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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,369,068 views  35,946 comments

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31059   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:15pm  

Transgender? I thought it was still Fag Orgy Day in the Church?

31060   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:17pm  

Always glad to hear from one of IHLlary's Monarch multiple personalities: "I remember sadly how many of my close friends and political acquaintances have died from climate change over the years. Don't make me climate change you."

31061   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:20pm  

Don't know what the fuss is all about skin shade. Shiny green scales and red eyes are shiny green scales and red eyes.

31062   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:40pm  

If you have to have another actor taking the place of the brain dead original, the least you could ask for is a stand up Senate comedian.

31063   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:44pm  

"We have demonstrated that critical race theory and affirmative action policies are safe and effective ways for megalomaniac world tyrants to destroy and undermine countries without repercussions under Satanic Inversion lies of social justice. We expect to be richly rewarded for our research, and, yes, we let the stupids proliferate on our campuses already to keep the party going. All students on pain of expulsion must pretend the pidgins are smart. Competency is overrated."

31064   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:52pm  

Zelensky: "Do the Jesuits still have those guys that got Hitler out after WWII, and can the U boats make it to the Florida estate? Curious minds want to know. The blackmail files all fit on a nice USB drive these days, no heavy file vaults." It's looking a lot like a partition Christmas.

31065   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 3:57pm  

So much for the lebensraum Israeli Blitzkrieg. Guess those elite beach condos and port facilities for the new Red Sea canal for the stolen gas fields will have to wait. If the Israelis can't earn their keep, they won't have their homeland lease renewed. They are just another high maintenance fair weather friend. The land pirate banksters will want a divorce and account harvesting.

31066   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:06pm  

Hey, it works for lawn gophers. Surf's up. Or, is it surf's down. I'm confused.

31067   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:10pm  

Not to mention the social services and 'recovery' facilities inevitably become bribed part of the cartel drug distribution system, and the big money infiltrates the local politicians and they become cartel bitches. Nice little feedback cycle there, parading under the mantle of compassion and social justice, as usual usual.

31068   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 4:30pm  

And, you didn't think the KMaf Nazis were real Nazis? Lebensraum and RedSeaCanalsraum uber alles! The stolen gas fields of Gaza should about cover the costs with 450 billion left over at least. Just gotta mow down all the people in the way.

31070   Ceffer   2023 Dec 4, 10:53pm  

That's what happens when you don't put your dynastic child through enough Project Monarch Illuminati torture and Multiple Personality fracture training. Spare the rod, spoil the psychopathic spawn.

31072   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:10am  

31073   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:14am  

31074   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:22am  

Oh, look. Ron DeSantis sponsor NWO Jeb Nazi. Even he's bored by Kerry's assertion fallacies. Their motto "Convince Them of Green, They Starve".

31075   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 9:24am  

Massive Satanic Inversion lying contest. Kerry is ahead by a head.

31076   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:47am  

Moloch High Priest masked as Bibi continues to gather flesh and souls. "If only Israel and Palestine had but a single neck, the harvesting of account holders would be so much easier! This Illuminati Hegelian polarity shit gets kind of annoying."

31077   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:50am  

Have the Rothschild Messiahs deemed the Israeli account holders ripe for harvest again?

31078   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:53am  

Starting to claim 'ignorance' as a defense? How often does that work for the red shoe club? Hugh Hefner's cub ignorant?

31079   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 11:59am  

Gangsters always paid ahead of other account holder harvestees. Screw the law, the confidence scheme collapses around them last.

31080   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 2:37pm  

31093   Ceffer   2023 Dec 5, 10:37pm  

It was the only truthful thing he said at the conference.

31094   Ceffer   2023 Dec 6, 10:57am  

When are these 'green' conferences (Freeze and Starve Measures Designed For Failure) going to have a farting contest between the Pope (desecrated Eucharist farts), Kerry (Skull &Bones farts), Al Gore (Vodka farts), Biden (Silicon farts) and Hollywood Stiff Actors (Adrenochrome farts)?
31097   Ceffer   2023 Dec 6, 11:30am  

The High Moloch Priest wearing the Bibi mask smiles. "No account holder shall escape my sword or my pyre!"

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