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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,070,491 views  41,359 comments

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24362   Tenpoundbass   2023 May 10, 9:33am  

This has bothered me long before the Commies tried to use Covid to hand America over to China.




I was taught in school, always hypothesize, question, and theorize about science in new ways never thought of before.
But in my adult life it has amazed me how many seemingly educated people will shoot you down and die on the prevailing theory or lie they were taught in school. In fact most of the theories I have put forth in the past, my own ideas that I set forth, and was savaged by Liberal Scientists. Almost every single one has had a paper written on it since then or is now the prevailing theory.

Conservatives would either shoot down my theories with logic or drawing my attention to another point of view, that made me realize I may be wrong. Or they just tell me, well now you have to prove it. I have never seen a Conservative scientist put out by putting forth a theory. They aren't politically vested in the outcome either way.
24363   Patrick   2023 May 10, 9:51am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-george-santos-arrested-only-534-members-of-congress-to-go




U.S. — Representative George Santos was taken into custody this morning on federal money laundering, theft, and fraud charges. Americans are still on edge, however, as 534 dangerous felons in Congress still remain at large.

"It's unsettling," said local Cathy Mable upon hearing the news. "To think that many thieves, rapists, and degenerate murderers are still walking free in Washington D.C. and throughout the country makes it difficult to sleep at night."

"Who will protect us?"

Sources warned the unarrested reprobate politicians are surrounded by well-armed security details and have unmatched power to pass laws and destroy the lives of American citizens at will. Citizens are being warned to be on their guard, as one of these creeps could attack another unsuspecting victim at any moment.

At publishing time, Americans grew even more worried upon hearing the news that there are thousands more dangerous villains still on the loose in the FBI, CIA, DOJ, DHS, and DOD.
24365   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 10:34am  

Let's see if she is suddenly 15-20 years younger, like Nancy Actor. It seems the lag time for avatars is a couple of months to allow the Intel makeup department to fabricate prosthetics and the actors to perfect their twangs. If she's the same old wreck, she is just trying to stay alive on the Devil's treadmill.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/29515
24367   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 10:37am  

LOL! Russia finally rats out NASA. Let the pus flow from the liar's abcess that is USA since WWII.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/29521
24370   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:09am  

Whoring yourself abjectly to Ukraine is an important career move for crooked KommieKunt Guv apparatchiks, to demonstrate fealty to the corruption. In like Ukraine.

24372   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:12am  

Resilient to the Soy and rapeseed!
24377   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:19am  

Another day, another Neocon Implant Shill starting WWIII and snuffing his cigar on our foreheads:

https://t.me/riseofthenewmedia/2649
24378   richwicks   2023 May 10, 11:21am  

Ceffer says

LOL! Russia finally rats out NASA. Let the pus flow from the liar's abcess that us USA since WWII.

Would be hilarious if true.

Russia and China would have had to have known for decades.
24384   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 11:34am  

The gloating, inbred psychopathy Force is strong in this one.

24386   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:02pm  

With all the virtue signaling palaver, FBI forgot to include "This is the way we sweep crime under the carpet for our political masters. How dare you attempt to breach our cover ups."

24389   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:16pm  

Their insatiable, worldwide, industrial hunger for children to feed their masters and their minions.
24390   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:20pm  

Are you getting that ole British Maritime Law dead chattels cargo feeling yet? Yes, they collateralize the population itself as economic slaves.
24393   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 4:24pm  

There was no plane. Just internally placed explosives and a missile to kill the Pentagon auditors.

24396   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 6:26pm  

Everything the 'Cabal' does is about wealth transfer. Feeling a little light in your savings and purchasing power lately to the tune of 25 percent or so from the 'invisible' inflation taxation? You can bet that the elites and the politicians have already been fully compensated.

24397   Ceffer   2023 May 10, 10:30pm  

Well, to be fair, not all 70 to 80 year olds get the best adrenochrome or children's tissues to consume. Also, some of those rulers are younger avatars pretending to be the older people they have replaced as imposters.

24398   richwicks   2023 May 10, 10:56pm  

Ceffer says

There was no plane. Just internally placed explosives and a missile to kill the Pentagon auditors.




That is NOT a picture of the Pentagon.

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