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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,155,108 views  42,338 comments

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31031   Tenpoundbass   2023 Dec 4, 7:26am  

"I know you said you're not gay, but which Dick would you rather suck?"

It's like the Beggin' Strips of Republican candidates. Dogs don't know it's not Trump.


31032   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:00am  

In California, they don't worry about counting Republican ballots. They just declare the election results without counting the votes, or fabricating them through machines and software, and leave it at that.

31033   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:02am  



31034   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:02am  



31035   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:04am  


31036   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:06am  



31037   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 8:17am  



31038   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:07am  

If you were him, would you be standing in front of a bunch of open windows? If he's not sniper bait, there is no such thing.

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/18594
31039   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:08am  

More Rockefeller fingerprints?

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/18596
31040   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:16am  

Perennial screeching over the Kennedy assassination leading nowhere. The cover up will continue, or there is an element of gaming timing to the release. Who cares, we know the basics, it's just the detailing that remains.

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/18635
31041   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:49pm  

Maybe the Moloch High Priest wearing the Bibi mask had a silicon failure.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/29641
31042   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:50pm  

One would hopium Trump has a strategy to prevent this.

https://twitter.com/mattgaetz/status/1731720053375005062


31043   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:54pm  

Maybe it was an imbalance between the speed and the narcotics they are given to make them joyfully throw themselves into the meat grinders. Live by the Moloch, die by the Moloch. It's all good as long as it is burning flesh, account harvesting and suffering.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/29644
31044   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:55pm  

Frank's unworked asshole is getting lonely. Maybe Paul Pelosi has some advice for the lovelorn.

31045   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:58pm  

The international consortium of revivified Gestapo and SS based in Geneva known as the CIA ARE our terrorists.

31046   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:03pm  



31047   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:03pm  



31048   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  



31049   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  



31050   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  



31051   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:06pm  



31052   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:09pm  

How anti Holodomor of him. First come the designed to fail green measures, then the freezing and starvation of the masses. Easy peasy.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/114062
31054   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:11pm  



31055   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:11pm  



31056   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:12pm  



31057   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:13pm  



31058   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:13pm  



31059   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:15pm  

Transgender? I thought it was still Fag Orgy Day in the Church?

31060   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:17pm  

Always glad to hear from one of IHLlary's Monarch multiple personalities: "I remember sadly how many of my close friends and political acquaintances have died from climate change over the years. Don't make me climate change you."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/39820
31061   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:20pm  

Don't know what the fuss is all about skin shade. Shiny green scales and red eyes are shiny green scales and red eyes.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/39822
31062   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:40pm  

If you have to have another actor taking the place of the brain dead original, the least you could ask for is a stand up Senate comedian.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/39838
31063   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:44pm  

"We have demonstrated that critical race theory and affirmative action policies are safe and effective ways for megalomaniac world tyrants to destroy and undermine countries without repercussions under Satanic Inversion lies of social justice. We expect to be richly rewarded for our research, and, yes, we let the stupids proliferate on our campuses already to keep the party going. All students on pain of expulsion must pretend the pidgins are smart. Competency is overrated."

31064   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:52pm  

Zelensky: "Do the Jesuits still have those guys that got Hitler out after WWII, and can the U boats make it to the Florida estate? Curious minds want to know. The blackmail files all fit on a nice USB drive these days, no heavy file vaults." It's looking a lot like a partition Christmas.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/29652
31065   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:57pm  

So much for the lebensraum Israeli Blitzkrieg. Guess those elite beach condos and port facilities for the new Red Sea canal for the stolen gas fields will have to wait. If the Israelis can't earn their keep, they won't have their homeland lease renewed. They are just another high maintenance fair weather friend. The land pirate banksters will want a divorce and account harvesting.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/29655
31066   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:06pm  

Hey, it works for lawn gophers. Surf's up. Or, is it surf's down. I'm confused.

https://t.me/WW3INFO/29664
31067   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:10pm  

Not to mention the social services and 'recovery' facilities inevitably become bribed part of the cartel drug distribution system, and the big money infiltrates the local politicians and they become cartel bitches. Nice little feedback cycle there, parading under the mantle of compassion and social justice, as usual usual.

https://t.me/epochtimes/93648
31068   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:30pm  

And, you didn't think the KMaf Nazis were real Nazis? Lebensraum and RedSeaCanalsraum uber alles! The stolen gas fields of Gaza should about cover the costs with 450 billion left over at least. Just gotta mow down all the people in the way.

https://rumble.com/v3yk7fb-israel-is-building-a-55-billion-canal-through-gaza-billion-dollar-builds.html
31070   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 10:53pm  

That's what happens when you don't put your dynastic child through enough Project Monarch Illuminati torture and Multiple Personality fracture training. Spare the rod, spoil the psychopathic spawn.

https://t.me/FirstAmendmentPraetorian/49230

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