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28469   Ceffer   2023 Sep 18, 10:12pm  

That crunching feeling when the bus is rolling over your bones?

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1336974/pg1
28470   richwicks   2023 Sep 18, 11:05pm  

Ceffer says

That crunching feeling when the bus is rolling over your bones? Fucking Kommie Slate? You know Biden Actor is finished when that pathetic propaganda rag turns on him.

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1336974/pg1


Nothing is going to happen.

Joe Biden will serve out his term, he may even be re-elected. There's no judicial system. This is all theatrics to make you still believe there is. Biden is untouchable.

He's no king, more like... a knight. SURE he's raped a lot of women, murdered a few men, has extorted money out of a lot of peasants, but he's not gone against the thrown. SURE he's embarrassing, and a piece of shit but he follows out orders and carries them out.

What you don't realize is that the king, doesn't represent the United States. It represents the Federal Reserve and Biden as a knight, he follows the orders of the noblemen. He doesn't report to the king at all, the noblemen do. He is really a puppet. He's the most obvious puppet in my lifetime.
28472   HeadSet   2023 Sep 19, 7:54am  

Ceffer says

That crunching feeling when the bus is rolling over your bones?

https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1336974/pg1

This is just smoke put out for the public to try and hide the collusion between Merrick and Biden. Nothing will happen to Hunter or Joe.
28475   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 3:54pm  

LOL!


28476   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 7:40pm  

Flaming tools must flame. Every time he opens his mouth, he becomes more despicable. He was better as a store window dressing dummy.

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/52931

28482   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 7:47pm  

Lost, or sold to the highest bidder, or granted to one of those so called 'allies'? Well, at least the Little Rock nuke broken arrow would have relieved us of the Rockefeller Criminal Empire of Arkansas and the Clintons.




28487   RWSGFY   2023 Sep 19, 9:54pm  

Ceffer says






Ferdinand Porsche.
28488   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2023 Sep 19, 10:46pm  

Ceffer says






Hitler. Porsche was only brought in to do the design.

On May 28, 1937, the government of Germany—then under the control of Adolf Hitler of the National Socialist (Nazi) Party—forms a new state-owned automobile company, then known as Gesellschaft zur Vorbereitung des Deutschen Volkswagens mbH. Later that year, it was renamed simply Volkswagenwerk, or “The People’s Car Company.”

Originally operated by the German Labor Front, a Nazi organization, Volkswagen was headquartered in Wolfsburg, Germany. In addition to his ambitious campaign to build a network of autobahns and limited access highways across Germany, Hitler’s pet project was the development and mass production of an affordable yet still speedy vehicle that could sell for less than 1,000 Reich marks (about $140 at the time). To provide the design for this “people’s car,” Hitler called in the Austrian and German automotive engineer Ferdinand Porsche....


https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/volkswagen-is-founded
28489   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 10:50pm  

Are they self driving cars, or CIA optional remote assassination and vehicle weapons?
28491   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 11:12pm  

It's going to be renamed the 'Cosmic Tranny Ass Pucker, Welcoming The Space Aliens' telescope

https://t.me/how_itis_made/4976
28492   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 11:15pm  

LOL! I think being the flesh and blood cuck pseudo journalist trying to fluff girl out these AI generated headlines is going to lead to some nervous breakdowns.
They must study the responses to see the depth of gull existent in the decerebrate segments of the populace.

https://t.me/EthanLucasShow/12119


28494   Ceffer   2023 Sep 19, 11:19pm  

Life imitating art? Or, is it death imitating life? Or is it life imitating death? I'm confused.



28499   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 1:20am  

You know that Biden is being cashiered when Rand (Tavistock Jr.) starts weighing in with their own special brand of propaganda 'wisdom'. Guess the Chinese Intel about Biden's life expectancy in office (90 to 120 days about two months ago) could be accurate as the tidal waves of captured MSM begin to fall against him like dominos.

https://t.me/BenjaminFulfordWDSGroup/118284
28501   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 1:28am  

The predictable Satan's League of Deep State assets for the unconstitutional DHS (Department of Internal Gulags)



https://t.me/WeTheMedia/92340
28502   zzyzzx   2023 Sep 20, 10:16am  

I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand. I can no longer condone being an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist when a monster like him committed such evil crimes years ago when he was still part of the establishment.

The lesson we can all learn from this is that folx who are drawn to dangerous conspiracy theories and misinformation are inherently evil rapists. Never mind that all of the things he's accused of took place when he was part of and protected by the same establishment media that is now hell bent on taking him down. No, everything he has said and supported for the last couple years has now been tainted by the crimes he allegedly performed over a decade ago. I can no longer in good conscious criticize Big Pharma or the mainstream media or entertain outlandish and baseless conspiracy theories. If you do those things you're just as bad as he is.

When I looked at myself in the mirror this morning I violently threw up, disgusted with myself knowing that every second I stayed unvaccinated I was defending the vile actions of Brand. I picked up my phone to book myself an appointment to get vaccinated and was astonished to instantly hear the voice of an NHS nurse already on the other end of the line. "Uh, hi--" I shakily coughed out, glancing nervously around my room for hidden cameras. "I-- I'd like to book myself in to get JABBED please. No I've never raped anyone, I've just been in a coma that's all!"

I hoofed it down as quick as I could to the nearest vaccination clinic, avoiding the judging stares and muffled whispers of "beast" coming from the masked masses on either side of me, who evidently could smell the lack of mRNA in my bloodstream. When I got to the clinic, I was given all the COVID shots I had missed out on in one go. All seven of them. Forget turbo-cancer, I have warp speed-cancer. It's gone to plaid, and I have one day left to live. At least I'm not going to die in some cult that defends a sexual predator though.
28503   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 10:29am  

zzyzzx says

I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand.

Satan finds you a tasty, crunchy bit before spitting you into the flames! Hail, Satan!
28504   The_Deplorable   2023 Sep 20, 11:35am  

zzyzzx says

"I have decided to take my tinfoil hat off, put on a mask and get jabbed to prove I am in no way associated with Russell Brand. I can no longer condone being an anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorist when a monster like him committed such evil crimes years ago when he was still part of the establishment."

Russell Brand decided for you to get vaccinated? Are you for real?

How about following the data and deciding for yourself?

Did you take into account the 300,000 Americans that were killed by the Covid vaccines? No? Why not?

How about the million plus of other Americans who were injured by the vaccines?

Good luck to you. Except "luck favors the prepared mind."
28505   AmericanKulak   2023 Sep 20, 5:22pm  

zzyzzx says

The lesson we can all learn from this is that folx who are drawn to dangerous conspiracy theories and misinformation are inherently evil rapists. Never mind that all of the things he's accused of took place when he was part of and protected by the same establishment media that is now hell bent on taking him down. No, everything he has said and supported for the last couple years has now been tainted by the crimes he allegedly performed over a decade ago. I can no longer in good conscious criticize Big Pharma or the mainstream media or entertain outlandish and baseless conspiracy theories. If you do those things you're just as bad as he is.

hahahahaha

The_Deplorable says

Russell Brand decided for you to get vaccinated? Are you for real?

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.
28507   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 6:16pm  

AmericanKulak says

I'm pretty sure he's taking the piss.

It's satire, of course.
28508   Ceffer   2023 Sep 20, 7:41pm  

Freemasons in disguise. Let me guess, Scottish Rite.

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