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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,023,290 views  40,194 comments

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24353   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 4:09pm  



24354   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 4:11pm  

In like silicon. They replaced Nancy with Nancy Actor because they thought she would wind up another fake President. Original Nancy skanked out from age and alcohol.



24355   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 4:21pm  

They have so much proof even without the new technology, but I suppose every bit helps. I want them to publicize beyond a shadow of a doubt the Bush Sr. connection to this and Reagan's shooting, along with 9/11 etc. so the Bush crime family receives the full disgrace it deserves.


24356   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 4:30pm  

So, if you want another run down on the additional fake Charles coronation. Bizarre shit gets more bizarre.

24357   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 4:38pm  



24358   HeadSet   2023 May 9, 4:47pm  

Eric Holder says





Germany invaded first. The Soviets invaded 17 days after the Germans invaded.
24359   Ceffer   2023 May 9, 6:08pm  

Another day, another billion dollar shakedown and blackmail payment from our tax money to cover up for the criminal enterprises. What Biden, Globalists et alia REALLY want is for Putin to nuke Ukraine into dust to hide all of the evidence of their crime palace. Zelensky et alia have the goods on them.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/29479
24362   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 10, 9:33am  

This has bothered me long before the Commies tried to use Covid to hand America over to China.




I was taught in school, always hypothesize, question, and theorize about science in new ways never thought of before.
But in my adult life it has amazed me how many seemingly educated people will shoot you down and die on the prevailing theory or lie they were taught in school. In fact most of the theories I have put forth in the past, my own ideas that I set forth, and was savaged by Liberal Scientists. Almost every single one has had a paper written on it since then or is now the prevailing theory.

Conservatives would either shoot down my theories with logic or drawing my attention to another point of view, that made me realize I may be wrong. Or they just tell me, well now you have to prove it. I have never seen a Conservative scientist put out by putting forth a theory. They aren't politically vested in the outcome either way.
24363   Patrick   2023 May 10, 9:51am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-george-santos-arrested-only-534-members-of-congress-to-go




U.S. — Representative George Santos was taken into custody this morning on federal money laundering, theft, and fraud charges. Americans are still on edge, however, as 534 dangerous felons in Congress still remain at large.

"It's unsettling," said local Cathy Mable upon hearing the news. "To think that many thieves, rapists, and degenerate murderers are still walking free in Washington D.C. and throughout the country makes it difficult to sleep at night."

"Who will protect us?"

Sources warned the unarrested reprobate politicians are surrounded by well-armed security details and have unmatched power to pass laws and destroy the lives of American citizens at will. Citizens are being warned to be on their guard, as one of these creeps could attack another unsuspecting victim at any moment.

At publishing time, Americans grew even more worried upon hearing the news that there are thousands more dangerous villains still on the loose in the FBI, CIA, DOJ, DHS, and DOD.
24365   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 10:34am  

Let's see if she is suddenly 15-20 years younger, like Nancy Actor. It seems the lag time for avatars is a couple of months to allow the Intel makeup department to fabricate prosthetics and the actors to perfect their twangs. If she's the same old wreck, she is just trying to stay alive on the Devil's treadmill.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/29515
24367   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 10:37am  

LOL! Russia finally rats out NASA. Let the pus flow from the liar's abcess that is USA since WWII.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/29521
24370   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:09am  

Whoring yourself abjectly to Ukraine is an important career move for crooked KommieKunt Guv apparatchiks, to demonstrate fealty to the corruption. In like Ukraine.

24372   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:12am  

Resilient to the Soy and rapeseed!
24377   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:19am  

Another day, another Neocon Implant Shill starting WWIII and snuffing his cigar on our foreheads:

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/2649
24378   richwicks   2023 May 10, 11:21am  

Ceffer says

LOL! Russia finally rats out NASA. Let the pus flow from the liar's abcess that us USA since WWII.

Would be hilarious if true.

Russia and China would have had to have known for decades.
24384   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:34am  

The gloating, inbred psychopathy Force is strong in this one.

24386   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:02pm  

With all the virtue signaling palaver, FBI forgot to include "This is the way we sweep crime under the carpet for our political masters. How dare you attempt to breach our cover ups."

24389   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:16pm  

Their insatiable, worldwide, industrial hunger for children to feed their masters and their minions.
24390   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:20pm  

Are you getting that ole British Maritime Law dead chattels cargo feeling yet? Yes, they collateralize the population itself as economic slaves.

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