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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,031,358 views  40,256 comments

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8882   richwicks   2021 May 3, 8:16pm  

Patrick says
richwicks says
When HOMELAND Security came up I was DESPERATELY trying to get them to understand that was Nazi language


This was screamingly obvious to me as well, but I thought maybe it was just because I had studied German.


At 50, I'm kind of at the point where I feel like I tried. Maybe Americans just deserve their slavery. Should I still continue spending time trying to explain to short sighted sheep what is inevitable if they don't take a stand?

You want to know the REAL reason I didn't want kids? I rather expected this result. People are too brainwashed to save, and too stupid to be worth saving.
8884   RC2006   2021 May 4, 7:43am  

Black "teacher" mental case going off on Mexican cop.

She also called and filed complaint on officer.

https://youtu.be/xqJUoMeKqe8
8887   RWSGFY   2021 May 4, 8:05am  

RC2006 says
Black "teacher" mental case going off on Mexican cop.

She also called and filed complaint on officer.

https://youtu.be/xqJUoMeKqe8


She's doing a very good job raising her son to become the next Trayvon or Michael Brown.
8890   AmericanKulak   2021 May 4, 8:48pm  

RC2006 says
Black "teacher" mental case going off on Mexican cop.

She also called and filed complaint on officer.

https://youtu.be/xqJUoMeKqe8


Ho Lee Fuk. She called him a fuckin' rapist and a murderer, too.
8891   SoTex   2021 May 4, 9:14pm  

Yeah he should have arrested her for the night.
8892   mell   2021 May 4, 9:34pm  

The trifecta of womynx plus black (muh minoritay!) plus teacher directly maps to the trifecta of entitlement, inflated ego and victim mentality.
8895   Onvacation   2021 May 5, 7:50am  

Diddling minors is grounds for divorce.
8897   RC2006   2021 May 5, 11:49am  

First hitler is insulted now Palpatine with biden comparison. Biden couldn't even play a part in Cacoon 3 if it came out.
8899   Patrick   2021 May 6, 5:00pm  

Oh man, putting Michelle Obama's head on Biggus Dickus was an inspired move.
8903   Patrick   2021 May 7, 9:48am  

CIA Replaces Waterboarding With 12-Hour Lectures On Intersectional Feminism

https://babylonbee.com/video/56 (paywall)
8907   Patrick   2021 May 7, 10:49am  

RC2006 says
https://youtu.be/A6_M8Q2Ko8s


I wish they would make the point more clearly in that cartoon because there are definitely a lot of people who would not get the correlation between that cartoon guy's enslavement and his own purchases from Amazon.

We should all be boycotting Amazon.
8908   AmericanKulak   2021 May 7, 10:56pm  

The Solution to America's Problems.
8912   Bd6r   2021 May 8, 10:14am  

8913   Bd6r   2021 May 8, 10:14am  

8914   Bd6r   2021 May 8, 10:15am  

8915   Bd6r   2021 May 8, 10:16am  

8916   Bd6r   2021 May 8, 10:17am  

8918   SoTex   2021 May 9, 8:47pm  

8919   Patrick   2021 May 9, 10:41pm  

http://www.irishsavant.net/?p=523

London decides: We assess the candidates
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Today Britain’s capital city decides on its new Mayor. We assess the leading candidates


Mohammed bin Talni al-Khaled bin Suleiman bin Laden (Labour). Running under the catchy slogan “DEATH TO THE ENGLISH DEVILS” he has raced into a strong lead. His popularity is particularly high among the city’s huge Muslim community. “Myself, my five wives and twenty three children have all voted for him multiple times” enthused Bangladeshi immigrant Mahmud Sarkar, adding “this wasn’t easy given the distance between the welfare office and the voting booth”.


Tyrone Mulumbu (Conservative). Despite holding an early lead the Tory candidate has now fallen into second place. Experts attribute this to his running under the banner of “Vote for the only black in London who hasn’t been in jail” which they felt carried negative connotations. Yet he has strong support among the city’s black ‘community’ and conservative virtue-signalers despite espousing some policies that run counter to traditional Conservative values such as a five-year moratorium on arresting black murderers and free housing for all minorities.


Tristan Ponsonby-Peake (GLBTRTRSXTB Alliance). Now running a distant third but rising fast in the polls zer has been a colourful candidate, attracting favourable media coverage especially for zer’s advocacy of mandatory sex-change operations for school-goers. Zer’s motto of ‘they can change back if they don’t like it’ has resonated with London’s trendy and depraved voting cohort and zer’s victory cannot be ruled out even at this late stage.


Ezekiel Rappaport (Green-Marxist-Anarchist Liberation Front) Despite showing early promise his support has fallen substantially in recent weeks. Experts attribute this to his revised platform which calls for disbanding the Police, executing all Government Ministers, banning cars, trains, air travel, meat, smoking, fishing and cutting flowers.

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