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marcus says

Impeachment Inquiry Canceled After 5 Episodes Due To Low Ratings

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The exciting new TV show Impeachment Inquiry was poised to take the ratings by storm, promising to eclipse all the other shows in its time slot. But the show will be canceled after one season, like a lot of bad TV shows and also Firefly.

After just five rocky episodes that failed to deliver any major plot twists, producers pulled the plug on the impeachment inquiry due to lack of viewers.

"The showrunners promised all these big bombshells, shocking twists, and startling revelations, but they weren't able to deliver," said one reviewer writing in Hollywood Reporter. "When there are so many better options out there---rewatching The Office, checking out The Good Place, staring at paint as it slowly dries---why would people tune into this tepid, uninspired mess?"

22% of Americans said they were disappointed with the show so far, while 78% said, "Impeachment hearings are going on?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings

This Thanksgiving, I am grateful that our first lady doesn't have a penis.

Ask Democrats that, all we been hearing for last 4 years.

marcus says

marcus says

America was driving around mumbling to itself, talking nonsense that had nothing to do with a Lincoln MKS?

Word to your Mama!

When your lackeys have no faith in you, they look at you like this...

Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes.

WookieMan says

Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes.

Many of the old guard celebrities such as Davey are afraid they will get mewtooed by the raging leftoid fugly harridans because they are still not senile enough to have forgotten that they grabbed a pussy or two a the height of their fame, like every rich and famous type-A man does throughout his life. So they become old, realize they are frail and start virtue signaling in front of the SJWs out of fear they will lose part of their retirement in expensive lawsuits and an abrupt end to their career. They hope appeasement works but it never does. Traitors.