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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,044,207 views  40,595 comments

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5404   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 15, 8:40am  

Lefts memes are so TDS laden, I feel bad for those poor losers on the left briefly every time I see one.
5405   WookieMan   2020 Mar 15, 8:59am  

marcus says
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On a serious note, do people not see the branding of this virus? It's pretty obvious in this meme. Almost any TV news story uses that virus image when talking about this. Why is that? https://www.shutterstock.com/search/Virus

There are plenty of other options out there for graphics. My local NBC, ABC and CBS affiliates all use the same image (I don't watch FOX and don't have cable). Just seems really weird.
5406   Onvacation   2020 Mar 15, 9:20am  

marcus says
Race is truly irrelevant. And the writing is on the wall as to whites ultimately being just another minority, although in my view Latin Americans are more or less "white."

Can't you see how racist your statement is?
5407   Onvacation   2020 Mar 15, 9:21am  

marcus says
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Make America great again. DJT
You didn't build that. BHO
5408   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 15, 9:55am  

Even the holdouts that have still been coming to me saying... "Well come on now, why is Trump so mean, why did he insult CNN, why does Trump lie all the time, Trump is going down he will be impeached."

Even those guys are now starting to tell the truth. Fucking with Trump to remove Trump, they were all in on, and all for it. They all knew damn fucking well there's been two sets of rules, the one for Trump and his supporters then Hillary voters. They reveled in the privilege of feeling untouchable, they could slap me and break an egg over my head, they would not get damn thing happen to them.
Now they see their Useful Idiot Blind Stupidty of willing to shit all over our constitution for their TEAM, is dangerous. They all now know, they may damn well lose their jobs, be homeless, starve, do without basic necessities, and lose the bulk of every penny in their 401K.

And do you know what Marcus? They aren't saying Orange man is Bad. They are dropping the fucking charades and calling it for what it is. Now the Establishment is fucking with their Shit.

My Sister's Husband and I have been the only Pro Trump supporters in the family. The rest of the family frowned upon us discussing Trumps wins and victories in the group text. They get irate they hate hearing about it, they want to hear that Trump was removed in handcuffs. Guess what flyboy? Yesterday they were all blowing up the group text, about how this is the biggest sham ever perpetrated in History. They aren't fucking stupid, they know if the flu isn't a WHO pandemic, then this shouldn't be. They realize more than 50% of our cases happened in a group home, they know the only person in our family in danger is our Mom in an ALF, which they put on lock down yesterday..

Eveyone at the store the last two days, staring at empty shelves that needed shit paper for NOW, not because of the hype. Were all saying this is the Democrats, Liberals and the Establishment's fault. They aren't blaming Trump in the least bit.
Trump will end up being their Hero.
The People are going to drop the Zeros. I have to thank the Democrats for flushing the toilet, they were stinking up the joint.

The Democrat party is toast.
5410   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 15, 11:59am  

marcus says
Your fantasy life never ceases to amaze me. I'm not blaming Trump for what's happening, but I am clearly observing his recent displays incompetence. At least he's doing the right thing now.


Americans will chose their 401K and their Jobs over the Democrats in 2020. That much I will guarantee.
1 month ago, everyone was employed and saw opportunity for advancement. Now everything is in doubt, and they are scared, they know who to blame. And they aren't thinking Trump is incompetent, they are wondering why Barr hasn't indicted anyone yet.
5411   WookieMan   2020 Mar 15, 12:04pm  

marcus says
It will be interesting to see the creative arguments the dimbulbs come up with to argue that what we saw last week in Italy with doctors having to choose which people to let die, and what we saw before that with China clamping down on 16 million people to slow CV down, that that wasn't enough reason to enact these social distancing measures in urban areas for at least a while.

Hmmm... Let's shut down productive people for a disease that kills the unproductive? I have friends and family that could and likely will die from this. We're killing more people with this reaction and there will be no way to quantify it. I applaud Mark Cuban for his efforts and concerns for the common stadium employees, but that's not going to be the case country wide.

People ain't getting paid. Electricity will be cut off. They won't get food. Desperation sets in. I'd like to see a month to month suicide rate graph this time next year. It's going to spike. This is a complete and utter overreaction. It's frankly scary how easily people are spooked. Very few things kill healthy people including the fat ones under the age of 50. Pure stupidity to save some older dysfunctional people that likely have been kept alive by big pharma drugs at everyone else's expense....
5413   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 15, 1:18pm  

marcus says
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Has to be a Trump supproter



I hope he takes a loss on it.

