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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,121,135 views  42,083 comments

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22673   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 3:41pm  

Average penis size by area of world, in case you were wondering (in centimters).

22674   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 3:45pm  

Adjusting for MSM inflation, that would be about 8 to 12 percent.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27282
22675   HeadSet   2023 Mar 24, 4:32pm  

Why do the highest population countries have the smallest penis size?
22676   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:33pm  

HeadSet says

Why do the highest population countries have the smallest penis size?

They must be able to sneak it in without the wimminz noticing it.
22677   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:34pm  

Without all that DARPA propaganda backstopping, not such a financial genius any more.

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22678   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:36pm  

What, he doesn't have faith that his pals the Bush's and the CIA can't assassinate Trump and move him into the numero uno spot? Guess Bush Sr. failed in his attempt on Reagan's life, doesn't inspire confidence.

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22679   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:38pm  

Guess the CIA is still tweaking the silicon mask and the thespian characteristics and primping his Deep State wife handler for the new Fetterman Actor.


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22680   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:43pm  

The real reason is they are having trouble sourcing enough unbled children for the adrenochrome fountains since Ukraine's trafficking has been stanched.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27312
22681   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:45pm  

Did they even bother to erase the FBI return address for the false flag against MAGA? They are getting punch drunk with false flags and Illuminati sympathy fake outs. He'll probably smother jamming his head up Soros' asshole and they'll blame it on Trump.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27318
22683   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:52pm  

Already clueing in to the new 'masked avatar'. The new avatar will be tap dancing and quoting Shakespeare sonnets in no time.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27327

22684   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 4:56pm  

Apparently, you can't just buy the stuff hot from the veins of terrified child victims, it has to be 'granted' to you at cost by the various Globalist pushers in exchange for being Satan's slave. It's part of the blackmail.

22686   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 5:47pm  

From the "Annals Of Strange Bedfellows" Zelensky isn't the first.

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22687   Ceffer   2023 Mar 24, 5:51pm  

Isn't all this Q&A shit why they killed Socrates? Aside from being a pedo bugger. Did 'Q' stand sometimes for question strip tease?

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22688   AmericanKulak   2023 Mar 24, 6:01pm  

Q was a plot to get people to say "Trumps got this" and stay home.

Q LARP SENDS
TO CINCCHAINEMAILMORONS
FROM COMMODORESIKSTEEFOUR
Z1234123991741241

EYES ONLY
TRUMP WILL REENTER DC FROM SSBN OFF ATLANTIC COAST OF VA 2020 MAR 15 STOP GENERAL MILLEY AND WOKE MILITARY WILL ARREST HILLARY 2020 MAR 16 STOP STAY AT HOME DONT WORRY TRUMP HAS THIS STOP

CODE HDTVLBGTQCIA123BABIUANDME
END TRANSMISSION
22692   gabbar   2023 Mar 25, 7:17am  

How does an individual or business become a systemic risk to get taxpayer protection? Can I take a course to become a systemic risk (without accountability for my actions)?

22693   clambo   2023 Mar 25, 8:18am  

Yellen is a dimwit; but she's been hanging around for a long time.
22697   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 11:43am  

180 degree flip on all Satanic inversions is the first strategy.

22705   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 11:46am  

Reinforcement for ghetto layabouts.

22707   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 11:52am  

Strange thing is, in all their reptile hissing slander, these swamp press creatures only succeed in making Trump look even better.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/27352

22708   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 11:58am  

Disimpacting a Soros fecal plug from the system. Not a walk in the park, but becoming increasingly do-able?

22709   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 12:12pm  

Newsweek confirms that 'New Fetterman' is a body double by saying Fetterman being a body double is a 'conspiracy theory'. The disinfo bots are on it. Will Fake Fetterman break the recognition barrier that these name stealing fakes and cgi's have been around for a long time? How many months did they tote around the zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg to keep her vote and placeholder alive at SCOTUS?

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22710   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 12:23pm  

A lovely stroll through Paris. This is fine. Of course, how many places on MSM have you seen any of this?
22711   Ceffer   2023 Mar 25, 12:25pm  

Unfortunately, this could also be part the slippery slope to civil war, which is what they want. The Globalists want us offended by selective justice and the liberation of blatant criminals from all recognizance. After they start the bar fight, they step in after the carnage with the Babylonian Hit Man financing to start a new cycle.

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