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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,101,442 views  42,024 comments

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38196   Onvacation   2024 Jun 28, 11:03am  

charlie303 says

Ceffer says

how is one to un-WOO the WOO?

Assume it is all bs. Wait 6-12 months. When absolutely nothing happens know it was bs.


We've been waiting for the woo to be true for a long time. "Trust the plan!" We are about to find out. The next six months before the inauguration will be interesting.

Feels more like an elaborate charade is slowly being exposed than a working system of government selecting its next leader.
38197   Ceffer   2024 Jun 28, 11:11am  

Onvacation says


Feels more like an elaborate charade is slowly being exposed than a working system of government selecting its next leader.

Supposedly both the 'sides' have warring computer strategies changing data feeds from day to day, hour to hour, to game the outputs. Also, it appears to be a contest of timeline wars with the demon worshipers held thrall by their holy dates, numbers and astrologies. They can be disrupted from their religion. They fear timeline alterations and negative karma. They also clearly fear awakening and perception in the slave populace (thus the great decortication and lobotomy tactics).

It's a subtle but relentless game. Society consists of thousands and thousands of spinning plates on sticks for nominal stability. Whoever has 'power' holds the spinning plates hostage. Recklessly taking down one spinning plate out of spite and causing the rest of the plates to fall isn't indicated.

Or, one would hopium.
38199   DOGEWontAmountToShit   2024 Jun 28, 5:38pm  

Biden 2.0. Brought to you by The Femenists!

38201   Ceffer   2024 Jun 29, 12:09am  

Another friendly reminder that ALL GREEN MEASURES ARE DESIGNED TO FAIL. If they worked, the Rockefellers would have assassinated the principals already and put the tech into slumber.

https://t.me/greatreject/62958
38203   Ceffer   2024 Jun 29, 12:28am  

Those frisky Satanists. The snake from the Garden of Eden announcing his conquest of Earth.



https://t.me/greatreject/63020
38205   Ceffer   2024 Jun 29, 2:32am  

https://file.wikileaks.org/file/

"Shared this month ago, but a friend sent me this tonight.

ICYMI:

Wikileaks just dumped all of their files online. Everything from Hillary Clinton's emails, McCain's being guilty, Vegas shooting done by an FBI sniper, Steve Jobs HIV letter, PedoPodesta, Afghanistan, Syria, Iran, Bilderberg, CIA agents arrested for rape, WHO pandemic. Happy Digging! Here you go, please read and pass it on..... https://file.wikileaks.org/file/... These are Clinton’s emails: https://file.wikileaks.org/file/clinton-emails/

Index file! https://file.wikileaks.org/file/

Send to everyone you can as fast as you can! 😎"
38206   Ceffer   2024 Jun 29, 2:44am  

Prolly would just wind up being another body double avatar.

38207   Ceffer   2024 Jun 29, 2:53am  

From the Woo, but it makes sense. The debate seemed a programmed execution of their Biden Actor character.

https://t.me/qthestormrider777/22101
38218   Booger   2024 Jun 29, 5:06pm  

DemocratsAreTotallyFucked says






ERECTION INTENSIFYING!!!
38227   Ceffer   2024 Jun 30, 1:24pm  

CIA Nancy Actress Avatar didn't have the brains or the grit to pull of this caper by her lonesome. She was being directed, of course. No patriot should ever step onto the grounds of the foreign occupied foreign city state of Washington DC. They exposed that the unholy Vatican Reliquary is demon ground.

https://t.me/tribunalsandexecutions/467200
38228   Ceffer   2024 Jun 30, 1:32pm  

More demonology rundowns from the Globalist garbage scows.

