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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm
marcus says
Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
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Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:40am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:40am
Onvacation says
When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.
When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:42am
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 7:42am
marcus says
So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
Hahaha. Good point. It's also true that the flu isn't hamburgers, which would have been an only slightly less intelligent comment.
So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
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RWSGFY
2020 Apr 3, 2:26pm
RWSGFY
2020 Apr 3, 2:26pm
Tenpoundbass says
Fun fact: George Soros was born in 1930. WWII started in 1939 when he was 9 and ended in 1945 when he was 15. Which makes him an evil child at best. Very efficient evil child, I give him that, since his native Hungary was under Nazi occupation for less than 1 year from March 1944 till Feb 1945, but he still managed to "turn hundreds of Jews over to the Nazis".
Fun fact: George Soros was born in 1930. WWII started in 1939 when he was 9 and ended in 1945 when he was 15. Which makes him an evil child at best. Very efficient evil child, I give him that, since his native Hungary was under Nazi occupation for less than 1 year from March 1944 till Feb 1945, but he still managed to "turn hundreds of Jews over to the Nazis".
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 4:20pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 4:20pm
marcus says
Let me answer your question with a question: Do you think Hospitals don't use refrigerator trucks to take bodies to morgues and funeral parlors?
Is there some freezer Hearse they normally use instead?
If this hospital was getting truly slammed beyond belief, why did the wall to wall coverage disappear a few days ago? They can't clear a hospital of cases in a few hours or a few days.
I'm not suggesting staged, I'm suggesting exaggeration and creative presentation:
www.youtube.com/embed/cgm3_jzcNm4
Do you think that hospitals in NY renting refrigerator trucks becasue their morgue ran out of room is theater and a lie ? Perhaps set up by Soros ?
Let me answer your question with a question: Do you think Hospitals don't use refrigerator trucks to take bodies to morgues and funeral parlors?
Is there some freezer Hearse they normally use instead?
If this hospital was getting truly slammed beyond belief, why did the wall to wall coverage disappear a few days ago? They can't clear a hospital of cases in a few hours or a few days.
I'm not suggesting staged, I'm suggesting exaggeration and creative presentation:
www.youtube.com/embed/cgm3_jzcNm4
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MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 4:37pm
MisdemeanorRebel
2020 Apr 3, 4:37pm
This is the swamp: Senior Execs and Admins kept on at full pay, after begging and getting a bailout that was supposed to stop layoffs and furloughs.
Hey Marcus, why aren't California Teachers being furloughed? Why do Teachers and Admins never have Skin in the Game? No wonder they don't care about the economy.
Hey Marcus, why aren't California Teachers being furloughed? Why do Teachers and Admins never have Skin in the Game? No wonder they don't care about the economy.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 6, 12:21pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 6, 12:21pm
marcus says
Now who did Trump hate, that patriots also hate? That's right! Lying Liberal scumbags, trying to turn America into some ass fucked jihad commie gay endocrine camp.
Finally Marcus is posting the truth.
Now who did Trump hate, that patriots also hate? That's right! Lying Liberal scumbags, trying to turn America into some ass fucked jihad commie gay endocrine camp.
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Onvacation
2020 Apr 7, 5:24pm
Onvacation
2020 Apr 7, 5:24pm
I was wondering why all of the reporters in the press briefings were separated.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 7, 7:56pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 7, 7:56pm
Marcus: Yawn
Post 9519 through 9524, that's some funny shit. (Wiping tears from my eyes)
Post 9519 through 9524, that's some funny shit. (Wiping tears from my eyes)
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Onvacation
2020 Apr 9, 9:32am
Onvacation
2020 Apr 9, 9:32am
marcus says
What is the biggest most blatant, not hyperbole or bragging, lie Trump ever told?
Not expecting a cogent answer.
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Faces of Trump
What is the biggest most blatant, not hyperbole or bragging, lie Trump ever told?
Not expecting a cogent answer.
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FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Apr 9, 10:39am
FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut
2020 Apr 9, 10:39am
Marcus I think you'll never understand why left can't meme, too much TDS there.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 9, 11:05am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Apr 9, 11:05am
FortWayneIndiana says
Especially when you consider the guy standing on the plane is Chuck Todd talking about Trump.
Marcus I think you'll never understand why left can't meme, too much TDS there.
Especially when you consider the guy standing on the plane is Chuck Todd talking about Trump.
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richwicks
2020 Apr 9, 12:04pm
richwicks
2020 Apr 9, 12:04pm
marcus says
Antifa are fascists, they aren't anti-fascists.
They oppose freedom of speech for one thing. That's a basic requirement to expose corruption within the government. I wish some of these people who claimed to be "antifascists" knew something about fascism. The Constitution of the United States is actually anti-fascist. That's why the 2nd amendment is right after the 1st, and antifa wants to ban both.
They are, I think, what would be known as "useful idiots".
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@TPB is this better ?
Antifa are fascists, they aren't anti-fascists.
They oppose freedom of speech for one thing. That's a basic requirement to expose corruption within the government. I wish some of these people who claimed to be "antifascists" knew something about fascism. The Constitution of the United States is actually anti-fascist. That's why the 2nd amendment is right after the 1st, and antifa wants to ban both.
They are, I think, what would be known as "useful idiots".
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Onvacation
2020 Apr 9, 1:02pm
Onvacation
2020 Apr 9, 1:02pm
marcus says
That is why America chose Trump over Hillary.
Trump was not ideal but the alternative was Hillary. Trump is still not ideal, but Biden? Seriously?
Once again America will be asked to vote against the person they dislike.
the difference between things a lying huckster scamming you gain power, versus a true potential leader, that actually has a real world view of problems and potential solutions.
That is why America chose Trump over Hillary.
Trump was not ideal but the alternative was Hillary. Trump is still not ideal, but Biden? Seriously?
Once again America will be asked to vote against the person they dislike.
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