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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,026,405 views  40,216 comments

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8432   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 3, 6:18am  

Booger says
Carload of illegal aliens get Tboned!


a red Ford Expedition carrying 28 people was T-boned on the driver’s side by a tractor-trailer — killing at least 15 people —


How in the hell do you fit 28 people in an Explorer. Hmmm, I bet it was full of unaccompanied minors. Really small minors, the Democrats are Sick fucking people.
8434   HeadSet   2021 Mar 3, 6:58am  

Tenpoundbass says
How in the hell do you fit 28 people in an Explorer.

Saw this kind of thing when I was in the Philippines:

8437   Patrick   2021 Mar 3, 8:17am  

HeadSet says
Saw this kind of thing when I was in the Philippines:


I went to Egypt in college, I took a bus from downtown Cairo out to Giza to see the pyramids. The interesting part is that the bus doesn't stop, it just slows down at the "stops". You have to jump on, and not everyone makes it. And the bus was packed like that picture from the Philippines, only not as colorful, all dusty and reeking of BO and diesel. Complete zoo of a situation, but seems to be their normal life.
8440   richwicks   2021 Mar 3, 11:40am  

just_passing_through says
Patrick says


The map! The picture! HAHAHAHA!


You know why Rachel Dolezal is hated - because she repeatedly did hate crime hoaxes. She wasn't just a simple liar, she's a criminal. She's fucking scum.
8441   SunnyvaleCA   2021 Mar 3, 11:41am  

Patrick says
I went to Egypt in college, I took a bus from downtown Cairo out to Giza to see the pyramids. The interesting part is that the bus doesn't stop, it just slows down at the "stops". You have to jump on, and not everyone makes it. And the bus was packed like that picture from the Philippines, only not as colorful, all dusty and reeking of BO and diesel. Complete zoo of a situation, but seems to be their normal life.
Many people in the US seem to not know how 1/2 the world's population lives. I was watching old Amazing Race seasons with a girlfriend... the episodes in India, Bangladesh, and various parts of South America and Africa were quite an eye opener to her. I was shocked not because of what was depicted, but because those countries allowed the filming to take place. Unfortunately, Biden is importing that here as quickly as he can.

The idiot "students" at prestigious universities seem to think it's great to have people from all over the world. They don't realize that these schools are extremely selective about who they allow in. How would the existing students who pay a fortune feel if their schools just announced that any person from anywhere in the world could attend for free if they could somehow manage to get to the campus.
8442   RC2006   2021 Mar 3, 12:01pm  

8445   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Mar 3, 4:56pm  

Tenpoundbass says



That’s very accurate. GOP has no dick.
8451   socal2   2021 Mar 4, 9:56am  

8452   Onvacation   2021 Mar 4, 8:34pm  

Biden's biggest rally to date!
8453   MisdemeanorRebel   2021 Mar 4, 9:42pm  

Blacks have 60% of all the STDs along with 51% of all Violent Crime despite being only 12.5% of the population.

Black Gays/Trans are even worse, something like 70% of all HIV/AIDS.
8455   Patrick   2021 Mar 4, 10:01pm  

Lol, that's brilliant.
8456   Patrick   2021 Mar 4, 10:22pm  

MisdemeanorRebel says
Black Gays/Trans are even worse, something like 70% of all HIV/AIDS.



So AIDS is racist!
8460   HeadSet   2021 Mar 5, 6:15am  

zzyzzx says

Why? Welfare has a well known payday. The recipients know it precisely, as do tobacco and liquor outlets, Walmart, taxi companies, and grocery stores.
8465   Tenpoundbass   2021 Mar 5, 4:40pm  

8466   Patrick   2021 Mar 5, 4:50pm  

Neanderthals had larger brains than modern humans do.

https://www.livescience.com/60481-how-neanderthals-got-such-large-brains.html
8470   SoTex   2021 Mar 5, 8:28pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Just finished up beers at a small work function - a co-worker from the bay area was in town. He looks almost exactly like the geico caveman. Same hair, beard, only needs a small modification to his nose and forehead and he could totally pull it off for Halloween.

Of course I didn't say anything but I've been wanting to be that guy for Halloween for ages. In a way, I was sort of jealous I couldn't like like that for one day.

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