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2019 Feb 17, 4:30pm   3,079,270 views  41,389 comments

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9675   Booger   2021 Aug 1, 7:09pm  

I was at Barnes & Noble yesterday and I asked the clerk if they had Trumps new book on how to deport illegal immigrants. He answered “Get the fuck out of here and don’t come back”. I said, yes that’s the one and do you have it in paperback?
9676   Ceffer   2021 Aug 1, 11:11pm  

Actually, the DOD Law of War calls them 'unprivileged belligerents'. You don't want to be an 'unprivileged belligerent' because it's a quickie tribunal and summary prison/execution depending on circumstances. Enemy combatants are better off because they are considered identified soldiers and are accorded certain rights as soldiers. They are called 'privileged belligerents'.
9683   HeadSet   2021 Aug 2, 6:26pm  

Ceffer says


Note the Rainbow gay flag over the exit where the Marxists walk out. Ironic, considering that every Marxist government so far has systematically eradicated their country's gay population.
9684   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Aug 2, 6:42pm  

HeadSet says
Ceffer says


Note the Rainbow gay flag over the exit where the Marxists walk out. Ironic, considering that every Marxist government so far has systematically eradicated their country's gay population.


We are getting corporatocracy, it’s like socialism but with corporate pc culture.
9685   richwicks   2021 Aug 2, 6:45pm  

Fortwaynemobile says
We are getting corporatocracy,


What do you mean getting?

Who went to jail over financial fraud in 2007-2008? Nobody, but they got a trillion dollar bailout.

If you think sars-cov2-19 was a medical emergency, you just haven't done the math. Most of the money went to the banks, AGAIN.
9686   FortwayeAsFuckJoeBiden   2021 Aug 2, 6:59pm  

richwicks says
Fortwaynemobile says
We are getting corporatocracy,


What do you mean getting?

Who went to jail over financial fraud in 2007-2008? Nobody, but they got a trillion dollar bailout.

If you think sars-cov2-19 was a medical emergency, you just haven't done the math. Most of the money went to the banks, AGAIN.


Good point
9688   Ceffer   2021 Aug 3, 12:44am  

You mean the Rockefeller Medical Profit Association. "How to make both disease AND death high yield!"
9689   Bd6r   2021 Aug 3, 7:48am  

Patrick says
Of course the gays will get slaughtered by Marxists again, but they totally deserve it for supporting Marxists.

Andrew Doyle (aka Titania McGrath)? Glenn Greenwald? Peter Thiel? Dave Rubin?
9691   Patrick   2021 Aug 3, 9:26am  

Bd6r says
Patrick says
Of course the gays will get slaughtered by Marxists again, but they totally deserve it for supporting Marxists.

Andrew Doyle (aka Titania McGrath)? Glenn Greenwald? Peter Thiel? Dave Rubin?


OK, I'm over-generalizing.

Kind of like if I were to say "men are taller than women". You can find exceptions to almost anything.
9696   Hircus   2021 Aug 3, 3:15pm  

Patrick says


Titania has a long thread where her prediction always come true, just like the above.

https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath/status/1339977959508226048
9699   Patrick   2021 Aug 3, 5:12pm  

Thanks! I found a larger version, but still not quite large enough to read everything:

larger version

from https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/08/huge-dr-shiva-discovers-existence-secretive-long-fuse-report-exposes-twitter-government-collusion-momentous-discovery-pentagon-papers/

Dr. Shiva discovered that Twitter built a special portal offered to certain governmental entities so that government officials can flag and delete content they dislike for any reason, as part of what they call their “Twitter Partner Status.”

Dr. Shiva Ayyadurai, the man who invented email, ran for US Senate in Massachusetts as a Republican and made allegations of voter fraud on Twitter. These tweets were then deleted by the far-left tech giant. Later it was discovered that they were deleted at the direction of government employees of the Massachusetts Secretary of State’s office.

Discovering this, Dr. Ayyadurai filed a federal lawsuit by himself, alleging that his federal civil rights were violated when the government silenced his political speech in order to affect an election. ...

This case could spell the end of CDA 230.

