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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,073,375 views  41,374 comments

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32434   Ceffer   2024 Jan 9, 4:01pm  

The sad demise of turning the New Yorker into Mockingbird toilet paper.

32435   Ceffer   2024 Jan 9, 4:05pm  

An extremist sect, and, you know, the kids wanted to know what that certain blood product felt like. Blood analysis of the mattress(es)? It'll never reach the light of day.

32436   Ceffer   2024 Jan 9, 4:12pm  

Looks like a trial run of Big Mike's body double/masked avatar? I don't recall Big Mike being anything but pedestrian in mentality. All that tranny shit takes up a lot more time than conventional makeup. Big Mike also looks a lot less refined than this. It's always the eyes. Lotta human survival cortex in assessing the eyes of others, so the mad maskers just cannot make a different person wearing a mask have the same eyes.


32437   Ceffer   2024 Jan 9, 6:09pm  

Miami alien event with usual influencers, crisis actors and grainy vids in spite of every cell phone these days having hi def. "I have never seen 200 cops show up for anything ever." So, the question is, why did they want that many cops off the beat and at that location? Easy, they are pulling some kind of heist or operation and they ran a script to every cop communication device to show up at this site. They don't want inconvenient police around while they are doing it. Our Masonic buddies probably pulled the gig with their police guild loyals.
Will Miami be the location of a false flag or mini nuke?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1744269612894617886
32438   Tenpoundbass   2024 Jan 9, 6:48pm  

It was Obama's sons terrorizing the mall, the cops were called. That was the story one day. The next my Daughter was asking me about the Aliens in Miami.
Then I couldn't find the original story that I saw a day or two earlier, to show her.
32439   Tenpoundbass   2024 Jan 9, 6:51pm  

Finally I asked her does she realize how stupid it sounds to believe that there was 10 foot tall aliens in public area in 2024, and there isn't one single photo or video of them? What were the people who saw it? Morons, who couldn't use a phone. People whip out their phones when entre at The Cheese Cake Factory arrives, you telling me, they couldn't be bothered for Mankind historical first?

Theatre for the morons.
32440   DemocratsAreTotallyFucked   2024 Jan 9, 7:19pm  

Tenpoundbass says

Finally I asked her does she realize how stupid it sounds to believe that there was 10 foot tall aliens in public area in 2024, and there isn't one single photo or video of them? What were the people who saw it? Morons, who couldn't use a phone. People whip out their phones when entre at The Cheese Cake Factory arrives, you telling me, they couldn't be bothered for Mankind historical first?

Theatre for the morons.


The Deep State has malware installed on all our phones. Has pattern recognition to detect photos/videos of known aliens of the Galactic Concord! It then deletes them.

Don'tcha know?
32441   Ceffer   2024 Jan 9, 7:58pm  

Trump shows them the boomerang switcheroo. The entirely corrupt judges of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC are appraised that their decision will ping every surviving ex Precedent. Stare Decisis that, Batman. Trump cracks me up.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/41710
32455   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 1:07pm  

Yeah, we kind of figured they were psychopaths. It's a Psychopath's Ball.
https://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=234878
"Criminality in the White House: The Rise of the Political Psychopath

Posted By: NightSky
Date: Wednesday, 10-Jan-2024 11:56:44
www.rumormill.news/234878

I'm leery of anyone above Mayor, and a lot of Mayors!

~NightSky

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By John W. Whitehead and Nisha Whitehead

“When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal.”—Richard Nixon

Many years ago, a newspaper headline asked the question: “What’s the difference between a politician and a psychopath?”

The answer, then and now, remains the same: None.

There is no difference between psychopaths and politicians.

Nor is there much of a difference between the havoc wreaked on innocent lives by uncaring, unfeeling, selfish, irresponsible, parasitic criminals and elected officials who lie to their constituents, trade political favors for campaign contributions, turn a blind eye to the wishes of the electorate, cheat taxpayers out of hard-earned dollars, favor the corporate elite, entrench the military industrial complex, and spare little thought for the impact their thoughtless actions and hastily passed legislation might have on defenseless citizens.

Psychopaths and politicians both have a tendency to be selfish, callous, remorseless users of others, irresponsible, pathological liars, glib, con artists, lacking in remorse and shallow.

Charismatic politicians, like criminal psychopaths, exhibit a failure to accept responsibility for their actions, have a high sense of self-worth, are chronically unstable, have socially deviant lifestyles, need constant stimulation, have parasitic lifestyles and possess unrealistic goals.