Soon all the people with large freezers will be done buying up the meat. And the asshole resellers will have garages full of stuff they can't sell.


Has to be a liberal welfare queen. Who else sells toilet paper for cash instead of going to work. Typical CNN type.
5414   CBOEtrader   2020 Mar 15, 2:32pm  

marcus says
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It's amazing you could post something this stupid w pride. Have you no intellectual integrity?
5415   socal2   2020 Mar 15, 3:36pm  

Mexico really is going to pay for the wall!
5419   richwicks   2020 Mar 19, 1:36am  

marcus says
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Find out how "Russia hacked our election" yet?
Find that "Russian collusion" yet?
Notice he did the one thing that Obama was elected to do, but didn't? He hasn't lied us into another war yet. Obama did with Libya and Syria, and you know about Iraq.

I'm not even really a Trump supporter, but he's a vast improvement over the last 4 pieces of garbage we had as meat puppet presidents. At least he has exposed a ton of corruption in our media, intelligence agencies, and both parties.
5426   Onvacation   2020 Mar 22, 9:18am  

marcus says
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Did you do this TDS comic yourself?
5427   RC2006   2020 Mar 22, 9:21am  

marcus says
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Whats most retarded about this post is that this goes for most if not all politicians, you really think democrats are not doing the same if not more?
5428   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Mar 22, 9:22am  

marcus says
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So he got what he wanted, closed border. Now spell winning
5429   Onvacation   2020 Mar 22, 9:44am  

Fortwaynemobile says
marcus says
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So he got what he wanted, closed border. Now spell winning

And Mexico is paying for it!
5430   WookieMan   2020 Mar 22, 9:54am  

marcus says
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Fatigue is a symptom. Maybe you'll get your wish and we'll have Pence....

Not defending him necessarily. He brags about only sleeping 4 hours, so he's opened himself up to criticism for sure. But I don't think the guy is getting much sleep if any right now. This is worldwide, so it's not just during our US hours that info is coming in and he might need to react. This would be a difficult time for any POTUS and I'd hesitate to criticize them being tired. You've got other things you can criticize if you want. This really isn't a good one is what I'm getting at.
5432   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 22, 12:28pm  

marcus says

Well there's two kind of people in the world. People you can count on to help you get things done, and people you shouldn't pay no mind to.
Trump is surrounded by both groups right now.
5433   Patrick   2020 Mar 22, 12:31pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Bingo, two Democrats and a Republican, all sucking Wall Street cock while the middle of the country dies from globalization.
5437   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Mar 22, 5:49pm  

WookieMan says
This really isn't a good one is what I'm getting at.


Anything, anything, something. We're Capital H History and we're supposed to be inevitable, but he's scaring us that our narrative (which comes entirely from the Mainstream Media without the least skepticism whatsoever) isn't correct.
5438   Tenpoundbass   2020 Mar 22, 6:28pm  

Teaching Class in 2020...
"Don't forget to hit that like button and subscribe..."
5441   GlobalRoamer   2020 Mar 22, 9:07pm  

Stop The Liberals From Giving Away My Money

Is it my fault a large portion of the population didn't save a dime for a rainy day?

Why are we going to give away BILLIONS in free money to these people? They are unemployed now - because of government inaction - so they should get their unemployment benefits (they rightfully paid for them!) And that is it.

Why do I have to pay for them? Because I saved my money for a rainy day? What crazy fuck thinks it is OK to just give my money away because the stock market is crashing. Fuck the stock market investors. It was their choice to gamble their money away. If they were too stupid (or greedy ) to see this crash coming then they should lose their investments. I sold my funny money stocks 7 weeks ago.

We need to kick these liberal scammers out of office. We can't have Universal Basic Income. Trump, Pence - they have to go!
5442   WookieMan   2020 Mar 23, 7:43am  

GlobalRoamer says
We need to kick these liberal scammers out of office. We can't have Universal Basic Income. Trump, Pence - they have to go!

@Patrick - Bot. It's one thing to post memes in multiple relevant threads, but this makes no sense in this thread. It's not arguing against anything being discussed here. Just a rant. Posted the exact same thing in another thread.

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