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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,084,051 views  41,429 comments

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4087   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 19, 11:37am  

Emergency Scumbag

4092   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 19, 7:17pm  

marcus says
Compelling argument. Especially your presentation of facts. Breaking apart Dems so called "facts." I'm speechless. Totally ruined my celebration.

You forgot to mention about how "the democrats have wanted to impeach Trump since the beginning. " Don't feel bad though. As I said, extremely compelling.

Republican definition of integrity: Always remember, it's not whether you cheat, but only whether you get caught or not.


You are incapable of an adult, fact based debate arent you?

At least admit it
4094   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 19, 7:27pm  

Looks like the Left is now stealing the Cat meme. Took them like a year.
4095   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 20, 2:06am  

marcus says
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The best defense they can come up with for Trumps abuse of power is, "I know you are but what am I."
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No. The best excuse is it's all made up, just more fake news.
4096   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 20, 7:41am  

I love this whole thing. The Democrats and the Media are stripping for each other and shreiking "Oh YEAH!" and all anybody sees is their wizened, flabby body with Grey Pubic Hair, trying not to barf and hoping they get off the stage.

The only people buying the PeachMints are Hard Left Travellers.
4100   CBOEtrader   2019 Dec 20, 8:04am  

marcus says
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CBOEtrader says
The best excuse is it's all made up, just more fake news


THen Trump should go ahead and let the people the Dems want to testify under oath do so, and they should release all the documents too. But we both know that for some reason they wont


What witness or documents specifically? I dont think you know what you are talking about, and I certainly cant translate ambiguous comments. Please be specific

You see Marcus, in a fair society, we dont waste resources trying to prove a crime with no evidence. That is tyrannical.

So, I would expect the Senate to do their duty and give the House report its basic respect, before rejecting the process as a sham w no evidence. Afterwards you and the brainwashed left will call this obstruction because you didnt get your way. The mainstream lying left will create hour long fake news reports decrying it all as unfair and urging #resistance.
4101   Onvacation   2019 Dec 20, 9:36am  

marcus says
let the people the Dems want to testify under oath do so,

Let's let Hunter testify.
4102   Onvacation   2019 Dec 20, 9:39am  

JerryR says
Marcus knows this is an Impeachment not a criminal trial. Some here have a problem understanding that there is a difference

Most trials and former impeachments had a crime...
4105   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 20, 1:56pm  

JerryR says


It's the 6'3" blue eyed blonde German from Ohio originally named Fuchs, who turned Mexico fully over to the Cartels.

"I drove Pepsi Trucks"

Yep, as a senior executive trying to break a strike for a few days. His family owned lots of warehou$es and truck$. He hates tariffs and borders and high wages.

Democrats: Allied with the Mexican Plutocracy against the American Working Class.
4109   WookieMan   2019 Dec 20, 5:02pm  

marcus says
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This one is true. I can't stand religion.
4110   Bd6r   2019 Dec 20, 5:17pm  

4111   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 20, 7:25pm  

marcus says
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Everytime you make this kind of boring argument, I'm gonna post these:






The Bible also says kill male homosexuals, so I guess you hope Christians get a law passed for that, too.
4115   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 21, 1:17pm  

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A Donald_Trump Presi-den-cy!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two Scoops of Ice Cream and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-sy

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three Years of Winning, Two Scoops of Ice Cream and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-sy

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 401K's booming, Three Years of Winning, Two Scoops of Ice Cream and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-cy.

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On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Sixth Branch Called Space Force, Nooooooo Hilllllllllaryyyyyyyyyy!! 401K's Booming, Three Years of Winning, Two Scoops of Ice Cream, and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-cy.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. Seven Days O'Tweeting, Sixth Branch Called Space Force, Nooooooo Hillllllllaryyyyyyyyy!! 401K's Booming, Three Years of Winning, Two Scoops of Ice Cream, and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-cy.

On the eight day of Christmas my true love gave to me..... Eight Years of MAGA, Seven Days O'Tweeting, Sixth Branch Called Space Force, Nooooooo Hilllllllllaryyyyyyyyy!! 401K's Booming, Three Years of Winning, Two Scoops of Ice Cream, and a Donald_Trump Presi-den-cy.
4118   MisdemeanorRebel   2019 Dec 22, 9:09am  

Yep, the Red-Green Alliance.

Looks like the hard Left has decided they need more immigration since they were "Betrayed" by the White Working Class, and they're going to nominate some Hard Left Lady.

It's wonderful. When defeated, the Left has a hissy fit and makes themselves more unelectable. Never stop an enemy from making mistakes.
4122   Tenpoundbass   2019 Dec 22, 4:11pm  

marcus says


Marcus I think you've dumbed down the Liberal base so much, they wouldn't get that joke if it grew a fist and punched them in the face.

Standing Ovation!

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