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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,153,980 views  42,322 comments

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9620   Ceffer   2021 Jul 28, 11:12pm  

Biden's motorcade being greeted in Allentown PA:
9624   Tenpoundbass   2021 Jul 29, 9:52am  

Ceffer says


Makes me glad i have learned how to cook my favorite Chinese dishes so I don't have to go those commie institutions anymore.

All of the Chinese joints around me, still have plexiglass up at the door with a little square cut out. I'm not going to order food through a hole while I stand outside. it's why don't get food from a Roach Coach.

Another thing that got me thinking, my favorite Chinese place I used to frequent near my job, before Covid hit. The owner lady that ran the cash register told me her daughter was in Hong Kong, about the time the riots were going down. I started going into the CCP politics and future of China, a fat Chinese lady peeked her head from around the corner and gave her dagger eyes. The lady throwing her shade was new there, she was not the owner or her boss. The lady at the cash register then clammed up, and acted like she was too busy to carry on the conversation. We had a History of exchanging small talk while I waited for my order in the past. The whole episode gave me the impression, that the big Chinese lady in the back is a CCP observer, to keep the expatriates in line.

I get the feeling any Chinese place still towing the Covid line, is ran by Commies or under their control.

So I'll just make my own Egg Fu Young and Phoenix Chicken.
9625   Patrick   2021 Jul 29, 11:39am  

Just a line I ran across on a tweet:

I encourage you to interpret everything in whatever way hurts your feelings the most and you to take it personally.
9628   richwicks   2021 Jul 29, 12:48pm  

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Well, the problem is here, principally, is that Ted Cruz is fucking full of shit. I haven't seen either party do one goddamned thing that is positive for this nation in 30 years. NOTHING.
9629   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:43pm  

9630   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:44pm  

9631   Bd6r   2021 Jul 29, 2:45pm  

9632   Patrick   2021 Jul 29, 5:44pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/balloonhead-new-york-mayor-bill-deblasio-on-vaccines-the-voluntary-phase-is-over


No, in this interview Mayor Bill says, essentially, "I've asked nicely, but not you're going to force me to take more drastic measures."

"We tried voluntary. We could not have been more kind and compassionate as a country…free testing, incentives, friendly warm embrace — the voluntary phase is over."

Oh! How kind and compassionate have you been, mayor! Such a warm and understanding human being. He has been merciful and patient up to this point.

Now, de Blasio has made it clear that his desire is for every person to be vaccinated, even if it's against their will.




9633   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Jul 29, 6:18pm  

zzyzzx says


I saw video, it was funny
9637   Patrick   2021 Jul 31, 12:49am  

Thaddeus Russell
@ThaddeusRussell
Jul 26
Wouldn't it be wild if Fauci helped create the virus, the Democrats stole the election, the FBI instigated the Capitol riot, and they're suppressing speech to cover it all up?
10:55 PM · Jul 26, 2021
9640   HeadSet   2021 Jul 31, 8:39am  

Patrick says

About 300 5 years old and under kids a year die from diarrhea in the US. That is 300 more than die from Covid.
9647   Ceffer   2021 Jul 31, 12:09pm  

Can you say 'red pill'?
9649   Patrick   2021 Jul 31, 12:23pm  

This is the person who is in charge of the American military.

Oh my goodness is this cringe. And he's doing this whole charade despite being vaccinated. I mean maybe he should just wear a full HAZMAT suit next time, and carry a blankie.

Way to project strength, Defense Secretary Austin. How embarrassing!


https://notthebee.com/article/this-is-our-secretary-of-defense



9650   Patrick   2021 Jul 31, 12:24pm  

https://notthebee.com/article/lebronspace-jam-mural-vandalized-in-cleveland-mural-artist-responds

LeBron James "Space Jam" mural in his hometown vandalized with clown nose





We need a lot more resistance like this!

One blob of spraypaint made that mural perfect.
9653   HeadSet   2021 Jul 31, 3:13pm  

Ceffer says

Unfortunately, that toilet shits on us...
9657   Ceffer   2021 Jul 31, 10:20pm  

I can just imagine the Emperor Palpatine of the Swiss Octagon declaring: "Make them cry on camera, all of them! Make them snivel for our pleasure!"

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