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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,030,332 views  40,254 comments

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8751   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 6:57pm  

A satanist goes in a SATANIC MEAT MARKET
He asks for a POUND of HUMAN BRAINS

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
what kind do you want
I got DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains
and CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN brains

The Satanist asks
how much are they

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVE brains are a BUCK a pound
and the DEMOCRAT ATHEIST brains are TWENTY THOUSAND per pound

The SATANIST asks
why such a big difference

The SATANIC BUTCHER says
do you know how many DEMOCRAT ATHEISTS it takes to make a POUND of BRAINS
8752   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:27pm  

Karma hard at work
Woman Finds Severed Finger in Driveway Next to Slashed Tires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIkKv-qPylk
8753   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 16, 7:33pm  

6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.
8754   Patrick   2021 Apr 16, 7:37pm  

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."
8755   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:42am  

8756   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:43am  

8757   Bd6r   2021 Apr 17, 9:43am  

8760   Patrick   2021 Apr 18, 6:12pm  

Lol, amazing!
8763   Patrick   2021 Apr 19, 11:39am  

I'm starting to really like Don Jr.
8764   Ceffer   2021 Apr 19, 11:45am  

HunterTits says
This particular breed of Sheeple is called The Dumbass Biden Voter:

Is that Kamala's crack?
8765   Onvacation   2021 Apr 19, 11:46am  

Patrick says
I'm starting to really like Don Jr.

A bit high strung, but a good guy, apparently.
8766   Onvacation   2021 Apr 19, 7:49pm  

‘WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, WE HAVE HAPPY ACCIDENTS'....
8769   Onvacation   2021 Apr 21, 11:39am  

JUST 14 MORE YEARS
8770   Patrick   2021 Apr 21, 11:44am  

Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."
8771   joshuatrio   2021 Apr 21, 12:23pm  

Patrick says
Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."


This is epic, he really made a mockery out of mask wearing. This is what it'll take to break down the stupidity we see. Counter stupidity with stupidity lol.

Just a bunch of muzzled idiots walking around like sheep.
8774   Patrick   2021 Apr 21, 4:46pm  

Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.

And there is no longer any balance, only one side is considered now. Everyone else is a "Nazi".
8775   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 21, 4:47pm  

Patrick says
Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.


Vermont starts to look very tempting as a place to relocate to.
8778   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Apr 21, 8:04pm  

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says


Someone actually went through the trouble of editing the prayer. That’s clever.
8779   richwicks   2021 Apr 21, 9:45pm  

HunterTits says


I live in California, and I approve of this message.
8780   HeadSet   2021 Apr 22, 6:36am  

New conspiracy based on above ice melt meme:

Trump and Co bought up land on the shores of what would be the "Bay of LA" and "Sea of O.C." Then Trump approved the Keystone pipeline, fracking, rescinded fuel mileage requirements, and even plotted to re-open coal fired power plants. Trump also wanted to increase cow herds for the methane, to be fed by cutting down entire forests for grazing land. Then just wait for the accelerated AGW to melt the glaciers and make his property oceanfront. Bonus getting rid of 55 Electoral votes that always go Dem.
8781   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 22, 7:35am  

richwicks says
HunterTits says


I live in California, and I approve of this message.


I live in East Bay on a hill and since my property will become a waterfront property if this comes true, I approve this message wholeheartedly.
8782   RWSGFY   2021 Apr 22, 7:37am  

Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):


8783   Onvacation   2021 Apr 22, 7:58am  

At the current rate of 1/8 inch per year, the 80 meter rise will take... a while.
8784   Eric Holder   2021 Apr 22, 10:25am  

HunterTits says
FuckCCP89 says
Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):




It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.


Damn. Hopes dashed.
8786   Patrick   2021 Apr 22, 12:42pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Vulva Lips latest portrait

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezi18oVXsAQ7Ia5?format=jpg&name=4096x4096


I don't get it. Probably something I don't know about recent news. I know that cop is being blamed for shooting a crazy black woman with a knife, but not exactly what the pink sweater or hands up mean. OK, that's LeBron, who has been threatening police with violence for doing their job, but why the sweater and hands up?
8787   Ceffer   2021 Apr 22, 12:52pm  

Khazarian Mafia set off underwater landslides that inundate the East and West Coasts because the mafia's political and military goals over world conquest are not adhered to, including New York, Los Angeles, and the low lying areas of San Francisco, completely eliminating these areas and washing them out to sea.

The remaining peoples of these states send thanks to the Khazarian Mafia.
8789   Tenpoundbass   2021 Apr 22, 1:42pm  

Tenpoundbass says
I don't get it.


Labron Tweeted out the cops picture and said "He's next!" then deleted it when he got his ass handed to him.
8790   rocketjoe79   2021 Apr 22, 1:50pm  

Eric Holder says
HunterTits says
FuckCCP89 says
Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):




It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.


Damn. Hopes dashed.


My Dad used to say the best thing for California would be to tow LA and SF out to sea and torpedo them. Impractical, but a nice sentiment.

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