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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   2,690,533 views  38,418 comments

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5574   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2020 Apr 2, 12:20pm  

marcus says
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File under "the left can't meme"




Yep pretty much, left is bad at this.
5575   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 2, 12:44pm  

marcus says
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Because Flu cases are usually distributed broadly across the year, and not concentrated during this thing called... well, "Flu Season", roughly every Winter.
5576   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 3, 6:00am  

marcus says


Ya Dat eist Gud
5578   Onvacation   2020 Apr 3, 7:25am  

marcus says
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And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.
5579   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 7:40am  

Onvacation says
And next summer they will go back to being climate scientists.


When they aren't explaining why years of 700-1000 ng/ml of Testosterone during puberty confers no advantage to M2F Competitive Athletes, because feelings and self-perception
5580   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 7:42am  

marcus says
Hahaha. Good point. It's also true that the flu isn't hamburgers, which would have been an only slightly less intelligent comment.


So Marcus, "Flu Season" doesn't exist and people don't get nagged to get the latest Flu Vaccine every Fall?
5581   HeadSet   2020 Apr 3, 8:00am  

marcus says
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This man needs to expand beyond just having Democrat facebook friends.
5585   RWSGFY   2020 Apr 3, 2:26pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Fun fact: George Soros was born in 1930. WWII started in 1939 when he was 9 and ended in 1945 when he was 15. Which makes him an evil child at best. Very efficient evil child, I give him that, since his native Hungary was under Nazi occupation for less than 1 year from March 1944 till Feb 1945, but he still managed to "turn hundreds of Jews over to the Nazis".
5586   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 4:20pm  

marcus says
Do you think that hospitals in NY renting refrigerator trucks becasue their morgue ran out of room is theater and a lie ? Perhaps set up by Soros ?


Let me answer your question with a question: Do you think Hospitals don't use refrigerator trucks to take bodies to morgues and funeral parlors?

Is there some freezer Hearse they normally use instead?

If this hospital was getting truly slammed beyond belief, why did the wall to wall coverage disappear a few days ago? They can't clear a hospital of cases in a few hours or a few days.

I'm not suggesting staged, I'm suggesting exaggeration and creative presentation:

www.youtube.com/embed/cgm3_jzcNm4
5587   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 3, 4:37pm  

This is the swamp: Senior Execs and Admins kept on at full pay, after begging and getting a bailout that was supposed to stop layoffs and furloughs.



Hey Marcus, why aren't California Teachers being furloughed? Why do Teachers and Admins never have Skin in the Game? No wonder they don't care about the economy.
5592   CBOEtrader   2020 Apr 5, 10:20pm  

marcus says
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The essence of tds
5593   Onvacation   2020 Apr 6, 7:11am  

marcus says
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Bullshit! Biden will never be elected.
5595   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 6, 12:21pm  

marcus says
Finally Marcus is posting the truth.
Now who did Trump hate, that patriots also hate? That's right! Lying Liberal scumbags, trying to turn America into some ass fucked jihad commie gay endocrine camp.
5596   clambo   2020 Apr 6, 12:22pm  

We all hated Hillary
5603   Onvacation   2020 Apr 7, 5:24pm  

I was wondering why all of the reporters in the press briefings were separated.
5604   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 7, 7:56pm  

Marcus: Yawn
Post 9519 through 9524, that's some funny shit. (Wiping tears from my eyes)
5606   MisdemeanorRebel   2020 Apr 9, 12:05am  

TDS Exorcist, staring James Woods.

www.youtube.com/embed/8Ri1NV28Cqo
5607   Onvacation   2020 Apr 9, 9:32am  

marcus says
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Faces of Trump


What is the biggest most blatant, not hyperbole or bragging, lie Trump ever told?

Not expecting a cogent answer.
5608   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2020 Apr 9, 10:39am  

Marcus I think you'll never understand why left can't meme, too much TDS there.
5610   Tenpoundbass   2020 Apr 9, 11:05am  

FortWayneIndiana says
Marcus I think you'll never understand why left can't meme, too much TDS there.


Especially when you consider the guy standing on the plane is Chuck Todd talking about Trump.
5611   richwicks   2020 Apr 9, 12:04pm  

marcus says
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@TPB is this better ?




Antifa are fascists, they aren't anti-fascists.

They oppose freedom of speech for one thing. That's a basic requirement to expose corruption within the government. I wish some of these people who claimed to be "antifascists" knew something about fascism. The Constitution of the United States is actually anti-fascist. That's why the 2nd amendment is right after the 1st, and antifa wants to ban both.

They are, I think, what would be known as "useful idiots".
5612   Onvacation   2020 Apr 9, 1:02pm  

marcus says
the difference between things a lying huckster scamming you gain power, versus a true potential leader, that actually has a real world view of problems and potential solutions.

That is why America chose Trump over Hillary.

Trump was not ideal but the alternative was Hillary. Trump is still not ideal, but Biden? Seriously?

Once again America will be asked to vote against the person they dislike.
5613   richwicks   2020 Apr 9, 1:28pm  

marcus says
They oppose freedom of speech for one thing.


When the allies bombed Dresden, were they really asking them to speak up and have their say ?


The reason for WWII is mostly because Germany walked out of the Treaty of Versailles and refused to continue to make payments to the banking systems of Europe then they created their own currency, and there was the "German miracle". Before that, they were destitute.

Aggression against the Nazi regime had nothing to do with their human rights record, or restrictions on speech, or gun ownership. That was propaganda (remember - propaganda can be TRUE as well as false) to get people to fight against Germany on the behalf of banking interests.

Nazi Germany showed they didn't need oligarchs or the European banking system to thrive. As long as governments remain slaves to that system, the government can do whatever they like. The idea of human rights is a nice and noble one, but it's only an idea.

Both China and Russia are withdrawing from the Western banking system slowly, bit by bit. Iraq tried it, Libya tried it, Iran is doing it, partially.

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