It doesn’t matter whether you’re talking about Democrats or Republicans.

Political psychopaths are all largely cut from the same pathological cloth, brimming with seemingly easy charm and boasting calculating minds. Such leaders eventually create pathocracies: totalitarian societies bent on power, control, and destruction of both freedom in general and those who exercise their freedoms.

Once psychopaths gain power, the result is usually some form of totalitarian government or a pathocracy. “At that point, the government operates against the interests of its own people except for favoring certain groups,” author James G. Long notes. “We are currently witnessing deliberate polarizations of American citizens, illegal actions, and massive and needless acquisition of debt. This is typical of psychopathic systems, and very similar things happened in the Soviet Union as it overextended and collapsed.”

In other words, electing a psychopath to public office is tantamount to national hara-kiri, the ritualized act of self-annihilation, self-destruction and suicide. It signals the demise of democratic government and lays the groundwork for a totalitarian regime that is legalistic, militaristic, inflexible, intolerant and inhuman.

Incredibly, despite clear evidence of the damage that has already been inflicted on our nation and its citizens by a psychopathic government, voters continue to elect psychopaths to positions of power and influence.

Indeed, a study from Southern Methodist University found that Washington, DC—our nation’s capital and the seat of power for our so-called representatives—ranks highest on the list of regions that are populated by psychopaths.

According to investigative journalist Zack Beauchamp, “In 2012, a group of psychologists evaluated every President from Washington to Bush II using ‘psychopathy trait estimates derived from personality data completed by historical experts on each president.’ They found that presidents tended to have the psychopath’s characteristic fearlessness and low anxiety levels — traits that appear to help Presidents, but also might cause them to make reckless decisions that hurt other people’s lives.”

The willingness to prioritize power above all else, including the welfare of their fellow human beings, ruthlessness, callousness and an utter lack of conscience are among the defining traits of the sociopath.

When our own government no longer sees us as human beings with dignity and worth but as things to be manipulated, maneuvered, mined for data, manhandled by police, conned into believing it has our best interests at heart, mistreated, jailed if we dare step out of line, and then punished unjustly without remorse—all the while refusing to own up to its failings—we are no longer operating under a constitutional republic.

Instead, what we are experiencing is a pathocracy: tyranny at the hands of a psychopathic government, which “operates against the interests of its own people except for favoring certain groups.”

Worse, psychopathology is not confined to those in high positions of government. It can spread like a virus among the populace. As an academic study into pathocracy concluded, “[T]yranny does not flourish because perpetuators are helpless and ignorant of their actions. It flourishes because they actively identify with those who promote vicious acts as virtuous.”

People don’t simply line up and salute. It is through one’s own personal identification with a given leader, party or social order that they become agents of good or evil.

Much depends on how leaders “cultivate a sense of identification with their followers,” says Professor Alex Haslam. “I mean one pretty obvious thing is that leaders talk about ‘we’ rather than ‘I,’ and actually what leadership is about is cultivating this sense of shared identity about ‘we-ness’ and then getting people to want to act in terms of that ‘we-ness,’ to promote our collective interests. . . . [We] is the single word that has increased in the inaugural addresses over the last century . . . and the other one is ‘America.’”

The goal of the modern corporate state is obvious: to promote, cultivate, and embed a sense of shared identification among its citizens. To this end, “we the people” have become “we the police state.”

We are fast becoming slaves in thrall to a faceless, nameless, bureaucratic totalitarian government machine that relentlessly erodes our freedoms through countless laws, statutes, and prohibitions.

Any resistance to such regimes depends on the strength of opinions in the minds of those who choose to fight back. What this means is that we the citizenry must be very careful that we are not manipulated into marching in lockstep with an oppressive regime.

Writing for ThinkProgress, Beauchamp suggests that “one of the best cures to bad leaders may very well be political democracy.”

But what does this really mean in practical terms?

It means holding politicians accountable for their actions and the actions of their staff using every available means at our disposal: through investigative journalism (what used to be referred to as the Fourth Estate) that enlightens and informs, through whistleblower complaints that expose corruption, through lawsuits that challenge misconduct, and through protests and mass political action that remind the powers-that-be that “we the people” are the ones that call the shots.

Remember, education precedes action. Citizens need to the do the hard work of educating themselves about what the government is doing and how to hold it accountable. Don’t allow yourselves to exist exclusively in an echo chamber that is restricted to views with which you agree. Expose yourself to multiple media sources, independent and mainstream, and think for yourself.

