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6 crew members were on a fishing boat, when the Captain came on deck asked if anyone knew how to pray.
One of the crew stepped forward, and said he was a Catholic and went to seminary school, and he indeed knew how to pray and would be proud to volunteer.
The Captain handed him a Bible, then informed the other members of the crew, they were talking on water and are bound to sink and there's only 5 life vests.

A priest and a rabbit walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll ya have?"

The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect."

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-commits-to-creating-25-more-racism-in-2021

https://babylonbee.com/news/facebook-blocks-story-that-says-we-werent-always-at-war-with-eastasia

Lol, amazing!

I'm starting to really like Don Jr.

HunterTits says

This particular breed of Sheeple is called The Dumbass Biden Voter:

Is that Kamala's crack?

Patrick says

I'm starting to really like Don Jr.

A bit high strung, but a good guy, apparently.

‘WE DON'T MAKE MISTAKES, WE HAVE HAPPY ACCIDENTS'....

JUST 14 MORE YEARS

Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."

Patrick says

Lol, 14 more years.

"Never question the government, keep watching CNN."

This is epic, he really made a mockery out of mask wearing. This is what it'll take to break down the stupidity we see. Counter stupidity with stupidity lol.

Just a bunch of muzzled idiots walking around like sheep.

Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.

And there is no longer any balance, only one side is considered now. Everyone else is a "Nazi".

Patrick says

Lol, justice is no longer blind, but extremely biased against white people.

Vermont starts to look very tempting as a place to relocate to.

MisdemeanorRebellionNoCoupForYou says

Someone actually went through the trouble of editing the prayer. That’s clever.

HunterTits says

I live in California, and I approve of this message.

New conspiracy based on above ice melt meme:

Trump and Co bought up land on the shores of what would be the "Bay of LA" and "Sea of O.C." Then Trump approved the Keystone pipeline, fracking, rescinded fuel mileage requirements, and even plotted to re-open coal fired power plants. Trump also wanted to increase cow herds for the methane, to be fed by cutting down entire forests for grazing land. Then just wait for the accelerated AGW to melt the glaciers and make his property oceanfront. Bonus getting rid of 55 Electoral votes that always go Dem.

richwicks says

HunterTits says

I live in California, and I approve of this message.

I live in East Bay on a hill and since my property will become a waterfront property if this comes true, I approve this message wholeheartedly.

Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):

At the current rate of 1/8 inch per year, the 80 meter rise will take... a while.

HunterTits says

FuckCCP89 says

Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):

It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.

Damn. Hopes dashed.

Vulva Lips latest portrait

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezi18oVXsAQ7Ia5?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Tenpoundbass says

Vulva Lips latest portrait

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ezi18oVXsAQ7Ia5?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

I don't get it. Probably something I don't know about recent news. I know that cop is being blamed for shooting a crazy black woman with a knife, but not exactly what the pink sweater or hands up mean. OK, that's LeBron, who has been threatening police with violence for doing their job, but why the sweater and hands up?

Khazarian Mafia set off underwater landslides that inundate the East and West Coasts because the mafia's political and military goals over world conquest are not adhered to, including New York, Los Angeles, and the low lying areas of San Francisco, completely eliminating these areas and washing them out to sea.

The remaining peoples of these states send thanks to the Khazarian Mafia.

Tenpoundbass says

I don't get it.

Labron Tweeted out the cops picture and said "He's next!" then deleted it when he got his ass handed to him.

Eric Holder says

HunterTits says

FuckCCP89 says

Looks beautiful (especially the "Ruins of Oakland"):

It won't be 80 meters. At most 15 or so.

Damn. Hopes dashed.

My Dad used to say the best thing for California would be to tow LA and SF out to sea and torpedo them. Impractical, but a nice sentiment.

They are epicenter of cancer.

HunterTits says

Thats good though since they are amongst the biggest leftoid propagandists and people won't pay for "news", let alone propaganda. Nobody will subscribe except for a few leftoids.