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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 10, 7:42pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 10, 7:42pm
Funny, Obama's security in Minnesota never cost $500k. It was closer to $20k, and the city paid it.
Maybe there should be a quinoa tax to pay for it.
Maybe there should be a quinoa tax to pay for it.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 11, 7:53am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 11, 7:53am
marcus says
How come Kurds count but the African Burkina Faso some 500,000 people don't even rate on the radar.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/burkina-violence-forces-267000-to-flee-in-last-3-months-unhcr/
How come Kurds count but the African Burkina Faso some 500,000 people don't even rate on the radar.
https://www.breitbart.com/news/burkina-violence-forces-267000-to-flee-in-last-3-months-unhcr/
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HeadSet
2019 Oct 11, 8:49am
HeadSet
2019 Oct 11, 8:49am
Marcus Meme logic:
What do you call people (and States like Ohio) that voted for a Black man twice, but then did not vote for a White woman?
Anti-Black racists.
What do you call people (and States like Ohio) that voted for a Black man twice, but then did not vote for a White woman?
Anti-Black racists.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 13, 8:54am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 13, 8:54am
marcus says
The Little Bitch is probably Obama's fuck boy and a huge leak trail led to him.
He's a little punk ass bitch, and a dirty mother fucker. He didn't leave to go find himself.
The Little Bitch is probably Obama's fuck boy and a huge leak trail led to him.
He's a little punk ass bitch, and a dirty mother fucker. He didn't leave to go find himself.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 13, 1:04pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2019 Oct 13, 1:04pm
Marcus, what do you think of a progressive draft?
We'd draft 18-21 based on parents Ed level.
We'd draft 18-21 based on parents Ed level.
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richwicks
2019 Oct 15, 12:27pm
richwicks
2019 Oct 15, 12:27pm
marcus says
It's because the law is selectively enforced.
If the law was actually enforced, Hillary Clinton would have been arrested the second classified material was found on an unsecured computer she owned. We don't have a justice system anymore.
That's the actual truth.
:
You can't handle the truth.
It's because the law is selectively enforced.
If the law was actually enforced, Hillary Clinton would have been arrested the second classified material was found on an unsecured computer she owned. We don't have a justice system anymore.
That's the actual truth.
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Bd6r
2019 Oct 15, 9:46pm
Bd6r
2019 Oct 15, 9:46pm
@Marcus,
they should be quickly deported - that's much cheaper. And one of the few functions of government should be border enforcement.
they should be quickly deported - that's much cheaper. And one of the few functions of government should be border enforcement.
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truthhurts
2019 Oct 16, 7:12am
marcus says
Fake news. Here's a list of democrats with convictions: https://www.ranker.com/list/corrupt-democrats/lstone?ref=also_ranked&pos=1&a=0&l=17156577<ype=n&g=0
Not sure where you get this stuff.
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Fake news. Here's a list of democrats with convictions: https://www.ranker.com/list/corrupt-democrats/lstone?ref=also_ranked&pos=1&a=0&l=17156577<ype=n&g=0
Not sure where you get this stuff.
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Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 16, 8:06am
Tenpoundbass
2019 Oct 16, 8:06am
I heard Obama is on suicide watch, Trump is letting Assad, Putin, and Erogan have their way with Obama's carefully crafted ISIS army.
Not our problem now, those are some mother fuckers that wont be getting a palate of cash from us anytime soon.
Not our problem now, those are some mother fuckers that wont be getting a palate of cash from us anytime soon.
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Patrick
2019 Oct 16, 8:57pm
Patrick
2019 Oct 16, 8:57pm
English has a perfectly good third-person, gender-neutral pronoun, and, if someone is unsure whether he is male or female, I have no particular objection to calling him “it”.
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Bd6r
2019 Oct 16, 9:25pm
Bd6r
2019 Oct 16, 9:25pm
Patrick says
s/he/it or sheit
if someone is unsure whether he is male or female, I have no particular objection to calling him “it”.
s/he/it or sheit
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