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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm 3,142,684 views 42,192 comments

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 10:18am

And so, the game of attributions begins.... What solemn fuckery is going on somewhere else while everybody looks at this stage?

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36871

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 10:24am

"Oh, WOW, this was such a SURPRISE. I would call it UNPRECEDENTED. Yeah, I mean, who could have seen this one coming. Certainly not Israeli intelligence. It's, like, 9/11 all over again, yeah, 9/11.
There is a bright side, however, because I see a nice ten percent coming for the Big Guy from this and all the money laundering packages outgoing. Oh, yeah, they had the money pallets prepared from five days ago so there is no delay."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/36875

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 10:39am

The Rothschild Messiahs get to shove as many Israelis into Moloch's belly as they see fit for empowerment. Yum, Yum! 50th anniversery? Check the dates and gematria for this one for the usual empowering symbologies and astrologies?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54196

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 10:50am

Think we can pull this one off, Ben? They seem to be kinna wise to all of our shit these days. I remember when we could pull off a false flag, stack up the fake media, getting the plebs to rattle swords and conform, and nobody was the wiser. I just love that word 'terrorist', it's iconic, like 'conspiracy theorist'. They are tasty Satanic inversions, don't you think?

https://t.me/SGTnewsNetwork/54204

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 11:12am

LOL! AI-speak bullshit headline propped up by Mockingbird puppet. If they can get you to swallow a syllogistic abortion, then is it Satanic Inversion Lite?

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 11:32am

Curses! False Flag going over like a lead balloon? Got the 'the old ways don't work any more' blues? The rhetoric falls flat, and the movie sets crumble to reveal the self dealing? Haven't got a plurality of sheep plebs on board with the captive press engines? Call 1-800-FALSEFLAG on direct line to Satan for operator assistance.

https://t.me/greatreject/56055

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 11:44am

"We're REALLY REALLY at war this time. Really. It's UNPRECEDENTED. I'm REALLY telling you the truth this time. Look how I'm moving my hands around. You REALLY REALLY need me in office, don't you?"

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 12:13pm

So, dragooned survivors, you thought you were headed for peaceful technologic coexistence with the Arab world? Well, get a load of this. So what if it doesn't pass the smell test. Mossad North vs. Mossad South, pick your team.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93038

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 12:18pm

LOL! Unfiltered, autistic Alexa. Bad AI, bad, we can't keep enough live propaganda programmers on your fucking ass. 1984 never predicted this fine mess.

https://t.me/WeTheMedia/93038

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 4:18pm

Netanyahu: "Nathan, you promised me that if I did everything you asked, you would show me the dragons. SHOW ME THE DRAGONS, NATHAN!"

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 4:21pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 4:22pm

Hamas is Mossad South. Israel is Mossad North. Syria is crickets. Hegelian my Dialectic, Jake.

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 4:31pm

One good lie deserves another.

https://t.me/drue86/45933

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:42pm

How come he doesn't understand the need for any source of laundering these days, what with the criminal enterprises producing so much less?

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:42pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:43pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:43pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:47pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:47pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:48pm

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Ceffer 2023 Oct 7, 5:50pm

On the other hand, maybe they are just doing what they were so well paid to do, with ten percent back for the big guy, and some laundered bundles of millions for select politicians.