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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,369,314 views  35,946 comments

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31038   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:07am  

If you were him, would you be standing in front of a bunch of open windows? If he's not sniper bait, there is no such thing.

31039   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:08am  

More Rockefeller fingerprints?

31040   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 9:16am  

Perennial screeching over the Kennedy assassination leading nowhere. The cover up will continue, or there is an element of gaming timing to the release. Who cares, we know the basics, it's just the detailing that remains.

31041   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:49pm  

Maybe the Moloch High Priest wearing the Bibi mask had a silicon failure.

31042   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:50pm  

One would hopium Trump has a strategy to prevent this.


31043   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:54pm  

Maybe it was an imbalance between the speed and the narcotics they are given to make them joyfully throw themselves into the meat grinders. Live by the Moloch, die by the Moloch. It's all good as long as it is burning flesh, account harvesting and suffering.

31044   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:55pm  

Frank's unworked asshole is getting lonely. Maybe Paul Pelosi has some advice for the lovelorn.

31045   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 2:58pm  

The international consortium of revivified Gestapo and SS based in Geneva known as the CIA ARE our terrorists.

31046   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:03pm  

31047   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:03pm  

31048   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  

31049   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  

31050   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:05pm  

31051   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:06pm  

31052   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:09pm  

How anti Holodomor of him. First come the designed to fail green measures, then the freezing and starvation of the masses. Easy peasy.

31054   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:11pm  

31055   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:11pm  

31056   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:12pm  

31057   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:13pm  

31058   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:13pm  

31059   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:15pm  

Transgender? I thought it was still Fag Orgy Day in the Church?

31060   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:17pm  

Always glad to hear from one of IHLlary's Monarch multiple personalities: "I remember sadly how many of my close friends and political acquaintances have died from climate change over the years. Don't make me climate change you."

31061   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:20pm  

Don't know what the fuss is all about skin shade. Shiny green scales and red eyes are shiny green scales and red eyes.

31062   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:40pm  

If you have to have another actor taking the place of the brain dead original, the least you could ask for is a stand up Senate comedian.

31063   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:44pm  

"We have demonstrated that critical race theory and affirmative action policies are safe and effective ways for megalomaniac world tyrants to destroy and undermine countries without repercussions under Satanic Inversion lies of social justice. We expect to be richly rewarded for our research, and, yes, we let the stupids proliferate on our campuses already to keep the party going. All students on pain of expulsion must pretend the pidgins are smart. Competency is overrated."

31064   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:52pm  

Zelensky: "Do the Jesuits still have those guys that got Hitler out after WWII, and can the U boats make it to the Florida estate? Curious minds want to know. The blackmail files all fit on a nice USB drive these days, no heavy file vaults." It's looking a lot like a partition Christmas.

31065   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:57pm  

So much for the lebensraum Israeli Blitzkrieg. Guess those elite beach condos and port facilities for the new Red Sea canal for the stolen gas fields will have to wait. If the Israelis can't earn their keep, they won't have their homeland lease renewed. They are just another high maintenance fair weather friend. The land pirate banksters will want a divorce and account harvesting.

31066   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:06pm  

Hey, it works for lawn gophers. Surf's up. Or, is it surf's down. I'm confused.

31067   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:10pm  

Not to mention the social services and 'recovery' facilities inevitably become bribed part of the cartel drug distribution system, and the big money infiltrates the local politicians and they become cartel bitches. Nice little feedback cycle there, parading under the mantle of compassion and social justice, as usual usual.

31068   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:30pm  

And, you didn't think the KMaf Nazis were real Nazis? Lebensraum and RedSeaCanalsraum uber alles! The stolen gas fields of Gaza should about cover the costs with 450 billion left over at least. Just gotta mow down all the people in the way.

31070   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 10:53pm  

That's what happens when you don't put your dynastic child through enough Project Monarch Illuminati torture and Multiple Personality fracture training. Spare the rod, spoil the psychopathic spawn.

31072   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:10am  

31073   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:14am  

31074   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:22am  

Oh, look. Ron DeSantis sponsor NWO Jeb Nazi. Even he's bored by Kerry's assertion fallacies. Their motto "Convince Them of Green, They Starve".

31075   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:24am  

Massive Satanic Inversion lying contest. Kerry is ahead by a head.

31076   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:47am  

Moloch High Priest masked as Bibi continues to gather flesh and souls. "If only Israel and Palestine had but a single neck, the harvesting of account holders would be so much easier! This Illuminati Hegelian polarity shit gets kind of annoying."

31077   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:50am  

Have the Rothschild Messiahs deemed the Israeli account holders ripe for harvest again?

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