04pm  

Onvacation says

Woke little bitches at CNN!



Engh, I'd rather see something real than something fake.
22130   Patrick   2023 Mar 9, 10:59pm  

Ceffer says


Drink up but please don't say it's good for you.


A small amount might even improve brain function:

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa041152


After multivariate adjustment, moderate drinkers (those who consumed less than 15.0 g of alcohol per day [about one drink]) had better mean cognitive scores than nondrinkers. ... There were no significant associations between higher levels of drinking (15.0 to 30.0 g per day) and the risk of cognitive impairment or decline. ...

Habitual excess alcohol intake impairs the brain,1 but the effect of moderate consumption is unclear. A cognitive benefit from moderate alcohol intake is plausible, given the strong link between moderate alcohol intake and the decreased risk of cardiovascular disease2,3; cognitive impairment and cardiovascular disease share common risk factors.


Then again, they might be confusing cause and effect. I've seen reports several times that higher intelligence is correlated with more drinking. Not sure why, maybe the search for novelty or getting easily bored.

And on the third hand, you can't really trust any science anymore, now that Pfizer has proven in the most spectacular way that almost all "respectable" scientists are merely whores who have absolutely no problem printing lies if their funding depends on lying.
22134   Ceffer   2023 Mar 10, 12:46am  

Did so called white hats give him a tarring behind the scenes? One would hopium.

22143   Ceffer   2023 Mar 10, 5:42am  

Rather pretend that it came from Wuhan than admit it was developed at Fort Detrick by the DOD and transferred. The staging ground was China, with a group of the CCP happy to kill a large segment of their population with 5G to make it look like a pandemic had started.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26478
22144   Ceffer   2023 Mar 10, 5:45am  

Never embarrassed by an absurd non sequitur disguised as virtue signaling, IHLlary broadcasts her contempt for 'women as useful idiots'.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/26479
22145   Tenpoundbass   2023 Mar 10, 5:54am  




See chunky thighs! It drives me nuts that every acts like before 1990 everyone was anorexic. By today's Commie Globalist standards, hell bent on creating Food insecurities, all three of those Ladies would be called Obese.
22151   Ceffer   2023 Mar 10, 12:23pm  

Looks as usual like the shifting of liability to the useful idiots, as the Globalist moray eels slink back into their caves. It's the useful idiot apocalypse.

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