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Patrick
2021 Apr 15, 4:52pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 15, 4:52pm
Good point.
No one should ever believe there is any limit to communism or fascism. They will take as much power as they can get and keep it as long as they can.
No one should ever believe there is any limit to communism or fascism. They will take as much power as they can get and keep it as long as they can.
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm
A satanist goes in a SATANIC MEAT MARKET
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains
The Satanist asks
how much are they
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound
The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains
The Satanist asks
how much are they
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound
The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference
The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm
Karma hard at work
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
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Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm
Tenpoundbass
2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm
6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm
A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"
The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
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Ceffer
2021 Apr 19, 11:45am
Ceffer
2021 Apr 19, 11:45am
HunterTits says
Is that Kamala's crack?
This particular breed of Sheeple is called The Dumbass Biden Voter:
Is that Kamala's crack?
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Patrick
2021 Apr 21, 11:44am
Patrick
2021 Apr 21, 11:44am
Lol, 14 more years.
"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."
"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."
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joshuatrio
2021 Apr 21, 12:23pm
joshuatrio
2021 Apr 21, 12:23pm
Patrick says
This is epic, he really made a mockery out of mask wearing. This is what it'll take to break down the stupidity we see. Counter stupidity with stupidity lol.
Just a bunch of muzzled idiots walking around like sheep.
Lol, 14 more years.
"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."
This is epic, he really made a mockery out of mask wearing. This is what it'll take to break down the stupidity we see. Counter stupidity with stupidity lol.
Just a bunch of muzzled idiots walking around like sheep.
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Patrick
2021 Apr 21, 4:46pm
Patrick
2021 Apr 21, 4:46pm
Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.
And there is no longer any balance, only one side is considered now. Everyone else is a "Nazi".
And there is no longer any balance, only one side is considered now. Everyone else is a "Nazi".
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Eric Holder
2021 Apr 21, 4:47pm
Eric Holder
2021 Apr 21, 4:47pm
Patrick says
Vermont starts to look very tempting as a place to relocate to.
Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.
Vermont starts to look very tempting as a place to relocate to.
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FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden
2021 Apr 21, 8:04pm
MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says
Someone actually went through the trouble of editing the prayer. That’s clever.
Someone actually went through the trouble of editing the prayer. That’s clever.
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