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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 19, 4:16pm
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 19, 4:16pm
richwicks says
I'm a tenth grade drop out. Did trade work for ten years of my adult life. Did a Tile job for a Computer refurb company right as Windows 95 came out, and the guy talked me into taking half cash, and half in a computer set up.
I had no idea I would have knack for it that festered into an obsession to know every nook and cranny of Windows 95, NT, 2000, XP and I gave up on following the OS every minutia at that point. And had no idea I could comprehend complex Computer algorithms and could pick up any programming language I picked up the Documentation for.
As much as I surprised myself with my hidden talent, I was more surprised that 80% of every person I ever met that had a some form of Computer Science degree, had Zero applied knowledge, or the knack to comprehend how and where to apply their knowledge to solve problems. Most could pick code apart and tell you syntax errors fine. They just couldn't create a domain model and convert Software requirements to Code worth a fuck.
I'm so glad I chose a stem field. Should be pretty easy competition from here on out.
I'm a tenth grade drop out. Did trade work for ten years of my adult life. Did a Tile job for a Computer refurb company right as Windows 95 came out, and the guy talked me into taking half cash, and half in a computer set up.
I had no idea I would have knack for it that festered into an obsession to know every nook and cranny of Windows 95, NT, 2000, XP and I gave up on following the OS every minutia at that point. And had no idea I could comprehend complex Computer algorithms and could pick up any programming language I picked up the Documentation for.
As much as I surprised myself with my hidden talent, I was more surprised that 80% of every person I ever met that had a some form of Computer Science degree, had Zero applied knowledge, or the knack to comprehend how and where to apply their knowledge to solve problems. Most could pick code apart and tell you syntax errors fine. They just couldn't create a domain model and convert Software requirements to Code worth a fuck.
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Patrick
2020 Jun 19, 9:45pm
Patrick
2020 Jun 19, 9:45pm
rd6B says
Someone better explain to her right quick that:
1. she is fucking with next year's funding for the "inequality commission"
2. half the point of the "inequality commission" is to divide the public and get them all fighting each other
Sheesh.
Someone better explain to her right quick that:
1. she is fucking with next year's funding for the "inequality commission"
2. half the point of the "inequality commission" is to divide the public and get them all fighting each other
Sheesh.
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Onvacation
2020 Jun 21, 10:59am
Onvacation
2020 Jun 21, 10:59am
jazz_music says
@Jazz Excellent summary of the Resistance's (Vive la résistance) arguments against Trump!
Who says the left can't meme?
@Jazz Excellent summary of the Resistance's (Vive la résistance) arguments against Trump!
Who says the left can't meme?
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mell
2020 Jun 21, 9:30pm
Actually his explanation with the tie and the saluting made perfect sense. I have seen many people putting the other hand under the glass not to spill or stain the tie/shirt.
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mell
2020 Jun 21, 9:32pm
marcus says
This makes perfect sense as well as it is believed now that up to 20% have come in contact with CV and up to 40% are immune. You should only test those with symptoms and maybe those in direct contact if positive. It's no use testing too many. Waste of money and time.
This makes perfect sense as well as it is believed now that up to 20% have come in contact with CV and up to 40% are immune. You should only test those with symptoms and maybe those in direct contact if positive. It's no use testing too many. Waste of money and time.
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Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 22, 8:35am
Tenpoundbass
2020 Jun 22, 8:35am
marcus says
Liberals are so slow to miss when they are being mocked and ridiculed.
Remember when Jive Ass mother fucker sold wolf tickets to Flint Michigan to drink tainted poisonous water? Obama wanted Flint residents to drink it and get cancer and die and shut up. He even "PRETENDED" to drink the water.
www.youtube.com/embed/u2ZynkD3N_k
No way! OK let's do it Again!
Wow Youtube has scrubbed the speech. But they left this spin report, that spins that speech into a positive light. But you guys remember the wincing and disgust from the audience when I posted the original video couple of years back? Fucking dishonest scumbags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmCAod_UpE
Liberals are so slow to miss when they are being mocked and ridiculed.
Remember when Jive Ass mother fucker sold wolf tickets to Flint Michigan to drink tainted poisonous water? Obama wanted Flint residents to drink it and get cancer and die and shut up. He even "PRETENDED" to drink the water.
www.youtube.com/embed/u2ZynkD3N_k
No way! OK let's do it Again!
Wow Youtube has scrubbed the speech. But they left this spin report, that spins that speech into a positive light. But you guys remember the wincing and disgust from the audience when I posted the original video couple of years back? Fucking dishonest scumbags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQmCAod_UpE
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Bd6r
2020 Jun 22, 9:35am
Bd6r
2020 Jun 22, 9:35am
Asimov was pretty good predicting the book-burning and history-erasing actions of the current Left. Fahrenheit 451 seems like an Antifa dream come true.
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RC2006
2020 Jun 22, 10:00am
RC2006
2020 Jun 22, 10:00am
rd6B says
Yes, and in foundation absolute democracy causes civilization to crumble into nothing under the weight of to many wanting different things.
Asimov was pretty good predicting the book-burning and history-erasing actions of the current Left. Fahrenheit 451 seems like an Antifa dream come true.
Yes, and in foundation absolute democracy causes civilization to crumble into nothing under the weight of to many wanting different things.
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