https://t.me/tribunalsandexecutions/467237
"• Mayo Clinic Deletes Page That Admits Hydroxychloroquine Can Be Used to Treat Covid.
• Dr. Peter Glidden, BS, ND Blows the Whistle on Chemotherapy: A 12 year study was conducted of adults with cancer from all over the world that were treated with chemotherapy. The results were published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology. Results: 97% of the time chemotherapy does not work!
• Wed. 19 June 2024 Infant Formula: In a study published last month, researchers looked at samples from 20 formulas made by well-known American and international brands and found that six out of 20 formulas tested positive for five types of toxic heavy metals, including lead and aluminum. Even more alarming is that infant formula has tested positive for Cronobacter. In May 2024, the FDA sounded the alarm on the Crecelac Infant Powdered Goat Milk Infant Formula, after tests revealed it was contaminated with Cronobacter, which can lead to life-threatening infections like sepsis and meningitis. https://expose-news.com/2024/06/18/several-infant-formula-brands-are-contaminated/
• Johnson and Johnson Agrees to Pay $700 Million to Settle an Investigation on Causing Cancer.
• Speaking from the WEF's annual Davos summit, Bill Gates excitedly announces all the new vaccines he has up his sleeve, ready to foist upon the world: "We will have new vaccines... We need to make them have longer duration, more coverage, and we're gonna change—instead of using a needle—to use a little patch. The pandemic really highlighted that we've been underinvested in those innovations."
• HUNDREDS of Muslims Die During This Year’s Hajj Pilgrimage in Saudi Arabia Under Mysterious Circumstances: https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/06/hundreds-muslims-die-during-this-years-hajj-pilgrimage/
• CANCER has been routinely induced by VACCINES since 1960: https://www.newstarget.com/2024-06-20-cancer-has-been-induced-by-vaccines-since-1960.html
• Japan: Billions of Dying Vaxxed Have Dementia: https://beforeitsnews.com/alternative/2024/06/japan-billions-of-dying-vaxxed-have-dementia-perpetrators-must-be-punished-video-3815944.html
• Game Theory News: The DoD cannot account for the amount of funding they have provided Chinese research laboratories for research related to enhancing pathogens with pandemic potential over the last 10 years, according to new IG report.
• Dr. Naomi Wolf: I’m in insane Oregon where I just learned that people have been told to take down their birdfeeders so that the birds don’t congregate. Bird flu is the reason. They are social distancing the birds.
• Bill Gates Launches ‘Maggot Milk’ to Feed General Public. https://slaynews.com/news/bill-gates-launches-maggot-milk-feed-general-public/
• Four additional states will follow Kansas’s lead by filing large-scale lawsuits against pharmaceutical giant Pfizer. These states allege that the company misled the public regarding the safety and efficacy of its COVID-19 vaccine.
• Finland becomes first country to start offering bird flu vaccines to humans.
• Australian Gov’t Hid Evidence That mRNA Particles Infect Brain, Liver & Ovaries With Disease.
• The WHO is now calling for urgent action on a new dangerous strain of monkeypox.
• FDA Issues Warning for Over 300 Canned Coffee Brands Due to Fatal Poisoning Risk."
38229   Ceffer   2024 Jun 30, 1:37pm  

The SCOTUS stuff under the ground fog of distractions. The NutSacklers didn't bribe hard enough, they are still prey to the class action wolf pack over their Opium Wars.

"JUNE 21-28 SCOTUS Decisions
∗ 6-3: SCOTUS allows government to "pressure" social media to remove "harmful misinformation." Challenge "lacks standing."
Yesterday, in a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rendered its decision in Murthy v. Missouri where Justice Amy Coney Barrett said, “Neither the individual nor the state plaintiffs have established Article III standing to seek an injunction against any defendant” meaning that, there is no stopping the government’s censorship regime while the case proceeds at the lower court in Louisiana.
∗ The US Supreme Court on Thursday rejected Purdue Pharma’s $6 billion opioids settlement immunizing the Sackler family, which controlled the drugmaker, from future litigation.
In a 5-4 ruling, the judges agreed with the Justice Department which argued that the Sacklers, who earned tens of billions of dollars flooding the country with highly addictive opioids, should not gain sweeping legal protection in the controversial deal.
The court held that “the bankruptcy code does not authorize this kind of order,” with the majority opinion written by Neil Gorsuch and joined by Clarence Thomas, Samuel Alito, Amy Coney Barrett and Ketanji Brown Jackson.
Brett Kavanaugh, Chief Justice John Roberts, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan dissented, in a case where judges defied conservative-liberal fault lines. https://insiderpaper.com/us-supreme-court-rejects-opioid-settlement-that-shields-sackler-family/#google_vignette
∗ The US Supreme Court on Thursday said a tribunal system used by the Securities and Exchange Commission, Wall Street’s government watchdog and rule enforcer, was unconstitutional in a major victory for pro-business conservatives.
In a 6-3 vote, the justices upheld a decision by a deeply conservative federal appeals court that ruled in favor of plaintiff George Jarkesy, the founder of an investment fund who had been fined $300,000 for securities fraud and ordered to repay $685,000 in “illicit gains.” https://insiderpaper.com/us-supreme-court-strips-sec-of-key-enforcement-power/
∗ U.S. Supreme Court allows emergency abortions in Idaho for now, confirming the validity of a premature and temporary publishing on the court’s website yesterday.
∗ SCOTUS overturns SCOTUS Overturns Massive Number of J6 Convictions! 💥💥
The ruling that the government could not use a provision of the 2002 Sarbanes-Oxley Act against Fischer and other J6 defendants. This is a major win for those who trespassed at the Capitol on January 6, 2021 and a major win for President Trump!!!
Supreme Court Ruling on J6 - Fisher v. USA https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/23pdf/23-5572_l6hn.pdf
∗ SCOTUS is working in July 2024...makes another abrupt schedule change! 💥💥
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/supreme-court-makes-another-abrupt-schedule-change/ar-BB1p0SuA?pc=U531
∗ SCOTUS overturned Chevron Doctrine!
It held that when the laws that Congress writes are ambiguous, courts should defer to federal agencies' interpretation, as long as it's reasonable.
Federal bureaucrats won't have the final say to overstep their authority on a variety of issues related "climate change", the economy, workplace safety, telecom, and finance and more! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/the-supreme-court-weakens-federal-regulators-overturning-decades-old-chevron-decision/ar-BB1p4dCM?pc=U531
∗ SCOTUS rejects Bannon’s bid to avoid prison sentence on contempt of Congress charges.
∗ PRESIDENT TRUMP'S IMMUNITY CASE RULING IS DUE ON MONDAY 7/1/2024! 💥 💥 https://www.reuters.com/legal/trumps-immunity-ruling-due-monday-us-supreme-court-announces-end-term-2024-06-28/"
38230   Ceffer   2024 Jun 30, 1:43pm  