CDA 230 is the provision of the Communications Decency Act of 1996 that gives internet and social media companies legal immunity from lawsuits due to the content they publish.

This provision in law gives companies like Facebook and Twitter a way to dismiss lawsuits, but it also gives them the ability to act with impunity so that their actions cannot be legally challenged. These companies have, according to their detractors, abused this immunity by suppressing dissident, and specifically conservative, views, viewpoints and journalism.

Because Dr. Ayyadurai did not argue about Twitter’s “Terms of Service,” everything will instead hinge on the degree of interaction between Twitter and the state government of Massachusetts.


Ah found an even bigger one from the article:

yet bigger version
9700   Bd6r   2021 Aug 3, 7:22pm  

Patrick says
OK, I'm over-generalizing.

Kind of like if I were to say "men are taller than women". You can find exceptions to almost anything.

according to numbers I saw, ca. 30% of homosexuals voted for trump in 2020. Assuming that womyn vote for Trump less than men, one can estimate that 40 or so% of male homos voted for Trump. This is not an unusual exception.
I think it is extremely counterproductive to harp at them provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle.
9701   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2021 Aug 3, 8:39pm  

Bd6r says
Patrick says
OK, I'm over-generalizing.

Kind of like if I were to say "men are taller than women". You can find exceptions to almost anything.

according to numbers I saw, ca. 30% of homosexuals voted for trump in 2020. Assuming that womyn vote for Trump less than men, one can estimate that 40 or so% of male homos voted for Trump. This is not an unusual exception.
I think it is extremely counterproductive to harp at them provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle.


most of them seem to never shut up about being gay. run around with pride flags like they are a separate country, harass people. and the rest of the "gay community" as they self identify doesn't say shit. they are fine with it. sick people man, sick fucking people.
9702   Patrick   2021 Aug 3, 9:27pm  

Bd6r says
provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle


That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.
9704   Bd6r   2021 Aug 4, 8:40am  

Patrick says
Bd6r says
provided that they do not go around proselytizing their lifestyle


That is exactly my problem with them.

Especially when they promote it to children, or molest them.

In that case, this specific behavior should be criticized, instead of blanket criticism of ALL gays. It is not my business if someone wants to fuck womyn, men, or wasp nests, and it is not for me to change their behavior. I am not virtue police.

First, many if not most don't even advertise who they are, and second, criticizing ALL of them will drive a lot of them into arms of commies.
9706   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 10:50am  

https://babylonbee.com/news/gollum-hired-as-spokesperson-to-promote-social-distancing-guidelines



U.S.—Health experts in the U.S. have been encountering resistance in the population as many people don't want to stop living their lives due to the virus. So, they've been searching for spokespeople to point toward in hopes that Americans will finally listen to their expert advice. Finally, they located one creature they believe is a "model citizen" and "the very picture of health": Gollum, a Stoor Hobbit who lived in total isolation for 471 years.

"If Americans would just act more like Gollum, locking themselves away from sunlight and fresh air for five centuries, we would be able to beat this pandemic," said one health expert, Dr. Bob Lindelhooven. "Instead, we have people throwing massive 111th birthday parties and not even caring about what we have to say."
9709   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 1:09pm  

https://reclaimthenet.org/mmas-darren-till-refuses-to-be-canceled-after-being-reported-to-uk-police-over-meme/





In typical fashion these days, especially in the United Kingdom where the public are increasingly being threatened with losing any remaining semblance of free speech rights, Merseyside Police received a report of the post and stated that “enquiries are ongoing.”

However, Till was not least bit concerned about the complaints.

He took to social media to reveal that he did not regret the “offensive” Instagram post. He tweeted: “The post got 100k likes… it was a successful day of posting on Instagram I would say… I’ve got a belter post this weekend for u, even more offensive. turn post notifications on!!!!”

“You can’t cancel someone who doesn’t give a crap,” he went on to say.


We should all spread this very true and effective meme.
9712   Ceffer   2021 Aug 4, 2:01pm  

"A little Khazarian sexual enthusiasm never hurt anybody." Jeffrey Epstein
9714   Patrick   2021 Aug 4, 3:09pm  

Amazing that got past the censors.

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