For that matter, no matter what your political leanings might be, don’t allow your partisan bias to trump the principles that serve as the basis for our constitutional republic. As Beauchamp notes, “A system that actually holds people accountable to the broader conscience of society may be one of the best ways to keep conscienceless people in check.”

That said, if we allow the ballot box to become our only means of pushing back against the police state, the battle is already lost.

Resistance will require a citizenry willing to be active at the local level.

Yet if you wait to act until the SWAT team is crashing through your door, until your name is placed on a terror watch list, until you are reported for such outlawed activities as collecting rainwater or letting your children play outside unsupervised, then it will be too late.

This much I know: we are not faceless numbers.

We are not cogs in the machine.

As I make clear in my book Battlefield America: The War on the American People and in its fictional counterpart The Erik Blair Diaries, we are not slaves.

We are human beings, and for the moment, we have the opportunity to remain free—that is, if we tirelessly advocate for our rights and resist at every turn attempts by the government to place us in chains.

The Founders understood that our freedoms do not flow from the government. They were not given to us only to be taken away by the will of the State. They are inherently ours. In the same way, the government’s appointed purpose is not to threaten or undermine our freedoms, but to safeguard them.

Until we can get back to this way of thinking, until we can remind our fellow Americans what it really means to be free, and until we can stand firm in the face of threats to our freedoms, we will continue to be treated like slaves in thrall to a bureaucratic police state run by political psychopaths."
32457   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 1:23pm  

Fake actor Hunter had a hi def closeup, and you could see he was wearing weird contacts to make his eyes 'Hunter blue'. You can see by the actor's bearing and the way he stands up and walks away he is some military guy. Are people really fooled by this bullshit? Guess so. Distraction action.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/117091
32459   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 1:28pm  

LOL! More 'Hunter Actor' foo.


32460   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 1:40pm  

Knives sharpened for the hard core Kabbalists. It's amazing how fast you can clean your house with an Alakemite Adrenochrome/cocaine speedball, and feel refreshed and youthful afterward. Was it always about the drugs? The honorific of the human sacrifices?

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/117096

Of course, the disgraced ADL has to chime in with the usual oxymoron of admitting it while denying it and invoking the Romulan Cloaking Shields, and, yes, I am sure the same thing happens in the cellars of the Vatican and Bohemian Grove and many other demonic venues. Damage control is a bitch. Looks like the youngsters in the parish were a little too eager to experiment with the 'old ways'. "Want us to stick around, we need a taste."

32462   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 2:10pm  

Has the Soros Fecal Impaction and printing press diploma apparatchik met its carrying capacity? "Couldn't you just have waited awhile before going corruption supernova? Guess we need a way of conferring selective forebrain activity. Call MKUltra and Tavistock to start working on that. Maybe a nice brain implant would do the trick, with some selective drug therapy."

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/41719
32463   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 2:22pm  

Gee, another NASA movie. Why don't they just show them zipping out in the UFOs? They are purposely constraining the public imagination to archaic technologies and stunted science. The real physics went underground and deep classified, as you would have expected from a bunch of Nazis. That's what Hitler did in WWII.

32464   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 2:33pm  

When you are so eager at spitting venom pointedly at the populace with the Soros Fecal Impaction appointees, but they are such morons, they can't even follow the script. There are occasional executive decisions that have to be made in situ. If the army are a bunch of toady dolts, you've got a logjam, not an army.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/41739
32465   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 2:33pm  

The ongoing distraction with the Biden Dead Actors Bobbsey Twins, taking the predictable fake justice 'slow walk to nowhere'.

https://t.me/gatewaypunditofficial/41741
32467   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 3:32pm  

AmericanKulak says





Snow White looks like a Frida who woulda been pegged and preggered by 15. Gal Gadot is, well, gorgeous.
32470   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 3:55pm  

CNN Mockingbird following instructions to maintain the Dead Hunter Actor distraction charade.

https://t.me/davidavocadowolfe/117134
32472   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 4:01pm  

"Guess what, Arny? We have a near miraculous blood product drug and stem cells that can work miracles. Just a drop of your blood and signature on this parchment, and we'll have it to you by morning! You'll be doing handstands on the lawn again!"

32473   Ceffer   2024 Jan 10, 4:04pm  

Amazing what transformations you can make on 200 pounds of intestines and 250 pounds of cellulite.

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