The minimalist Clinton Body Count never gets old. Of course, they are Rockefeller cousins and they have access to the Rockefeller assassin militias.

"The Clinton’s & very suspicious deaths — 121 deaths (57 from their inner circle).

▪️ Name: Shawn Lucas
Association: Claimed DNC rigged election (Hillary)
Death: mystery
▪️ Name: Carlos Ghighliotti
Association: Investigating Waco with ties to Clinton
Death: Sitting at desk-badly decomposed
▪️ Name: James McDougal
Association: Former bussiness partner to Bill Clinton and set to testify against Clintons
Death: Cardiac arrest in prison
▪️Name: Charles Meissner
Association: Asst.U.S Secretary of commerce under Bill Clinton
Death: Plain crash
▪️Name: Victor Thorn
Association: Authored books against Clintons
Death: “Committed suicide” on 54th b-day
▪️Name: Charles Ruff
Association: Clinton’s Attorney
Death: Found unconscious outside his shower
▪️Name: Stanley Huggins
Association: Investigating Clinton’s involvement of Madison Guarantee associated with James McDougal
Death: Viral Pneumonia before his findings could be released.
▪️Name: Charles Miller
Association: Created WH Big Brother database for Clintons
Death: “Suicide” by gun in shallow pit (police suspect murder)
▪️Name: Johnny Lawhorn
Association: Discovered large check made out to Bill Clinton
Death: Car accident (suspicious)
▪️Name: Eric Butera
Association: Informant and set to testify against Clintons
Death: Beaten to death
▪️Name: John Ashe
Association: scheduled to testify, could indict Clintons
Death: “crushed throat” before he could testify.
▪️ Clinton’s bodyguard deaths:
Major William Barkley
Cap. Scott Reynolds
Sgt. Bryan Hanley
Sgt. Tim Sabel
Mayor Ge. William Robertson
Col. William Densberger
Col. Robert Kelly
Spec. Gary Rhodes
Steve Willis
Robert Williams
Conway LeBleu
Todd McKeehan
▪️ Had Info on IVES/HENRY case:
Keith Coney — accident
Keith McMaskie — stabbed
Gregory Collins — gunshot
Jeff Rhodes — shot & mutilated
James Milan — decapitated
Jordan Kettleson — shot to death
Richard Winters — roberry/murder
▪️ Name: Susan Coleman
Association: Had affair with Bill Clinton & was pregnant
Death: Gunshot to back of head, ruled as suicide
▪️ Name: Lt. Gen David McCloud
Association: Dir. Joint Chiefs of Staff Clinton
Death: Plain crash (unknown reason)
▪️ Name: Seth Rich
Association: DNC Staffer
Death: “Robbery murder” after Wikileaks
▪️ Name: Daniel Dutko
Association: DNC fundraising & finance
Death: Head injuries (mountain bike)
▪️ Name: Mary Mahoney
Association: WH Intern friends with Monica Lewinsky
Death: “Robbery murder” during Paula Jones lawsuit blamed on someone else who swear innocent
▪️ Name: Barbara Wise
Association: Reporter, worked on “Clinton’s chronicles”, investigating drug smuggling while Bill was AR Gov.
Death: “Heart attack”, suspicious since she just discovered new incriminating evidence
▪️ Name: Ambassador Stevens
Association: Ambassador to Libya, knew too much
Death: left alone to be massacred
▪️ Name: Jim Wilhite
Association: Vice Chairman of ARKLA (Ron Miller) under Clinton
Death: One man skiing accident on family vacation
▪️ Name: Gareth Williams
Association: M16 Spy, hacked data on Bill Clinton
Death: Found padlocked in duffel bag in his bathtub
▪️ Name: Kathy Ferguson & Bill Shelton
Association: Set to testify in Paula Jones lawsuit
Death: 2 separate suicides (highly suspect)
▪️ Name: Croatian Investigator
Association: Investigating Ron Brown plane crash
Death: Bullet to head
▪️ Name: Jerry Parks
Association: Head Security for Bill Clinton in Arkansas
Death: Shot with semiautomatic handgun through rear of car; told family he feared for his life; said the Clintons were cleaning house.

The Clintons Suicide Hot Line Is Now Open 1-886-EPS-TEIN-24-7.

t.me/WikiLeaksOrganisation"

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