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3739   Bd6r   2019 Nov 27, 5:33pm  

Impeachment Inquiry Canceled After 5 Episodes Due To Low Ratings

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The exciting new TV show Impeachment Inquiry was poised to take the ratings by storm, promising to eclipse all the other shows in its time slot. But the show will be canceled after one season, like a lot of bad TV shows and also Firefly.

After just five rocky episodes that failed to deliver any major plot twists, producers pulled the plug on the impeachment inquiry due to lack of viewers.

"The showrunners promised all these big bombshells, shocking twists, and startling revelations, but they weren't able to deliver," said one reviewer writing in Hollywood Reporter. "When there are so many better options out there---rewatching The Office, checking out The Good Place, staring at paint as it slowly dries---why would people tune into this tepid, uninspired mess?"

22% of Americans said they were disappointed with the show so far, while 78% said, "Impeachment hearings are going on?"

https://babylonbee.com/news/impeachment-inquiry-canceled-after-5-episodes-due-to-low-ratings
3741   Booger   2019 Nov 27, 5:50pm  

This Thanksgiving, I am grateful that our first lady doesn't have a penis.
3747   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2019 Nov 28, 7:39pm  

Ask Democrats that, all we been hearing for last 4 years.

marcus says
3754   Bd6r   2019 Nov 30, 2:38pm  

3755   Bd6r   2019 Nov 30, 2:39pm  

3760   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 2, 10:55am  

marcus says


America was driving around mumbling to itself, talking nonsense that had nothing to do with a Lincoln MKS?
3761   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 2, 12:18pm  

Word to your Mama!

3762   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 2, 12:40pm  

When your lackeys have no faith in you, they look at you like this...

3763   WookieMan   2019 Dec 2, 12:45pm  

Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes.
3765   mell   2019 Dec 2, 2:35pm  

WookieMan says
Lol! Stutter much Davey? Absolute proof the left sucks wang at memes.


Many of the old guard celebrities such as Davey are afraid they will get mewtooed by the raging leftoid fugly harridans because they are still not senile enough to have forgotten that they grabbed a pussy or two a the height of their fame, like every rich and famous type-A man does throughout his life. So they become old, realize they are frail and start virtue signaling in front of the SJWs out of fear they will lose part of their retirement in expensive lawsuits and an abrupt end to their career. They hope appeasement works but it never does. Traitors.
3768   Bd6r   2019 Dec 3, 5:28pm  

3770   Onvacation   2019 Dec 3, 7:55pm  

marcus says

Reductio absurdum.

Further proof that those effected with TDS are brainwashed dupes of the system.

People that didn't believe the Warren Report (Report on JFK's assassination for the historically forgetful) were labeled "Conspiracy Theorists". People who noticed the holes in the 9/11 story (2 airplanes, 3 buildings, longest burning building fire in history with evidence of incendiaries and explosives) were derogatorily called "Truthers". Now people who wonder how the Biden's and all of the other politically connected families got so filthy rich are called "Flat Earthers".

Drain the swamp already.
3771   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 3, 8:34pm  

marcus says
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I guess it makes sense if you're retarded



Is that Vince young? He scored a 7 on the wonderlic.

I dont know what you meme means. Why wont you discuss facts and specifics Marcus?
3772   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 3, 9:53pm  

jazz_music says


What the hell happened to the Amazing Randi?

Oh wait, that's handsy-grabsy infidelity Letterman, lecturing us about honestly and integrity.

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