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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,078,376 views  41,384 comments

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29190   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 8:54am  



29191   Tenpoundbass   2023 Oct 7, 9:25am  

Ceffer says







If I were Trump I would go to City hall and make them reappraise my property at about 60% of Zillow's value, which is what his taxable value should be if that's what Zillow says. I would get my tax hit to about 8 million and save about 103K a year on what he's paying now.

Then just sit back and wait for the law suits to start pouring in, when people trying to sell their properties just 1/2 of what Trump has and can't get over 7 million, when they were going for 40 to 90 million before this bullshit started..

This should also be used to crash the RE market around the country, cram it up their ass. Refuse to pay one penny more than the tax record says, start suing everyone claiming their house is worth more than the tax roll says.
29192   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:35am  

Looking a bit Potemkin, so far. Meanwhile in Syria, site of genuine ongoing war crimes and stolen oil, well, dead silence. Wouldn't want a real act of aggression and terrorism to upstage the theater.

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/16551
29193   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:40am  

Meanwhile, IHLlary recommends brain surgery and neuron melting drugs for those expressing free will, free speech, desire to hold arms, and a desire to protect the Constitution and the Constitutional Republic. "If I had to go through Project Monarch to become a flesh eating and blood drinking high Masonic witch with seizure disorder and multiple bobble headed personality disorder, then the American people can have a little brain surgery to make them docile and compliant to our will! Or, wills. Goddam, which one of you is in there now?"

https://t.me/BannonWarRoom/16573
29194   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:45am  



29195   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:50am  



29196   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:54am  

So, what exactly is this Israeli bullshit designed to distract attention from? What is the magician's trick? There is heinousness in the background noise, but what, while all the knee jerk mother hens and statist co-dependants cluck and peck at this.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/108885
29197   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:56am  

In conflict since WWII, but 'unprecedented'. I guess the top down minions of the MSM have elected 'unprecedented' as the keystone word for the moron consumers.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/108887
29198   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 9:57am  

And there we go, the fiat money suppository. Does Biden get his ten percent? How much will filter back to the usual suspect politicians? When you run out of laundromats, you can count on a Hamas (Mossad?) raid? Hey, we don't mind some more debt and inflation taxation. We're used to it.

29199   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:04am  

If you think that's bad, just wait til you hear what he does with the dogs in the shower.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36841
29200   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:07am  

Laughing gas KommieKunt judge and MKUltra prosecutor's programming halted by higher court? Is the higher court trying to ruin New York's reputation?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36845
29201   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:15am  

Jerusalem Syndrome? Are they sure it wasn't ANTIFA/BLM Syndrome?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36863
29202   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:18am  

And so, the game of attributions begins.... What solemn fuckery is going on somewhere else while everybody looks at this stage?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36871
29203   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:24am  

"Oh, WOW, this was such a SURPRISE. I would call it UNPRECEDENTED. Yeah, I mean, who could have seen this one coming. Certainly not Israeli intelligence. It's, like, 9/11 all over again, yeah, 9/11.
There is a bright side, however, because I see a nice ten percent coming for the Big Guy from this and all the money laundering packages outgoing. Oh, yeah, they had the money pallets prepared from five days ago so there is no delay."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36875
29204   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:39am  

The Rothschild Messiahs get to shove as many Israelis into Moloch's belly as they see fit for empowerment. Yum, Yum! 50th anniversery? Check the dates and gematria for this one for the usual empowering symbologies and astrologies?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54196

29205   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 10:50am  

Think we can pull this one off, Ben? They seem to be kinna wise to all of our shit these days. I remember when we could pull off a false flag, stack up the fake media, getting the plebs to rattle swords and conform, and nobody was the wiser. I just love that word 'terrorist', it's iconic, like 'conspiracy theorist'. They are tasty Satanic inversions, don't you think?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54204
29206   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 11:12am  

LOL! AI-speak bullshit headline propped up by Mockingbird puppet. If they can get you to swallow a syllogistic abortion, then is it Satanic Inversion Lite?

29207   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 11:32am  

Curses! False Flag going over like a lead balloon? Got the 'the old ways don't work any more' blues? The rhetoric falls flat, and the movie sets crumble to reveal the self dealing? Haven't got a plurality of sheep plebs on board with the captive press engines? Call 1-800-FALSEFLAG on direct line to Satan for operator assistance.

https://t.me/greatreject/56055

29208   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 11:44am  

"We're REALLY REALLY at war this time. Really. It's UNPRECEDENTED. I'm REALLY telling you the truth this time. Look how I'm moving my hands around. You REALLY REALLY need me in office, don't you?"

29209   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 12:13pm  

So, dragooned survivors, you thought you were headed for peaceful technologic coexistence with the Arab world? Well, get a load of this. So what if it doesn't pass the smell test. Mossad North vs. Mossad South, pick your team.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93038
29210   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 12:18pm  

LOL! Unfiltered, autistic Alexa. Bad AI, bad, we can't keep enough live propaganda programmers on your fucking ass. 1984 never predicted this fine mess.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93038
29211   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 4:18pm  

Netanyahu: "Nathan, you promised me that if I did everything you asked, you would show me the dragons. SHOW ME THE DRAGONS, NATHAN!"
29212   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 4:21pm  



29213   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 4:22pm  

Hamas is Mossad South. Israel is Mossad North. Syria is crickets. Hegelian my Dialectic, Jake.

29214   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 4:31pm  

One good lie deserves another.

https://t.me/drue86/45933
29215   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:42pm  

How come he doesn't understand the need for any source of laundering these days, what with the criminal enterprises producing so much less?

29216   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:42pm  



29217   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:43pm  



29218   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:43pm  



29219   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:47pm  



29220   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:47pm  



29221   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm  



29222   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm  



29223   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm  



29224   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:50pm  

On the other hand, maybe they are just doing what they were so well paid to do, with ten percent back for the big guy, and some laundered bundles of millions for select politicians.

29225   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:51pm  



29226   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:51pm  



29227   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:51pm  



29228   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:52pm  



29229   Ceffer   2023 Oct 7, 5:52pm  



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