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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,027,108 views  40,233 comments

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3425   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 14, 10:08pm  

Can't Webcam Girls Learn to Code?

3433   HeadSet   2019 Nov 15, 6:53am  

That above meme about "can't investigate the murder" seem to apply more to to people going after Trump for daring to ask Ukraine to look into Crowdstrike. And Biden's obvious play for pay is still being brushed aside.
3434   HeadSet   2019 Nov 15, 7:15am  

Let me fix it for you:

"I don't care about what pay-for-play Biden had going with his son, I just care about stopping any investigation into it. After all, that may branch into investigations into the rest of us who made big bank or had offspring make big bank after we ourselves got into politics."
3435   Patrick   2019 Nov 15, 7:46am  

I'm starting to think Trump really is a master of 4D chess. He knew there might be leakers on his call, so when he mentioned investigating Biden's corruption to the Ukrainian PM, he correctly calculated it was a no-win for Democrats to talk about it.

If there were no leakers, fine. If there were leakers, also fine because it points out Biden's corruption in a big way.

Trump cannot possibly be so lucky as to have survived all these attacks by Democrats by accident. He's playing on their muddled thinking, and that muddled thinking is a result of insane levels of Democratic hate.

Democrats need to realize that they have a big problem with hate-addiction. Hate is a drug which is rotting their brains.

The answer is obvious: drop the hate, drop the tranny bathrooms, and actually DO something for the middle and lower classes who are being devastated by globalization.
3436   WookieMan   2019 Nov 15, 8:08am  

Joefour20 says
Bribery is bribery and it's an impeachable offense. " I need a favor though", Trump already sunk himself.

So? We ask foreign governments for stuff all the time. Is this a joke? Let's throw Bush, Clinton, Obama & Carter in jail tomorrow then.
3438   Tenpoundbass   2019 Nov 15, 8:29am  

A little Bird told me Marcus committed a crime, he doesn't get to know who told me that.
And if he inquires who the informant is, it's because he wants to know how the press found out.

Welcome to Leftist Justice.
3439   Bd6r   2019 Nov 15, 9:51am  

Patrick says
I'm starting to think Trump really is a master of 4D chess. He knew there might be leakers on his call, so when he mentioned investigating Biden's corruption to the Ukrainian PM, he correctly calculated it was a no-win for Democrats to talk about it.

You're an insufferable optimist, @Patrick. A simpler explanation (which is correct scientifically unless the more complex one has solid proof) is that

Patrick says
Democrats need to realize that they have a big problem with hate-addiction. Hate is a drug which is rotting their brains.

Democrats are so blinded by hate that they act stupid.
Please see

www.youtube.com/embed/VXOFHr6tGMQ
- Coulter makes very good points as to why Trump is not playing even two-dimensional chess.
3441   HeadSet   2019 Nov 15, 12:13pm  

Democrats are so blinded by hate that they act stupid.

Also fear. Lots of it. Those who cashed in on their elected office are getting nervous about Biden being exposed in his pay-to-play. Thus, this phony impeachment show in order to block examination of Biden, Crowdstrike, and the Hillary campaign Ukraine collusion.
3445   socal2   2019 Nov 15, 7:41pm  

marcus says
Tolerating Trump is an act of hatred so far beyond my comprehension that I can not even begin to describe it. I really mean that.


Wow. Hyperbolic much?

I'm not a hater and am going to proudly pull the lever for him next year.
3446   NDrLoR   2019 Nov 15, 8:18pm  

jazz_music says
Be prepared for backlash
of the cultural Marxists.
3447   NDrLoR   2019 Nov 15, 8:21pm  

marcus says
hate
is what the left describes as any kind of disagreement the right has about the left's promotion of its cultural Marxist nonsense.
3448   Onvacation   2019 Nov 15, 8:21pm  

Whoa!

The difference between the typical conservative is that they think the liberal is confused, while the typical liberal thinks the conservative is racist, misogynist, stupid, and evil.

There is an extra vitriol against Trump. He used to be known as a pimp. Or a reality show clown. It's commonly agreed that he is a hyperbolic, exaggerating, narcissist. His supporters believe that he is for America first.

Nobody believed that Hillary was for America first.

And that's why, unless some dark horse democrat charges forward, Trump will be your president for the next five years.
3453   Bd6r   2019 Nov 16, 7:17am  

@NoCoupForYou,

I'm not watching news too much these days because I have to vomit hearing about ORANGEMANBAD 24/7, but I suspect these days the election interference has seamlessly moved from Russia to Ukraine. I wonder what is next after this one bombs? Poland? Gotta be a Slavic country since all them damned Slavs are shifty according to our Progressive left.

NoCoupForYou says
3454   Onvacation   2019 Nov 16, 7:35am  

jazz_music says
Sticks and stones don’t nullify the real world when you are not a follower

Who are you following? Who is your Demo in the race?

You can't JUST be against Trump, you gotta be for someone.
3457   Bd6r   2019 Nov 16, 1:18pm  

3458   Bd6r   2019 Nov 16, 1:18pm  

3459   Bd6r   2019 Nov 16, 1:19pm  

3460   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 16, 1:22pm  

Ugh, why do POC Leftist/Hijabi types always make that "I's may not knows 4x5=20, or your Whiteness Science, but Let me tell you sumpthin' 'bout muh wisdom" face?

No wonder wife beating is legal in the Middle East and Africa.

We must reimpose Cultural Nationalism - a midpoint between Ethno-nationalism and Civic-nationalism, as the official policy of the US Government and all state Institutions from K12 to State Universities.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_nationalism
3462   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Nov 16, 3:26pm  

"I'm not an Ayatollah Bot, I'm from New Zealand, a native Maori oppressed by White Christians!"

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